Monthly Archive

August 2016

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Addiction
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Addiction

True story: A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no, he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from the party, the police ... read more..
One-liner #1094
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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<1min

One-liner #1094

Don't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people).... read more..
Mistakes
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Mistakes

If a barber makes a mistake,It's a new style... If a driver makes a mistake,It is an accident... If a engineer makes a mistake,It is a new venture... If parents makes a mistake,It is a new generati... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4154 - August 8, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
62
3 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4154 - August 8, 2016

Cybersalt News Did you know seagulls live long enough to become teenagers? The newest funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site proves it. You'll find "Bird Teenager" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs read more..
Cybersalt News - August 8, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - August 8, 2016

Did you know seagulls live long enough to become teenagers? The newest funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site proves it. You'll find "Bird Teenager" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/bird-teenager&nb... read more..
Bird Teenager
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Bird Teenager

When seagulls become teenagers. ... read more..
Waterology
Clean Jokes
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2 min read

Waterology

I'm sure you've heard the old story referring to optimism and pessimism that is determined by whether you think the glass is half-empty or half-full. Here are the reactions when somebody leaves a half... read more..
Where Is Porky Pig When You Need Him?
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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4 min read

Where Is Porky Pig When You Need Him?

Growing up we did not have a TV in our home. My father was just too cheap to spend the money for something as frivolous as TV, so he bought comic books to read. “Books,” he often said to us, “are bett... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4153 - August 7, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
66
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4153 - August 7, 2016

Cybersalt News Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt Site today. James wishes Porky Pig would show up more often and declare "That's all folks. read more..
Cybersalt News - August 7, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 7, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt Site today. James wishes Porky Pig would show up more often and declare "That's all folks."  You can ... read more..
Quote #1541
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Quote #1541

Discipline says, "I need to." Duty says, "I ought to." Devotion says, "I want to." - Adrian Rogers read more..
One-liner #1093
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1978
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One-liner #1093

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.... read more..
Old McPixel
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Old McPixel

I tried taking some high-res pictures of some local farmland; but they all turned out really grainy.... read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4152 - August 6, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
69
4 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4152 - August 6, 2016

Cybersalt News You know that awful feeling when something unknown touches your foot in the ocean?  Knowing what it is isn't always a comfort either?  Would you surf at the location of toda read more..
Cybersalt News - August 6, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 6, 2016

You know that awful feeling when something unknown touches your foot in the ocean?  Knowing what it is isn't always a comfort either?  Would you surf at the location of today's funny picture... read more..
Toy Disclaimers
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Toy Disclaimers

*Toy Disclaimers* * No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product. * Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks. * Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much. * Warning: read more..
Seaweed Wave
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Seaweed Wave

In this case knowing what is touching your foot is no help. ... read more..
One-liner #1092
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1092

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments!... read more..
Rescue Mom
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Rescue Mom

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment,... read more..
Daddy's Empty Chair
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3379
2 min read

Daddy's Empty Chair

A man's daughter had asked the local minister to come and pray with her father. When the minister arrived, he found the man lying in bed with his head propped up on two pillows. An empty chair sat be... read more..
Salad Pardner
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Salad Pardner

A question: If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing??... read more..
Quote #1540
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1540

"Faith does not just find God in the past, but finds God in the future. Can you thank God, this minute, not just for what has been, but for what is coming?" - Leonard Sweet read more..
The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4151 - August 5, 2016
Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
69
2 min read

The Cybersalt Digest - Issue #4151 - August 5, 2016

Cybersalt News If you've ever been to a baptismal service where the worship team was dressed too informally, it might have looked a bit like the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll fi read more..
Cybersalt News - August 5, 2016
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Cybersalt News - August 5, 2016

If you've ever been to a baptismal service where the worship team was dressed too informally, it might have looked a bit like the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt site. You'll find "Baptismal Wor... read more..
Baptismal Worship Team
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Baptismal Worship Team

Some thought the worship team at the baptismal service was too informal. ... read more..
One-liner #1091
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1091

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.... read more..
Glacier Work
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Glacier Work

A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?" "The glaciers brought them down," said the guide. "But where are... read more..
Grandmother Flight
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Grandmother Flight

After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her special needs. The representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an... read more..
Ahh, Tourists
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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<1min

Ahh, Tourists

A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?" "The glaciers brought them down," the guide replied. "But w... read more..
Literary Pisces
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Literary Pisces

The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild ... except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.... read more..
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