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Nothing puts you more in the mood for a good old spaghetti western than ukulele music. You don't believe me? Listen to the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain play "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" an... read more..

Joe's wife likes to sing. She decided to join the church choir. From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Whenever she would start in on a song, Joe would hea... read more..

Hey you kids - get out of that Jello tree! That's right Bill Cosby is up on deck for today's FunBlog entry. Enjoy this first video from his "You Bet Your Life" television game show as Bill goes toe to... read more..

Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined give me very dry skin. One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum jelly and covered them... read more..

The Christian life is a life of being - not a life of don'ts. {audio}podcast/sm20100829.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

In the dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights: dousing and bombarding one another with water from squirt guns, glasses, balloons, even wastebaskets. Since each room had a sink, t... read more..

I must admit that I am not always right. Of course, I did not understand these dynamics until after entering the world of marital bliss. Although I may not always be right, I'm willing to "fess up" to... read more..

Like the description says, "Be a lifesaver; not a bystander. Learn Continuous Chest Compression CPR from Gordon A. Ewy, MD, and Karl Kern, MD, the physician researchers who developed this new approa... read more..

Tim and I celebrated our 24th wedding anniversary this week!  I never knew a couple could be so crazy in love with each other after so many years.  I think this may be close to what God had in mind wh... read more..

You can lead a cat to water but you can't make it drink. Apparently it's also impossible to teach them how to drink properly. But then again, we all know that when it comes down to training pets to do... read more..

When my youngest son was three years old, one of his finches died. It was winter so we couldn't bury the bird, so I flushed it down the toilet. I didn't realize that he had seen me do this until I hea... read more..

  Click to Enlarge Susan and I celebrated our 24th anniversary on Monday - and we celebrated in style at the best dining establishment in  downtown Jordan River.  No, not that Jor read more..

While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade pupils, I drew a greater-than ( > ) and a less-than sign ( < ) on the chalkboard and asked, "Does anyone remember what these mean?" A few moment... read more..

A well-put together, elderly gentleman left his Maserati Gran Turismo with the valet, entered the restaurant and asked to be seated at a table away from a lovely, well-dressed woman who appeared to be... read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-gooberA new goober skydiver and his instructor were high in the air... read more..

A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. "This place," the guide told them, "is 600 years old.  Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, nothing ... read more..

On Monday last there was a confusing cacophony swirling all around me. Usually, I'm not one to give vent to the noises around me but this was a little different. I like to pick sides but this time I'm... read more..

A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked. He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day and sealed a few screws, and everything was working as before. The profe... read more..

Many patients call the pathology group where I am office manager to discuss their medical bills. One irate woman demanded that I describe every laboratory test on her statement. Reluctantly, I complie... read more..

A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. "Doc, there's something wrong with me.  Every time I stand in a baby's high chair and face southwest, and then touch my tongue to a p... read more..

The chairman of the board of our company called me into his office to tell me the good news. I was being promoted to Vice President of Corporate Research and Planning. Of course, I was excited, but th... read more..

A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with "IBA" or insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taki... read more..

On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the under-ground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into them. "What would happen ... read more..

Watch out for people who try to manipulate you emotionally by saying they are nothing while at the same time making claims of extraordinary insight, intimacy, and experience with spiritual mysteries.&... read more..

Some of my best friends, on occasion, have hinted the suggestion that it is highly possible that I might be paranoid. When this idea was first floated, I smiled because I had no idea what it meant. No... read more..

"Write a sentence about a public servant," said the teacher. The small boy wrote, "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregn read more..

Wow!!  It seems I have to blog more often to keep ahead of the surprising / stunning news. First things first; I’m still giddy about the piano.  It was tuned on Friday, and I definitely play it sever... read more..

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old wo... read more..

In the examination paper, the professor wanted us to sign a form stating that we had not received any outside assistance. Unsure of whether he should sign the form, a student stated that he had prayed... read more..

An oral surgeon was scheduled to extract four wisdom teeth from Jim, a high-school football player, who had opted to be sedated for the procedure. As the intravenous anesthesia was being administered,... read more..