Monthly Archive

"Perhaps we make too much of what is wrong and too little of what is right. The trouble with gloom is that it feeds upon itself and depression causes more depression." - Queen Elizabeth II read more..

When my son was in the ninth grade, we reluctantly agreed to let him move into the basement. Then I realized how convenient it was to get him to the breakfast table. Before, I used to stand at the bot... read more..

Locomotive: A crazy reason for doing something.... read more..

Two actors who haven't seen each other in several weeks run into each other on the street. 1st actor: Haven't seen you in a while. How's everything going? 2nd actor: Pretty good. Two weeks ago I got... read more..

Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone. The local speedway I raced at as the "Pastor of Disaster" is closing in a week. Last night was the last night for the class of racing I enjoyed driving the most - demo tru... read more..

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Answers: KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MA... read more..

Why does the chicken cross the road cartoon illustrating a bible message... read more..

"We must meet the uncertainties of this world with the certainty of the world to come." - A. W. Tozer read more..

Clothes don't necessarily make the man, but a good suit makes a lawyer.... read more..

My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the heck is really going on down there? Who is the real hero? - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

Patsy, 3, was at church with her parents. Her family had already given, but when the collection basket got close Patsy insisted that her mother give her some money to put in. Her mother tried to expl... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There was a lot of pressure around Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday. It had me experiencing a lot of ups and downs. With summer fading, Grandma Cybersalt and I finall... read more..

A doctor who spoke limited Spanish was rushed to a car in the ER parking lot to find a Spanish woman in the process of giving birth. Wanting to tell the woman to push he started yelling "Puta! Puta! P... read more..

"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?" - Erma Bombeck read more..

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?... read more..

Where are delinquent disk drives sent? Boot camp!... read more..

Proven ways to get along better with EVERYONE: 1. Before you say anything to anyone, ask yourself 3 things: - Is it true? - Is it kind? - Is it necessary? 2. Make promises sparingly and keep them... read more..

A two-and-a-half-year-old walked into the bathroom while her mother was putting on make-up. "I'm going to look just like you, Mommy!" she announced. "Maybe, when you grow up," her mother told her. ... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone. Rev. Suneel Barkat has written a third article for the Cybersalt site. You may remember he is in Pakistan which is suffering the effects of recent disastrous flooding, so ... read more..

This Gospel describes Christ's deity and John's testimony to the fact that He is the Son of God. He uses the label Logos (word) for Christ because the concept of the title symbolizes God's revelation ... read more..

"We look upon prayer simply as a means of getting things for ourselves, but the biblical purpose of prayer is that we may get to know God Himself." - Oswald Chambers read more..

"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it." - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

Tech support people like me spend our days on the phone with customers. Many like to chat while waiting for their computers to reboot. One man told me he'd been a long-haul truck driver. I'd love to ... read more..

A rock and gem store was closed by the police -- they were taking too much for granite.... read more..

I asked a friend who has crossed 70 & is heading towards 80 what sort of changes she is feeling in herself? She sent me the following: 1 After loving my parents, my siblings, my spouse, my childr... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to September! One of my web clients is a gentleman who is running for city council a few cities over from where I live. He launched his campaign at an outdoor ... read more..