July 2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #1380

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1509

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Quote #0859

"Everywhere I go, I am asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that it doesn't stifle enough of them."- Flannery O'Connor read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1543

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Quote #0860

"Faith is daring the soul to go beyond what the eyes can see." read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1578

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Quote #0861

"Forgiveness: The only time you should ever have a chip on your shoulder is when you tried to dump the entire bag into your mouth." read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1508

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Quote #0862

"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."- Groucho Marx read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1506

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Quote #0863

"God bless us, every one!"- Tiny Tim Cratchit read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1503

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Quote #0864

"Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional." read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1553

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Quote #0865

"Happiness can't buy money."- Bob Hope read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1518

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Quote #0866

"Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open." read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1430

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Quote #0867

"Having the right to be angry doesn't give you the right to be cruel." read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1652

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Quote #0868

"He who dies with the most toys is still dead." read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1574

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Quote #0869

"Hem your day with prayer and it will be less apt to ravel at the edges." read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1469

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"History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered heartbreaking obstacles before they triumphed. They won because they refused to become discouraged by their defeats."~B.C. F read more..

29 Jul

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1415

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Quote #0871

"Hold fast to the Bible as the sheet-anchor of your liberties; write its precepts in your hearts, and practice them in your lives."~Ulysses S. Grant read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1435

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Quote #0872

"How strange that Nature does not knock, and yet does not intrude!"- Emily Dickinson read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1522

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Quote #0873

"I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward."~Thomas Alva Edison read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1484

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Quote #0874

"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."- C. S. Lewis read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1483

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Quote #0875

"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three."~ Elayne Boosler read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1441

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Quote #0876

"I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back."- Zsa Zsa Gabor read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1481

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Quote #0877

"I prefer to sit on my own gate and whistle my own tune."- Charles Spurgeon read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1499

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Quote #0878

"I was thinking about old age and decided that it is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it'." read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1496

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Quote #0879

"I wouldn't have been in such a hurry to grow up, if I'd known that so much of adulthood is ad-libbed." read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1458

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Quote #0880

"If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six sharpening my axe." read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1373

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Quote #0881

"If it falls your lot to be a street sweeper, sweep streets like Michelangelo painted pictures, like Shakespeare wrote poetry, like Beethoven composed music; sweep streets so well that all the host of read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1440

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Quote #0882

"If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?" read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1450

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Quote #0883

"If you do not want to reap the fruits of sin, stay out of the devil's orchard." read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1446

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Quote #0884

"If you hear no evil and see no evil, call the TV repairman." read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1426

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Quote #0885

"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance." read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1393

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Quote #0886

"I'm sorry for not communicating but sometimes it's hard to write on a moving planet." read more..

29 Jul

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1427

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Quote #0887

"In Congress someone gets up to speak and says nothing, nobody listens, and then they all disagree." read more..

29 Jul

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Pastor Tim

1410

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Quote #0888

"It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all."- James Thurber read more..