Monthly Archive

October 2011
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 363 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Coffee Spill
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1741

Coffee Spill

The chef of the upscale restaurant I manage collided with a waiter one day and spilled coffee all over our computer. The liquid poured into the processing unit and resulted in some dramatic crackling ... read more..
Stupid Sign Change
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
5365

Stupid Sign Change

Young Kenny did not last long at this job. ... read more..
Elephant Traffic Jam
Funny Elephant Pictures
Pastor Tim
13264

Elephant Traffic Jam

Officer Jenkins had never seen such a jumbo sized traffic jam. ... read more..
Piano Computer Keyboard
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4787

Piano Computer Keyboard

The Smiths wished they had gotten more references before they hired those two brothers to repair the keyboard on their piano. ... read more..
Mouse on Mars
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7310

Mouse on Mars

Mouse found on Mars! ... read more..
Helicopter Ford Pickup Truck
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
10890

Helicopter Ford Pickup Truck

Ford is trying to get more military contracts. ... read more..
Quote #1183
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1401

Quote #1183

"If we are going to accomplish the global purpose of God, it will not be primarily through giving our money, as important as that is. It will happen primarily through giving ourselves. This is what th read more..
Woke Up This Morning
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1938

Woke Up This Morning

"I woke up this morning feeling funny so I called in shtick." read more..
One-liner #0730
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1515

One-liner #0730

The idea of becoming a totally paperless office looks good on paper.... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 5, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1396

Cybersalt News - October 5, 2011

Today's featured funny page on the Cybersalt Site is "Duck Taped" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/duck-taped Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..
Realistic Fishing Proverb
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3409

Realistic Fishing Proverb

Give a man a fish and he will eat all day. Teach a man to fish and he will go out and buy expensive fishing equipment, stupid-looking clothes, a sports utility vehicle, travel 1000 miles to the "hott... read more..
Doctor's Bill
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1878

Doctor's Bill

A friend went to see Doctor Wilson the other day, and the he was not very sympathetic with her aches and pains. "You'll just have to learn to live it," he said. When she got her bill for $90, she se... read more..
Dampen The Mood
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1963

Dampen The Mood

Dampen the Mood: It takes a few scant decades to go from "whatever" to "Depends."... read more..
Decorated Electric Chair
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5632

Decorated Electric Chair

Suzy was a bit of a control freak when it came to making sure her kids stayed at the table until their plates were clear. ... read more..
Quote #1182
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1242

Quote #1182

"If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road." read more..
Beware of Sign
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
6532

Beware of Sign

A sign you should just skip this leg of your hike. ... read more..
Duck Taped
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9042

Duck Taped

After the duck taping it was obvious Roland's furnace apprenticeship was off to a bad start. ... read more..
One-liner #0729
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1567

One-liner #0729

Binary Barb: What part of 01001110 01101111 don't you understand?... read more..
CD Burner
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4792

CD Burner

George couldn't believe they only wanted $20.00 for the cd burner. ... read more..
Car Cow
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6046

Car Cow

How farmer John didn't notice Bessy had hidden in the car was beyond understanding. ... read more..
Cybersalt News - October 4, 2011
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1430

Cybersalt News - October 4, 2011

Well hello there -  remember me? I want to thank everyone who noticed the lack of Cybersalt Digests last week and e-mailed to ask if I was OK.  I can't really go into the details of what to... read more..
Take A Number Complaint Sign
Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
12841

Take A Number Complaint Sign

Staff in the complaint department eventually stopped caring. ... read more..
Convertible Maker
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5344

Convertible Maker

They tried everything to keep up with quotas down at the convertible factory. ... read more..
Can Opener
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6140

Can Opener

Though some thought she looked strange Montabo sure was handy to have around to help open paint cans. ... read more..
Stork Return
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5071

Stork Return

Nobody really expected the stork would agree to take Johnny back on warranty. ... read more..
Bicycle Recycle
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5014

Bicycle Recycle

Hector and his re-cycle. ... read more..
Campaign Funding
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3176

Campaign Funding

Can you believe a candidate dropped out of the race because of a lack of campaign funds? Anyone who stops spending just because he's out of money doesn't belong in Washington anyway!  ... read more..
Hurtling Through Space
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2736
3 min read

Hurtling Through Space

It was just a day at Darien Lake, an upstate New York amusement park. My daughter, her friend, and I were standing in the usual long, snaking line to ride the park's roller coaster, called the Viper.... read more..
Quote #1181
Quotes
Pastor Tim
1535

Quote #1181

"Faith: Putting all your eggs in God's basket, then counting your blessings before they hatch." read more..
One-liner #0728
One-liners
Pastor Tim
1625

One-liner #0728

Papering Over The Truth: It's especially dangerous to run with scissors when someone nearby is running with rock.... read more..
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