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Monthly Archive

August 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 208 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4576

Glacier Work

A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?" "The glaciers brought them down," said the guide. "But where are... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1463

Grandmother Flight

After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her special needs. The representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2962

Ahh, Tourists

A lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?" "The glaciers brought them down," the guide replied. "But w... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1736

Literary Pisces

The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild ... except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1159

Quote #1539

"Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous." – George Bernard Shaw read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
625

Cybersalt News - August 4, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm not sure what frame rate the human eye operates at, but under certain circumstances if you display water to it at 24 frames per second (24fps) some cool things appea read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1882

Amazing Water Experiment

This amazing water experiment shows how much fun you can have at 24 frames per second (24fps). ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2753

Wedding Comeback

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' T... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1081

One-liner #1090

Two wrongs are only the beginning.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2738

Silent Drums

An anthropologist was assigned to Borneo, where he found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site he where he would make his collections. At noon on the second day of travel up... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1949

Intimidation

A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a beer, or...!" Scared, the bartender serves the man his beer. This happens everyday for a week straight, and the bart... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1538

Four things you can't recover from:  The stone after the throw. The word after it's said. The occasion after it's missed. The time after it's gone. - Deanna Wadsworth read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2099

Dough!

I didn't mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
637

Cybersalt News - August 3, 2016

Recently, Rev. James Snyder (long time contributor of "God's Penman" devotionals on the Cybersalt Site) celebrated his 65th birthday. James sent us this picture of him and Martha (the Gracious Mist read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2308

Unconventional Marriage

Happy 65th birthday to James Snyder, seen here out celebrating with Martha. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1229

Rub-a-Dub Song

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1052

One-liner #1089

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2800

How Was I Born?

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well, Honey..." said the slightly prudish parent, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2593

Child Like Faith, Fear

A little boy walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, he made his daily trek to the elementary school. As the afternoon progressed, t... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1617

Quote #1537

"Did I offer peace today? Did I bring a smile to someone's face? Did I say words of healing? Did I let go of my anger and resentment? Did I forgive? Did I love? These are the real questions." - Hen read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2603

Badgering Neighbor

Neil was tired of his neighbor badgering him all the time. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3327

Rabbi Retirement

An elderly rabbi, having just retired from his duties in the congregation, finally decided to fulfill his lifelong fantasy to taste pork.  He went to a hotel in the Catskills in the off-season, ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1644

Quote #1536

"Do not think that you can show your love for Christ by hating those who seem to be His enemies on earth. Suppose they really do hate Him: nevertheless He loves them, and you cannot be united with H read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1503

Borrowing Thanks

Thank-you student loans for getting me through university.  I don't think I can ever repay you!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1075

One-liner #1088

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6581

Lumberjack

A man comes up to the owner of a lumberjack business and says, "I need a job and I think I'm pretty good." The owner replied, "Okay, show me what you can do, chop down that redwood over there." The m... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1589

The Bar vs. The Baptists

In a small Midwestern conservative town, a business owner began to construct a building for a new bar. The local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and pray... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
580

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2016

Welcome to August everyone. It's a new month and what better way to start it than to make a new start with someone. Is there anyone you should give this cake to? You'll find "Stupid Cake" at:www.cyber... read more..

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