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I, like so many people, love a good mystery. I have read all of the Sherlock Holmes stories, the Father Brown stories and other good mystery novels. I just like trying to solve a good mystery. A good... read more..

A psychologist is meeting with a new patient that just happens to be a musical instrument. Says the patient, "I'm a guitar! I'm a guitar!" Says the psychologist kindly, "You're a lyre."... read more..

A teacher was finishing up a lesson on the joys of discovery and the importance of curiosity. "Where would we be today," she asked, "if no one had ever been curious?" One child quietly spoke up from... read more..

A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter's plane. She had just come back from a faraway land trying to find adventure. As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly beh... read more..

"I will stay in jail to the end of my days before I make a butchery of my conscience." - John Bunyan (imprisoned for preaching) read more..

Anyone who reads this is illiterate!... read more..

*Things Not To Say to Your Pregnant Wife* 17.  "I finished the Oreos" 16.  "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds." 15.  "Y'know, looking at her, you'd read more..

One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. at Jeff's house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, "Is this 555-1111?" "No, this is 555-1112," Jeff replied. "Oh, I'm so sorry for disturbing you... read more..

A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "One-seventy," he says. The nurse puts him on the scale. It turns out t... read more..

"Lord, the sea is so wide and my boat is so small. Be with me. Amen" - Breton fisherman read more..

What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long? A π-thon.... read more..

I am certain of it, but I may be wrong.... read more..

Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder's wife wishes he was faster to do things, but going slow is just fine for him. You can read, "Slow Is Just the Way I Go" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/slow-is-j... read more..

One of the main complaints in the Parsonage has to do with my procrastination. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage often refers to me as, Sir Procrastinator, as if it was a bad thing. Anything tha... read more..

"Most good things have been said far too many times and just need to be lived." - Shane Claiborne read more..

*Grandpa's Pearls of Wisdom* - Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. - Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earni read more..

The eight-year old boy had never spoken a word-ever. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, "Soup's cold." His astonished mother exclaimed, "Son, I've waited so ... read more..

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.... read more..

He's a unique type.... read more..

Phil goes to Europe and leaves his favorite dog with his brother James. While in Europe, Phil calls James to check on his dog and asks, "So James, how's my favorite dog doing?"  James very terse... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!  ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

"I didn't go to religion to make me 'happy.' I always knew a bottle of Port would do that. If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity." - C read more..

What do we want? A keyboard for fat fingers! When do we want it? BOW!... read more..

Life is a Theater...Invite Your Audience Carefully Not everyone is healthy enough to have a front row seat in our lives. There are some people in your life that need to be loved from a DISTANCE. It'... read more..

Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning - or possibly just a very hairy guy; either way, the silver bullets worked.... read more..

A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!" The lumberjack grinned and said, "And you will di... read more..

Suddenly September, Sunday greetings! Rev. James Snyder and his wife disagree about vegetables, but they are staying together just the same. "How to Live with a Veggie-Holic" at:www.cybersalt.org/god... read more..

In our house, not many conflicts expose themselves. For the most part, it is a very quiet and serene home occupied by two lovebirds. I am not saying we are perfect. For we are not. The imperfect side... read more..