Monthly Archive

October 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 348 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Pictures
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Baby with Ventriloquist Dummy

Tommy would turn out to be only the first in a long string of emotionally detached men in Jenny's life. ... read more..

Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
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TV Elephant

Until now, the Kelly family had only seen an elephant on TV. ... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
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Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Little Johnny's Bike

Little Johnny was one of those holy terrors.  His dad was surprised when Johnny's mom suggested that they buy him a bike for his birthday. "Do you really believe that'll help improve h... read more..

Clean Puns
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Environmental Abominations

Hoover's machines are environmental abominations? Nature abhors a vacuum. - Lars Hanson... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0734

"The hardest part about going to Hypochondriacs Anonymous is admitting that you don't have a problem." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1187

"Google before you tweet is the new think before you speak." read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Pointing Wrong Way

Jose is currently suing for $1,000,000 to move his building to the other side of the road. ... read more..

Funny Signs
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Canadian Thanksgiving Eh!

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving eh! ... read more..

Thanksgiving
Pastor Tim
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Thanksgiving Circle

Thanksgiving is a connection back to God completing the circle of relationship with Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20111009.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - October 9, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone - and Happy Thanksgiving Canada! Like leftover turkey, past Thanksgiving services are still healthy and nutritional.  Here are a few from the Westside Bible Church Arch... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Skateboard Hill

In 50 years, George's grandkids would be sick of hearing about this. This picture, in real life, is an original painting by Ron Francis. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Pastor Tim Is In Town

The word was out that Pastor Tim was in town to preach. ... read more..

Cartoons
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Handyman's Psalm

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons athttp://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Traffic Reporter Plane

CKIP's "Eye in the Sky" traffic reporter lacked a clearly defined job description. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Horsepower Backfire

Jessie didn't mind the slow speed of his car, but he hated it when it backfired. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Accounting Secret

There was once an accounting firm where the senior CPA knew everything there was to know about accounting. He could answer any question. He knew all the tax laws. There wasn't a better ... read more..

God's Penman
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My Grandfather and that New Contraption… The Telephone.

I was sitting in a restaurant on a Friday afternoon enjoying a leisurely repast with some friends. Somewhere in the middle of our conversation, my cell phone went off. Without even thinking about it, ... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0733

"Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?" read more..

Clean Puns
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Burial Costs

"It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living." read more..

Quotes
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Quote #1186

"Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house in read more..

Cybersalt News
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Cybersalt News - October 8, 2011

The process of transferring funny pictures from the old Cybersalt Site to the new Cybersalt Site is happening at a pace of about 5 per day.  You can find links to the 5 most recently added images... read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0732

"The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money."- David Richerby read more..

Funny Pictures
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Gap in Teeth Toothbrush

Nethessity ith the muther uff inventhion. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Snow Proof

The first snow of the year showed why parking revenues were down. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Church Sign Threat

He did on that first Christmas! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Motorcycle Shoe Art Car

If the shoe fits, wear it. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Global Warming Pollution Lake

Forget about frying an egg on the pavement, global warming has it happening on lakes now. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
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Occupy Sesame Street

Tyranny lives on every street. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Looking Back at Romance

"I never would have married you if I knew how stupid you were!" shouted the woman to her husband! The husband replied, "You should've known how stupid I was the minute I asked you to marry read more..