Monthly Archive

Bill has a low tech way of draining his pool every fall. ... read more..

All the animals were excited to see George when he returned from his plastic surgery. read more..

The supervisor's surprise inspection turned up evidence that rest stop janitors where getting lazy. read more..

This is a sign you've been on-line too long. read more..

No hope, no cash, no jobs, please don't die! ... read more..

I hope you enjoy today's mailing!... read more..

Mom!! Dad's been modifying stuff again!! ... read more..

Seeing my 11-year-old son perusing a website filled with photos of Britney Spears, I commented, "She certainly is pretty. Which picture do you like best?" "I don't know," he mumbled, embarr... read more..

"Science is truth - don't be misled by facts." read more..

  The One Size Fits All Computer Problems Solution read more..

Mr. and Mrs. Penguin doubted the hospital's assurances that there had been no mix up in maternity. ... read more..

Are you a manager and behind in your team's project?  Here is a handy tool for helping you to report to your superiors. COLUMN I 0. integrated 1. heuristic 2. systematized 3. parallel 4... read more..

"My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done." read more..

"Some people are motivated by carrots, others by sticks, but nobody is motivated by carrot sticks." read more..

Yes, it must be Monday morning. ... read more..

Jay found a creative way to keep his son from using the cars while he was away. ... read more..

There are 11 funny pages transferred to the New Cybersalt Site today.  That's more than are displayed in the sidebar of today's mailing, so if you want to see them all start at "Donkey Lift" and ... read more..

Rules for Laboratory Workers 1. When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly. 2. First draw your curves, then plot the data. 3. Experience is directly proportional to the equipment ruined. ... read more..

My Dad says I am Enormously Gorgeous. I wonder if I really am? To be Enormously Gorgeous...Sarah says you need to have beautiful long curly hair like she has. I don't. To be Enormously Gorgeous... read more..

"There's too much blood in my caffeine system." read more..

"Police dogs are often the scenter of a drug arrest." read more..

"The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes." read more..

The city works department was really worried about lawsuits and liability. ... read more..

 "Raji . . . . I still can't see the parade!"   read more..

Ted's kids looked so much like him it was a little creepy. read more..

With three teenagers showering before him in the morning, Jack finally eventually got fed up with running out of hot water and did something about it. ... read more..

Who could have seen this coming? read more..

Soother - But Not Soothing read more..

Goober Car For Sale 1985 VW Golf. Only 15 kilometers; Only 1st gear and reverse used; Never driven hard. Make best offer. Picture included below. To check out Pastor Tim's Top Ten CleanLaughs cl... read more..

Someone needs to call www.familylifetoday.org ... read more..