Monthly Archive

August 2004

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 79 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Peggie's Den
Pastor Tim
4930

Bone of My Bone...CLONE of My CLONE??

Adam and Eve started it...no, GOD started it--it was HIS idea.  He took a rib from Adam's side and made Adam a helpmate.  It was a BONE, not a CLONE...and I LIKE His creative idea.  I D... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2718

Kissing Son

I was in line at a restaurant. In front of me was a mother with her college-age son and his girlfriend. It was in the middle of the dinner rush, and many customers were restless at the long wait, but ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3565

If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation

Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star,So, Data, please, how far? How far? Data: Our ship can get there very fastBut still the trip will last and lastWe'll have two days til we arriveBut can the Indran... read more..

Barb's Mantle
Pastor Tim
5296

I Want My Daddy!

How many times have you heard, "I want my Daddy!" from your youngsters? Perhaps you just administered punishment for something they had done, and they thought Daddy would come to the rescue.  I ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2472

Young Dressing

When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and staff were allowed to dress down. One of those days I donned a sweatshirt and slacks.A student came in, and hi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4375

Keep Walking

An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. "If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you $10 and a piece of candy." The boy refuses and keep... read more..

Melva's Devotions
Melva Cooper
4369

Share Your Gift

"The Lord Almighty is a wonderful teacher, and He gives the farmer great wisdom."Isaiah 28:29 (NLT) Today my husband and I traveled many miles across our state to attend a memorial service for a read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2472

Warning Signs That You Need A New Doctor

*Warning Signs That You Need A New Doctor** The patient before you was a goat.* Instead of anesthetic he has you watch PBS.* He has an assistant named Igor.* The local bar association named him "Clien read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4180

Old Dodge

A man was driving along in his beat up old dodge, when suddenly it broke down.  He was parked on the side of the road trying fix it, when a Jaguar pulled up in front of him and offered to help. ... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
5757

This is What Faith Does

The Olympic Games are on!This time from Greece, the home of Mt. Olympus and the home of the games themselves.Can you imagine what a thrill and honor it would be to carry your nation's colors in the pr... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2661

Division Of Brick Labor

At the construction site of a new church, the contractor stopped to chat with one of his workmen. "Patty," he asked casually, "didn't you once tell me that you had a brother who was a bishop?" "That ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4987

Senior Driver

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way... read more..

Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
4704

If a Bird Could Pray

Blue skies, bright sunshine, the color of blossoms and new growth everywhere I looked.  It was morning when all seemed well with the world.  I was returning from an early morning prayer time... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3023

Banking Hiccup

While waiting in line at the bank, a coworker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By the time he reached the teller's window, the hiccups seemed to have worsened. The teller took my friend's check ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4833

Men and Women

Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle.  But if Mike, Phil, Rob an... read more..

Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
5168

Count Your Blessings

                If People came complete with theme songs ?Count your blessings? (By J.Oatman & E.O.Excell) would be mine. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5767

Missing Church

Two men were fishing on a lake, feeling guilty that it was a Sunday morning, that they were not attending church, and the fish were not biting.The first guy eventually says: "I should have stayed home... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5815

Free to Go

Jon and Amanpreet were in an institution.  This place had an annual contest where they picked two of the best patients and asked them two questions.  If they got them correct, they were deem... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
5879

More Than Humanly Possible

The Olympics in Greece have officially begun.  Along with the traditional hopes and expectations of success by individual athletes and entire nations, there is also a palpable concern and angst a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3218

ESP Banking

Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he would only look at it after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape. Only then would he lend his ... read more..

Joshua Goodling
Joshua Goodling
5228

Making a Difference in Your Community, Job, and Family

William Penn once said; "I expect to pass through life but once. If, therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do for any fellow being, let me do it now as I shall not pass ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4376

Play Quietly

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4102

Radiator Cap Repair

I remember an old car I used to own. You know the kind, ratty and raggedy, driven when I was a poor college student. I was having trouble with something I couldn't readily identify myself, so I took i... read more..

Peggie's Den
Pastor Tim
3570

Meet Mrs. Jabez

If you've not heard about "The Prayer of Jabez," you've been living in a cave for the last year--for this little book with its inspirational message is a best-seller both in the Christian and in the s... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4171

Information Assistance

"Information.  Can I help you?" "I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please." "One moment, please." Pause.  "I'm sorry sir, I have no listing for a Theodore Guild." "No, no.  I read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2485

Office Answering Message

"Hello, you have reached an office that thought it was so smart getting all it's employees cordless phones. The person you are trying to reach is here right now, staring at me as I answer this call an read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4987

Bachelor Cooking

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.  Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.  "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy... read more..

Dr. Harold McNabb
Dr. Harold McNabb
3609

Then We'll Die Walking

A cute story from Christian Reader: My aunt and uncle had a missionary family visiting. When the missionary children were called in for dinner, their mother said, "Be sure to wash your hands." The ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
24169

Silly Q&A

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?He's all right now. How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment." What do Eskimo... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4879

Casual Day

I used to work for a large company, they often did special things for us to make work a little more enjoyable, below is a memo I found in my desk today thought I would pass it on.Casual Day Memo No. 1... read more..

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