October 2011 - Monthly Archive

11 Oct

Clean Jokes

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Manager's Project Buzzword Tool

Are you a manager and behind in your team's project? Here is a handy tool for helping you to report to your superiors. COLUMN I 0. integrated 1. heuristic 2. systematized 3. parallel 4... read more..

11 Oct

Clean Puns

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Homework

"My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done." read more..

11 Oct

One-liners

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One-liner #0736

"Some people are motivated by carrots, others by sticks, but nobody is motivated by carrot sticks." read more..

11 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

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Monday Morning Cement Truck

Yes, it must be Monday morning. ... read more..

11 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

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Cars Ice Garage

Jay found a creative way to keep his son from using the cars while he was away. ... read more..

11 Oct

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - October 11, 2011

There are 11 funny pages transferred to the New Cybersalt Site today. That's more than are displayed in the sidebar of today's mailing, so if you want to see them all start at "Donkey Lift" and ... read more..

10 Oct

Clean Jokes

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Rules for Laboratory Workers

Rules for Laboratory Workers 1. When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly. 2. First draw your curves, then plot the data. 3. Experience is directly proportional to the equipment ruined. ... read more..

10 Oct

Illustrations

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Enormously Gorgeous

My Dad says I am Enormously Gorgeous. I wonder if I really am? To be Enormously Gorgeous...Sarah says you need to have beautiful long curly hair like she has. I don't. To be Enormously Gorgeous... read more..

10 Oct

One-liners

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One-liner #0735

"There's too much blood in my caffeine system." read more..

10 Oct

Clean Puns

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Police Dogs

"Police dogs are often the scenter of a drug arrest." read more..

10 Oct

Quotes

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Quote #1188

"The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes." read more..

10 Oct

Funny Signs

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Sharp Edges

The city works department was really worried about lawsuits and liability. ... read more..

10 Oct

Funny Pictures

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Donkey Lift

"Raji . . . . I still can't see the parade!" read more..

10 Oct

Funny Pictures

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Dad and Look Alike Kids

Ted's kids looked so much like him it was a little creepy. read more..

10 Oct

Funny Pictures

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Hot and Cold Water Tanks

With three teenagers showering before him in the morning, Jack finally eventually got fed up with running out of hot water and did something about it. ... read more..

10 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

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Van Dip

Who could have seen this coming? read more..

10 Oct

Funny Pictures

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Baby With An Ugly Soother

Soother - But Not Soothing read more..

10 Oct

Funny Car Pictures

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Goober Car Ad

Goober Car For Sale 1985 VW Golf. Only 15 kilometers; Only 1st gear and reverse used; Never driven hard. Make best offer. Picture included below. To check out Pastor Tim's Top Ten CleanLaughs cl... read more..

10 Oct

Funny Pictures

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Small Animals Fighting

Someone needs to call www.familylifetoday.org ... read more..

10 Oct

Funny Signs

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Handsome Guys Billboard

Paster Tim Agees. Thanks to www.dribbleglass.com for permission to use this image after it was pointed out as original to them. ... read more..

10 Oct

Funny Pictures

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Deer Are Fighting Back

Deer of the World, Fight Back! ... read more..

10 Oct

Funny Pictures

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Styrofoam Chips Office Prank

Lester misunderstood when they told him to pack up his cubicle for the move to the new headquarters. read more..

10 Oct

Cartoons

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Run Like A Girl

Run Like a Girl [gbwc]... read more..

10 Oct

Funny Pictures

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New Baby Food Flavor

Introducing a new flavor! !!!Don't try this at home!!! ... read more..

10 Oct

Funny Pictures

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Not My Job

Tired of having to do everyone else's job? It seems you are not alone! ... read more..

10 Oct

Funny Pictures

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Wildlife Photographer Accident

Claude soon realized he didn't have what it took to be a wildlife photographer. ... read more..

10 Oct

Funny Pictures

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Thanksgiving Turkey Lamp

And then dusk fell . . . ... read more..

10 Oct

Cybersalt News

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Cybersalt News - October 10, 2011

There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. You can read "My Grandfather and that New Contraption... The Telephone" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/my-grandfather-a... read more..