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Monthly Archive

August 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 251 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1712

One-liner #0703

"I think my smart phone is broken.... I pressed my home button but I'm still at work." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2389

Stealing Wifi

"If your neighbor asks you if you were stealing his wifi, you may feel like it's an invasion of your piracy." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1300

Quote #1157

"Taking the bull by the horns is often a sound course of action..as long as you and the bull agree on when to let go." read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8127

Giant Badminton Birdy

It Was Dangerous Playing With The Big Kid On The Street. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6521

Park Sleep

Nobody bothered Laura when she slept at the park. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
18065

Toilet Scooter

Great - one more seat for couples to argue about! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
19576

Car Bird Poop

I think it is safe to say that the flock gave this year's model two wings down. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5800

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1195

Cybersalt News - August 24, 2011

I've have just finished moving all of my past devotionals from the old site to the new Cybersalt Site.  They are in the Cybersalt Shaker area at: www.cybersalt.org/blogs/totally-tim/cybersalt-sh... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1147

Cybersalt News - August 23, 2011

Yesterday's Cybersalt Digest did not go out because of an error between my seat and my keyboard (I set it to go out for the wrong date). Speaking of mistakes - one mistake I did not make was marrying... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1321

Quote #1156

"I am not afraid of the dark - I am afraid of monsters." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3739

Maturity Under Attack

We Must Stop This!! Have you ever noticed that when you're of a certain age, everything seems uphill from where you are? Stairs are steeper. Groceries are heavier, and everything is farther away. Yes... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1635

One-liner #0702

A bumper sticker seen on a stealth bomber: "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THEN WE WASTED 50 BILLION BUCKS."... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1550

Value For Money

Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted? Dentist: $300 Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work, that expensive. Dentist: O.K. I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1536

Surgeon Book Return

A surgeon goes to return some books borrowed from the library. The librarian quips after checking the books, "Sir your books are always returned with the last page missing in every book." The surgeon... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5861

NASA Funding Solution

Nasa may have found a way to keep the space shuttle program going. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
15386

Superman Squirrel

Oh! That's how they jump from branch to branch. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
16370

Cyclops Cindi

Cindi - with an "I" ... read more..

Games
Pastor Tim
14944

Grid Game

At first this game looks like it you can only try to find the longest combo by randomly clicking a starting piece, but there is so much more that you can do! For instance, see if you can get all the p... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5978

Cubicle King

George was the king of his cubicle. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4909

Motorcycle Landing

Butch's jump off the ramp was excellent! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1321

Cybersalt News - August 22, 2011

There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  He has become all thumbs with his new cell phone.  You can read "Finding a Cure for Textaholics" at:www.cybersalt.or... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4440

Busy Mom

My busy mother sometimes accidentally left pots and pans on the stove with the burners on, so she resorted to posting this reminder on the kitchen door: "STOVE?" My sister, back from college, noticed... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1200

Quote #1155

"If you believe what you like in the gospels, and reject what you don't like, it is not the gospel you believe, but yourself."- Augustine read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1710

Under the Bed

Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises. Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye. It was a card, on which wa... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1356

One-liner #0701

"When I was born I was so lazy, my parents had to feed me and dress me and carry me around with them all day." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1722

Low 80's Golf

"I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at the club. "Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive." "Not really," said the little old man. "Any ho read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
1168

When We Haven't Changed

Don't be discouraged when you see ways that you haven't changed - even after many years of following Jesus. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110821.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/s... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1276

Cybersalt News - August 21, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church web site has been updated with last weekend's message and service.  You will find them at:www.westsidefamily.org/messages/courageous-judgemen... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1241

Quote #1154

"Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest." read more..

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