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Monthly Archive

August 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 208 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1351

Quote #1558

"You fearful saints fresh courage take, the clouds you so much dread are big with mercy and will break in blessings on your head." - Anonymous read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1418

Word Play

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
650

Cybersalt News - August 27, 2016

There is a new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Dog Vent" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/dog-vent Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Clean Jokes
3416

Laundry Husband

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends,... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
2505

Dog Vent

Suddenly the cat's belldidn't seem so dumb. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2669

One, Two, Three

Preparing for the most important presentation of his life, a sales rep went to a psychiatrist. "I'll implant a hypnotic suggestion in your mind," said the shrink. "Just say 'one-two-three,' and you'll... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1041

One-liner #1109

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1546

State of The World

The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him. When the boat grounded on t... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
2649

Quote #1557

"Those who play on fear, who practice the politics of division, who fuel nationalistic fervor, and who incite violence and hate are strengthened by ignorance and public resignation." – Dr. Samantha read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1167

Old Testament Barista

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
641

Cybersalt News - August 26, 2016

There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Steps from the Court" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/steps-from-the-tennis-court Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4205

Steps from the Tennis Court

The rental add said, "Steps from the Tennis Court" ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1384

Quote #1556

  "Disciples are producers not consumers." - Mike Breen read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1204

Party of None

Lousy Restaurant ... I have my reservations.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1879

Giving Credit Where Credit Is Due

An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented "These are very good! You must have a good camera."... read more..

Clean Jokes
3191

Old Friends

Amy and Judy are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. Amy is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore. "As I get older he doesn... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1049

One-liner #1108

 "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
670

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yesterday, somebody shared to my Facebook page (www.facebook.com/cybersalt) one of my favorite funny videos on the internet. It reminded me that I already had it in the Fun... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1380

Quote #1555

Preachers are the absolute worst people to listen to sermons. So here is the prayer I use to prep myself: Lord, save me from compare, contrast, critique. Move me from cerebration to celebration. read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2603

Nervous Man

A very nervous man, accompanied by his nagging wife, was examined by a doctor. After checking the chart, the doctor nodded and wrote the man a prescription for a powerful tranquilizer. The man asked... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1650

Coworker Support

One day at the veterinarian's office where I take my dog,  the receptionist and a man were verbally sparring with one another. After a few tense moments, a technician came to her co-worker's defe... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1205

Intimasea

Fish Eyes: Windows to the sole.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
976

One-liner #1107

Every warning label has an awesome backstory.... read more..

Clean Jokes
3108

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do...(especially when you share the same major!) PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother. SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed i... read more..

Clean Jokes
3985

Give and Take

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests i... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
2345

Military Liar, Liar

Finally the troops liar, liar had been found. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1362

Hippo Zippo

What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2023

Slander

On the road one day, a man and a woman smashed their cars together in a terrible car wreck. Both vehicles were totaled, but fortunately neither person was injured. The woman said to the man, "Thank g... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
612

Cybersalt News - August 24, 2016

Thank you to everyone for your comments and congratulations on my 30th wedding anniversary. There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You'll find "Military Liar, Liar" at:www.cybersal... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1329

Quote #1554

"I can think of no other time in history where the name of Jesus has been so frequently mentioned and the content of His life and teaching so thoroughly ignored." - Brennan Manning read more..

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