Monthly Archive

July 2020

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 71 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Will
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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God's Will

A young girl asked her father following the church service “Dad, is God going to die?” “Of course not, God can’t die,” replied her father. “Why do you ask?” The girl answered, “The Pastor kept sayin... read more..
One-Liner #1493
One-liners
Susan Davis
1536
<1min

One-Liner #1493

The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4566 - July 16, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
89
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4566 - July 16, 2020

  Issue #4566                           Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Our daughter and grandson have arrived for a read more..
Cybersalt News - July 16, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 16, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Our daughter and grandson have arrived for an 8 week visit while my son-in-law does some army training in the reserves. Alyssa works for Shopify so she can work wherever th... read more..
Quote #1930
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1930

"The strength of the church is not the strength of its institutions but the authenticity of its witness." - Leonard Sweet read more..
Latin Translation
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Latin Translation

At a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor was telling the guests about this home country and himself. As he concluded, he said, "And I have a charming and understanding wife but, ala... read more..
Athletics Anonymous
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4674
<1min

Athletics Anonymous

Not too long ago, with all the emphasis on one's physical fitness, a new organization sprang up called "Athletics Anonymous." When you get the urge to play golf, tennis, go power-walking or bicycle r... read more..
Fourth Needed
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2881
<1min

Fourth Needed

The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As h... read more..
Through a Child's Eye
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2274
<1min

Through a Child's Eye

The world is an adventure, there's so many things to see, the search for buried treasure, climbing high up in a tree. Finding shells along the seashore, playing marbles in the sand, skipping stones a... read more..
One-Liner #1492
One-liners
Susan Davis
1579
<1min

One-Liner #1492

Paranoia has reached absurd stages ... I sneezed in front of my laptop and the anti-virus started a scan on its own.... read more..
It Was A Week That Was Shot To Pieces
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1564
4 min read

It Was A Week That Was Shot To Pieces

I only made one mistake last week, which is something of a record for me. I try limiting mistakes to one at a time, but not always in sequential order. I once tried to make my mistakes in a logical or... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4565 - July 12, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
78
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4565 - July 12, 2020

  Issue #4565                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! Do you miss professional sports? I don't mis read more..
Cybersalt News - July 12, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1037
<1min

Cybersalt News - July 12, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Do you miss professional sports? I don't miss them very much, but just the same I have started watching a new one during this pandemic: marble racing. Don't hate me becaus... read more..
Quote #1929
Quotes
Susan Davis
2135
<1min

Quote #1929

"Some people could be given an entire field of roses, and only see the thorns in it. Others could be given a single weed and only see the wildflower in it. Perception is a key component to gratitude read more..
One-Liner #1491
One-liners
Susan Davis
1560
<1min

One-Liner #1491

The dumbest thing I've ever purchased was a 2020 planner!... read more..
Sauce Control Center
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3937
<1min

Sauce Control Center

Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, ... read more..
Packaging Included
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Packaging Included

“A letter carrier career is a mail dominated profession.”... read more..
The Law
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2695
2 min read

The Law

It's funny to think these were ever laws that needed to be enforced. - In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. - In New York, it is against the law t... read more..
50 Years
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5362
<1min

50 Years

On an airplane, I overheard a flight attendant talking to an elderly couple in front of me. Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and ask... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4564 - July 9, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
77
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4564 - July 9, 2020

Cybersalt News Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There's no Cybersalt news today - which is good news isn't it? Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim Today's CleanLaugh Behavior Modification One read more..
Cybersalt News - July 9, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - July 9, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There's no Cybersalt news today - which is good news isn't it? Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..
Quote #1928
Quotes
Susan Davis
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<1min

Quote #1928

"There have been some who were so occupied in spreading Christianity that they never gave a thought to Christ." - C. S. Lewis read more..
One-Liner #1490
One-liners
Susan Davis
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<1min

One-Liner #1490

If these last few weeks have taught us anything, it is that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.... read more..
Family Trim
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Family Trim

A wealthy man had a falling out with his two sons. It was serious enough that he decided to change his will. At his lawyers office, he threw his will on the table and said, "This needs an heir cut."... read more..
Encouraging the Sick
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Encouraging the Sick

Several women were visiting elderly Mrs. Diamond who was very ill. After a while, they rose to leave and told her, "Esther, we will keep you in our prayers." "Just wash the dishes in the kitchen," th... read more..
Those Used To Be the Days
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1585
4 min read

Those Used To Be the Days

Being limited as to travel and outside activities can sometimes get rather boring. You can be inactive only so long, and then you get in that car that drives you to crazy land. Finding something to d... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4563 - July 5, 2020
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
74
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4563 - July 5, 2020

  Issue #4563                           Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone! There was an interesting phenomena in the sk read more..
Cybersalt News - July 5, 2020
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1029
2 min read

Cybersalt News - July 5, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! There was an interesting phenomena in the sky last night. I'm not talking about the lunar eclipse (which we did not see here at Cybersalt World Headquarters) nor am I talki... read more..
Quote #1927
Quotes
Susan Davis
1553
<1min

Quote #1927

"The true expression of Christian character is not in good-doing, but in God-likeness." - Oswald Chambers read more..
One-Liner #1489
One-liners
Susan Davis
1477
<1min

One-Liner #1489

I’m deeply disturbed by how many people seem to see washing their hands as a new thing.... read more..
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