October 2011 - Monthly Archive

14 Oct

Illustrations

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Making the Most of Life

"Making the Most of Life" If I can throw a single ray of light across the darkened pathway of another; if I can aid some soul to clearer sight of life and duty, and thus bless my brother; if I can wi read more..

14 Oct

Quotes

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Quote #1192

"Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important."- CS Lewis read more..

14 Oct

One-liners

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One-liner #0739

"I sure miss the day when someone else pumped your gas for you - it was much cheaper back then." read more..

14 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Myna Birds

To enforce the ban against exporting myna birds, the State trained lions to guard its frontiers. One day two smugglers tried to sneak a mynah bird out of the country while the border lions ... read more..

14 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Dumbest Tree Fellers

If you are looking for a video tutorial on how to cut down a tree, this is not the video you are looking for! ... read more..

14 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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3 min read

Clinton Deploys Vowels

This cleanlaugh is a classic - originally out in 1996. WORLD NEWS: CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients Before an emergency joint session of Congress ... read more..

14 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Chicken and Man Look-A-Like

Are you my mother? ... read more..

14 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Microsoft Cell Phone

Microsoft's new cell phone may not lead to world domination of the market just yet. read more..

14 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Navy Seal Elite Shark Squadron

Not what Private Johnson expected when he volunteered for the elite Navy Seal Shark Squadron. read more..

14 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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News Crew In Line Of Fire

Some news crews are just too agressive. read more..

14 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Keep Right

There is nothing left to say about this sign. ... read more..

14 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 14, 2011

Thanks to everyone who let me know that you could not access Cybersalt pages on iPhones and Android phones (if you have a Blackberry that was a whole other issue - but you know about that!) I lo... read more..

13 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Visiting Oxford

An guy was visiting Oxford University for the first time. He stopped a passing Oxford don and asked, "Excuse me, can you tell me if that's Trinity College I'm looking at?" The don sneered, "You ... read more..

13 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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3 min read

Ugly the Tomcat

"Ugly The Tomcat" Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and, shall we say read more..

13 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1191

"Vote for the man who promises the least. He will be the least disappointing." - Bernard Baruch read more..

13 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0738

"I'm a light eater - as soon as it's light, I start to eat."- Art Donovan read more..

13 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Getting Dirt

"My wife gets more dirt out of a phone than she can out of a vacuum cleaner!"(Curly David) read more..

13 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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When Fish Dream

When fish dream. ... read more..

13 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Water on Road When Raining

Who would have thought! read more..

13 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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SUV Outhouse

This SUV is more utility than it is sport. ... read more..

13 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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A Very Mooving Protest

Local Animals Reach Point of Utter Frustration Thanks to site visitors who have told me this picture was used by Chick-Fil-A Restaurants in their advertising. I have contacted them for permission to ... read more..

13 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Switch Babysitters

Harry! I said, "Let's switch babysitters" not, "Let the switch baby-sit." ... read more..

13 Oct

Cartoons

Jeff Larson

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Mr. Spock Vulcan Bible

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

13 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - October 13, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy today's mailing.... read more..

12 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Telephone Answering Ordeal

A woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang. In going to answer it, she tripped on a rug, grabbed for something to hold on to and seized the telephone table. It fell over w... read more..

12 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Slow Down Therapy

"Slow Down Therapy" 1. Slow down; God is still in heaven. You are not responsible for doing it all yourself, right now. 2. Remember a happy, peaceful time in your past. Rest there. Each moment has r read more..

12 Oct

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1190

"The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they make the best of everything." read more..

12 Oct

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0737

"Women go to the grocery store with a shopping list and men go to the grocery store with an instruction list." read more..

12 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Broken Horn

This scoutmaster and his wife were driving along a rural highway, when they found the road blocked by a herd of cows that had escaped through a broken fence. The scoutmaster tried honking hi... read more..

12 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Invisible Stealth Plane

The military's new stealth fighter was a little scarey to get into. ... read more..