Monthly Archive

September 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 232 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0710

"I have not yet begun to procrastinate." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Middle Age Pause

"When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 3, 2011

I like to be helpful whenever I can be - even when it comes to keeping the horses relaxed!www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/horseyawn Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Nylons

"Nylons give women a run for their money." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0709

"Wow, Costco has a great deal on the tires for my car. Too bad they sell them in packs of 64 tires."- @danrutledge1 read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1161

"The tendency of religious people is to use spiritual and ethical observance as a lever to gain power over others and over God, appeasing Him through ritual and good works."- Tim Keller read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Pastor Kevorkian

If Dr. Jack Kevorkian Was a Pastor. read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
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Elvis Worship Leader

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Flintstones Car

Wilma hated it when she had to pick Fred up from work. ... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Horse Yawn

Playing Pastor Tim's sermons in the barn was really helping the horses relax. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 2, 2011

Today's featured funny picture is a timely reminder to remember your manners when you attend barbecues.  You will find "Barbecue Fork" at: https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/barbecue-fork ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2442
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One-liner #0708

"If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2609
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Pirate Corn

What does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Classroom Talk

Thanks to Cybersalt Digest subscriber, Georgia B., for passing along this story from her sister-in-law, Mrs. Hall. As you know, kids say the darnedest things. Yesterday, a sweet little nugget said, ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Driving School Gone South

That was the day that things went south at the North Driving School. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Just Kidding Sign

Everyone wants to be comedian. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Ocean Hear

Hey! I Can Hear the Ocean! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Chainsaw Woodchuck

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck . . . . ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Barbecue Fork

It's proper manners to eat your food with a fork. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1160

"If joy and triumph be showed when a king's child is born to the world, what joy is sufficient, when God's child is regenerated from heaven. The one is flesh, which is born of flesh: the other is spir read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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President Bush Limo

You can take George W. out of Texas but you can't take Texas out of George W.! Check out President Bush's new limousine! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - September 1, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a happy September to you all as well! The return of the Cybersalt Digest is a few days late due to all the fun Mrs. Cybersalt and I are having with family who are stil... read more..

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