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What doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Here's what is new on the Cybersalt Site. After you place your faith in Jesus, it's time to live a life of see, pray, and do. You can learn more about that in my message f... read more..

This past week I had my yearly visit with my doctor. Believe me, it was no vacation but it did vacate the cash in my wallet. It was not the loss I needed at the time. It is amazing about my doctor. H... read more..

The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothi... read more..

Last week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some difficulties while setting it up so we decided to call the customer support phone number we found in the manual. I picked up the pho... read more..

The "Flat Earth Society" has members all around the globe. Now say that again, slowly.... read more..

"If any man think ill of you, do not be angry with him for you are worse than he thinks you to be." - C. H. Spurgeon read more..

At any given time, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.... read more..

Admiral McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrived at the military camp and was greeted by Marshall. They b... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a big shoutout to subscriber Shelia Heil who sent in a picture of her brother's chickens! Not only was that fun, but I got a good laugh out of the filename for the pic read more..

"If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up." - Autumn Calbrese read more..

A plateau: the highest form of flattery.... read more..

The math teacher saw that little Davie wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Davie! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Davie quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cart... read more..

A guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bough... read more..

Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we're going.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Imitation is an important part of Christian life. You can learn more about that in my message from last week when you listen to "Imitation Instead of Idolization" at:www.we... read more..

The true Christian life is one of faith, accompanied by good works empowered by Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20170806.mp3{/audio} read more..

I find too often I get all caught up with the busyness of life that I forget some things. For example, last week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I had birthdays. Our birthdays are only two... read more..

"Deceit is the wrapper on every temptation." - Unknown read more..

A blue ship crashed with a red ship. The survivors were marooned.... read more..

Waiting for an elevator at a local hospital, I was standing next to a maintenance person holding a bicycle pump. Noticing my curious stares, he looked at me and remarked with a smile, "It's the newes... read more..

* A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.My desk is my work station ... * I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. * If quitters never win, a read more..

I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's pretty hot here at Cybersalt World Headquarters so today I've reviving this great summertime funny picture. You'll find "No Ice Cream" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pict read more..

"If you sincerely drink poison, it will kill you: if you sincerely cut your throat, you will die. If you sincerely believe a lie, you will suffer the consequences. You must not only be sincere, but read more..

A 92 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical.  A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow up visit, the docto... read more..

I went out to buy some goose feather pillows, but I found they were so expensive I couldn't even afford the down payment.... read more..

I was accompanying my eight-year-old daughter who was selling cookies door-to-door for the Girl Scouts. After visiting several homes, she commented on the different styles of doorbells: some buzzed, s... read more..

"I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient who wanted to lose weight without exercising. "I don't want you to swallow them. Just spill them on the floor twice a read more..

Ninety percent of being married is just shouting "What?" from other rooms.... read more..