Monthly Archive

October 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 348 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1182

"If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road." read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Beware of Sign

A sign you should just skip this leg of your hike. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Duck Taped

After the duck taping it was obvious Roland's furnace apprenticeship was off to a bad start. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0729

Binary Barb: What part of 01001110 01101111 don't you understand?... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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CD Burner

George couldn't believe they only wanted $20.00 for the cd burner. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Car Cow

How farmer John didn't notice Bessy had hidden in the car was beyond understanding. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - October 4, 2011

Well hello there -  remember me? I want to thank everyone who noticed the lack of Cybersalt Digests last week and e-mailed to ask if I was OK.  I can't really go into the details of what to... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Take A Number Complaint Sign

Staff in the complaint department eventually stopped caring. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Convertible Maker

They tried everything to keep up with quotas down at the convertible factory. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Can Opener

Though some thought she looked strange Montabo sure was handy to have around to help open paint cans. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Stork Return

Nobody really expected the stork would agree to take Johnny back on warranty. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Bicycle Recycle

Hector and his re-cycle. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Campaign Funding

Can you believe a candidate dropped out of the race because of a lack of campaign funds? Anyone who stops spending just because he's out of money doesn't belong in Washington anyway!  ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1181

"Faith: Putting all your eggs in God's basket, then counting your blessings before they hatch." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0728

Papering Over The Truth: It's especially dangerous to run with scissors when someone nearby is running with rock.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Church Challenge

Church Challenge: Sunny today with a slight chance of participation.... read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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Good News Stewardship

If you have ever been hurt by the way a church does money, this message is full of good news for you. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111002.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20111... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Santa Scooter

Santa has cut back on greenhouse gases, but increased his carbon footprint. ... read more..