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Three mothers are sitting on a park bench talking about (what else?) how much their sons love them. Sadie says "You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My son, Arnold, boug... read more..

Robbie Robin was a worm-catcher extraordinaire. He arose earlier than all the other birds and took great pride in his worm-acquiring abilities. Often he'd encounter worms who were trying desperately ... read more..

Even on vacation, Jonah could not get a break. ... read more..

"You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it's not a mistake, it's a choice." read more..

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt site is "Shovel Eggs" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/shovel-eggs Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

What do you expect when you tell a kid to go play in the street? ... read more..

Those Ginsu Knife commercials are getting carried away with their demonstrations! ... read more..

One sign your medical plan is cheaping out on you. ... read more..

The army has eggs in spades! ... read more..

Because changing a flat tire can be so messy. ... read more..

A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client. A note was attached that stated: "This bill is one year old." By return mail the lawyer had his bill back. To it was attached a card which read: "Happy Birt... read more..

My quiet Saturday morning ended abruptly when my 12-year-old son, Billy, and one of his friends burst through the door. "Hey Dad, announced Billy, "have you met the new neighbors?" "No." "Come on D... read more..

"An adolescent is someone who acts like a baby when they aren't treated like an adult." read more..

"It must be unbearably distracting to talk to young people if your name is Like." read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's feature funny page is "Mouse on Mars" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/mouse-on-mars Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

At a training session in the fire station, the team was assembled around the kitchen table. The training officer was discussing the behavior of fire: "You pull up to a house and notice puffs of smoke... read more..

The chef of the upscale restaurant I manage collided with a waiter one day and spilled coffee all over our computer. The liquid poured into the processing unit and resulted in some dramatic crackling ... read more..

Young Kenny did not last long at this job. ... read more..

Officer Jenkins had never seen such a jumbo sized traffic jam. ... read more..

The Smiths wished they had gotten more references before they hired those two brothers to repair the keyboard on their piano. ... read more..

Mouse found on Mars! ... read more..

Ford is trying to get more military contracts. ... read more..

"If we are going to accomplish the global purpose of God, it will not be primarily through giving our money, as important as that is. It will happen primarily through giving ourselves. This is what th read more..

"I woke up this morning feeling funny so I called in shtick." read more..

The idea of becoming a totally paperless office looks good on paper.... read more..

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt Site is "Duck Taped" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/duck-taped Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Give a man a fish and he will eat all day. Teach a man to fish and he will go out and buy expensive fishing equipment, stupid-looking clothes, a sports utility vehicle, travel 1000 miles to the "hott... read more..

A friend went to see Doctor Wilson the other day, and the he was not very sympathetic with her aches and pains. "You'll just have to learn to live it," he said. When she got her bill for $90, she se... read more..

Dampen the Mood: It takes a few scant decades to go from "whatever" to "Depends."... read more..

Suzy was a bit of a control freak when it came to making sure her kids stayed at the table until their plates were clear. ... read more..