Monthly Archive

August 2018

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 68 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
13839

Reap What You Sow

Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle. A curious neig... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1232

Quote #1751

"For what is idolatry if not this: to worship the gifts in place of the Giver Himself?" - John Calvin read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1304

Coal Keeper

"I must make the fire hotter!" Tom bellowed. read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1297

One-liner #1310

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
675

Cybersalt News - August 16, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I hope something wonderful hatches for you today. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1299

Don't Look Back

"My steering wheel won't turn," Tom said straightforwardly. read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2900

Golfing Help

"How was your game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went," he answered. "But you're 75 years old, Jack read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3904

Deputy Goober

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober   The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Go... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2118

Secrets

Being a teenager and getting a tattoo seem to go hand in hand. I wasn't surprised when a friend of my daughter showed me a Japanese symbol on her hip. "Please don't tell my parents," she begged. "I ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1691

Quote #1750

"Holding a grudge against someone means you think you know what they deserve and you take it upon yourself to give it to them." - Tim Keller read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1409

One-liner #1309

Always try to be modest ... and be proud of it!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
736

Cybersalt News - August 12, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! If Rev. James Snyder had a dog, it's name wouldn't be "Lucky." That just the way it is with James and luck, but he's very OK with that. You can read, "If It Wasn’t for Bad ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1307

Hallelujah, It IS a Scam

I know I am not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, or the brightest bulb on the porch, and a few bricks shy of a load. However, my philosophy is simple, if you know what you are not, then you can soon... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1417

Anger by the Numbers

I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals. I am LIVID!... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1258

Quote #1749

"Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much." - Blaise Pascal read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3580

Martha's Way vs. My Way #2

Martha's way: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up" My way: If you over salt a dish whil... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2228

Who Is This?

In chemistry, He turned water into wine.In biology, He was born without the normal conception.In physics, He disapproved the law of gravity when He ascended into heaven.In economics, He disapproved th... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1569

One-liner #1308

Ever consider what dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
705

Cybersalt News - August 9, 2018

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3584

Produce Profit

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Two goobers who wanted to invest $100 they won in the lotte... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2995

Quote #1748

"Blowing out someone else's candle does not make yours shine any brighter." - Toby Mac #SpeakLife read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1225

Synonym Challenge

Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1300

One-liner #1307

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you have diarrhea.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2314

Selfless Dedication

In a small town in America, there was a Doctor Brackett. He was known as the poor man's friend because he spent hours at the bedside of unfortunates and never ever took a fee from them. He lived in tw... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3467

Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try! - We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you. - It's not that you aren't a responsible worke read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
723

Cybersalt News - August 5, 2018

Sunday greetings everyone! It's the British Columbia Day long weekend here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. This week, Rev. James Snyder reflects upon and muses about what he can and can't do anymor... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1178

I Never Thought I Could

As a person gets older things change. By things, I am referring to my body. When I was young, I never gave a thought to what it would be like when I got old. I was too busy enjoying my being young. W... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1789

Quote #1747

"When you go through a trial, the sovereignty of God is the pillow upon which you lay your head." - C.H. Spurgeon read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1609

"E" Equals

Einstein developed a theory about space; and it was about time too.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1944

From the Mouths of Children

"The only accidents are the ones you make in your pants." Ari K, age 7 "Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals." Donna Maria G, age 9 "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and t read more..

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