September 2011 - Monthly Archive

06 Sep

Funny Pictures

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Toilet Seat Argument Settled

Argument Settled! ... read more..

06 Sep

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Coffee Frog

After the soup incident, this was just a plain fiasco! ... read more..

06 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Good Luck Road Sign

Bensonville's city planners were not very compassionate. ... read more..

06 Sep

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Talking Dog Misha Says "I Love You"

Misha the talking dog says, "I love you." ... read more..

06 Sep

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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"There is no benefit of throwing some good at someone when you do not know how that good helps that person. Zeal without knowledge can indeed kill. Hence we need to have knowledge as we put our faith read more..

06 Sep

Clean Jokes

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Army Arrival

My youngest brother, Tony had just completed Army basic training and was on leave prior to his first tour in Germany. I am an Army National Guard pilot and our other brother, John, is my crew chief. ... read more..

06 Sep

Illustrations

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First Wedding

Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?" Her mother asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, she w... read more..

05 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Forest

Forest: Trees a crowd. (WordFoolery)... read more..

04 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Observatory

"Observatory: What Washington asked his spies to do." read more..

04 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Fiddle Virus

Users of a certain computer operating system are famously untroubled by viruses. Still, there has been a very strange thing happening lately to these computer users and experts are finding it tough to... read more..

04 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Don't Forget What to Expect

Don't forget what to expect if you make alliances with wickedness. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20110904.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110904.mp3"> ... read more..

03 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0710

"I have not yet begun to procrastinate." read more..

03 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Middle Age Pause

"When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause." read more..

03 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - September 3, 2011

I like to be helpful whenever I can be - even when it comes to keeping the horses relaxed!www.cybersalt.org/funny-horse-pictures/horseyawn Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

02 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Nylons

"Nylons give women a run for their money." read more..

02 Sep

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0709

"Wow, Costco has a great deal on the tires for my car. Too bad they sell them in packs of 64 tires."- @danrutledge1 read more..

02 Sep

Quotes

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Quote #1161

"The tendency of religious people is to use spiritual and ethical observance as a lever to gain power over others and over God, appeasing Him through ritual and good works."- Tim Keller read more..

02 Sep

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Pastor Kevorkian

If Dr. Jack Kevorkian Was a Pastor. read more..

02 Sep

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

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Elvis Worship Leader

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

02 Sep

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Flintstones Car

Wilma hated it when she had to pick Fred up from work. ... read more..

02 Sep

Funny Horse Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Horse Yawn

Playing Pastor Tim's sermons in the barn was really helping the horses relax. ... read more..

02 Sep

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - September 2, 2011

Today's featured funny picture is a timely reminder to remember your manners when you attend barbecues. You will find "Barbecue Fork" at: https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/barbecue-fork ... read more..

01 Sep

One-liners

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One-liner #0708

"If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic." read more..

01 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Pirate Corn

What does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.... read more..

01 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Classroom Talk

Thanks to Cybersalt Digest subscriber, Georgia B., for passing along this story from her sister-in-law, Mrs. Hall. As you know, kids say the darnedest things. Yesterday, a sweet little nugget said, ... read more..