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Monthly Archive

July 2019

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 63 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2790

Fishing and Sisters

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along. "I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
589

Early Salesmanship

During a magazine and newspaper subscription drive, our son Philip, a paperboy, learned about good salesmanship. His supervisor had instructed the kids to maintain a positive attitude, even when turn... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
717

Quote #1836

"Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing."  - Albert Schweitzer read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
802

Flying High

Scientists studying the effects of marijuana on seabirds have left no tern unstoned.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
635

One-liner #1395

He's a specialist in everything.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
331

Cybersalt News - July 14, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. On the Cybersalt Site today, the sound of Rev. James Snyder's wife's voice replaces nighttime thunder when she discovers her car has been broken into. You can read "And The... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
770

And Then the Thunder Roared

In our house, thunder has a variety of meanings. Some not as good as others, but that is another story. Either way, I am not a fan of thunder. Recently, some heavy thunder visited our area along with... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2812

Head Check

One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her nine-year-old nephew when he fell off a playground structure and hit his head. Worried that he might have a concussion, she checked him all... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1550

Communications Skills

Do you remember back in the day, when you'd go to a store and try to explain to a sales clerk which movie you were looking for? A sign behind the counter at a video rental store: "We are sorry to re... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
822

Quote #1835

  - Joni Earikson Tada read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
726

Night Chef

A woman wakes up to find her husband cooking stir-fry in the middle of the night. "Wake up, Frank! You're sleep-wokking again!"... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
597

One-liner #1394

It will go on ad infinitum for awhile.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
311

Cybersalt News - July 11, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! So far July has been cool and even rainy at times around Cybersalt World Headquarters. I don't mind that, in fact I prefer it instead of the heat pictured on the page at:ww... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
742

Watt They Say

People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2424

Lifestyle Q & A

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. S... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
830

Quote #1834

"Compassion asks us to go where it hurts, to enter into the places of pain, to share in brokenness, fear, confusion and anguish. Compassion challenges us to cry out with those in misery, to mourn wi read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
689

One-liner #1393

The bubble has burst to some extent.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3039

Car Pool Note

A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1607

Change

The Amish people lead a simple life. That means no electricity. An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
314

Cybersalt News - July 7, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. Today on the Cybersalt site, Rev. James Snyder prefers to do things tomorrow and that is fine with his wife as long as tomorrow is today! You can read "My Favorite Day... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
664

My Favorite Day of the Week Is Tomorrow

It was one of those weeks when the more I completed, the more I had to do. These are not my favorite kind of weeks. So frustrating. During these weeks, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage finagles... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
728

Warm Welcome

Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2744

Without Glasses

Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "You know, honey," I said sweetly, "Without y... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
101

Parenting Dilemma

Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. "Teddy," he called, "how many more times do I have I to tell you to come downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
972

Quote #1833

"Others." - William Booth, Founder of the Salvation Army read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
646

One-liner #1392

Death is a once in a lifetime experience.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
393

Cybersalt News - July 4, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and Happy 4th of July to all American Cybersaltines! For some time now I have been wanting to visit "Big Lonely Doug," a 230 foot Douglas Fir tree left standing in a clear... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6283

Stolen Truck

"If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober The young goober rancher came running into the store and s read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
744

Quote #1832

"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King, Jr. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4776

Funny Quotes

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.- Red Buttons Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a carhe sticks his h... read more..

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