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"The best defense against logic is ignorance" read more..

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." -- Mark Twain read more..

"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents." read more..

"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."- Alfred Hitchcock read more..

"The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map." read more..

"The older we get, the fewer things there are that seem worth waiting in line for." read more..

"The only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed." read more..

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and having the two as close together as possible."- George Burns read more..

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."- Lucille Ball read more..

"There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity" read more..

"There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.'" read more..

"There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come."- Victor Hugo read more..

"There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it."~Chinese Proverb. read more..

"There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself."- Johann Sebastian Bach read more..

"Things turn out the best for people who make the best of how things turn out."- John Wooden read more..

"Those are my principles, if you don't like them...... I have others."- Groucho Marx read more..

"To be nobody-but-myself -- in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else -- means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight, and never stop fighting. read more..

"To know how country folks are doing, look at their barns, not their houses." read more..

"To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me." read more..

"Trouble with grammar have I, yes."- Yoda read more..

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost."- Charles Caleb Colton read more..

"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't."- Mark Twain read more..

"We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive."- C read more..

"We are fishers of men, not keepers of the aquarium." read more..

"We can put television in its proper light by supposing that Gutenberg's great invention had been directed at printing only comic books."- Robert M. Hutchins read more..

"What if God is asking us for a sign?" read more..

"What you do in life depends upon what you are and what you want. What you get from life depends on how much you want it -- how much you are willing to work, plan, cooperate and use your resources. Th read more..

"Whatever God did and was able to do and willing to do at any time, God is able and willing to do again, within the framework of His will."- A. W. Tozer read more..

"Whatever you are, be a good one."- Abraham Lincoln read more..

"When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are."~Cary Grant read more..