Monthly Archive

October 2016

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 69 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #1134

As a young child my mother told me I can be anyone I want to be ... turns out this is called identity theft.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
999

Cybersalt News - October 16, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today and it's on a topic I've been considering in recent weeks as well. You can read "Where have all the ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2606

Church Attendance, Religion vs. Relationship

Strangely enough, this is all true. I had heart bypass surgery. For recovery, they have you do an exercise program. So I go to the doctor and he asks if I have been exercising. I reply, "Yes. Religi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3439

Fiery Love

Jolene had wanted new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and when she returned, she was overjoyed to fin... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2205

Where Have All the Clowns Gone?

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were getting ourselves situated in the living room with some after supper coffee while watching the little bit of TV. These days, a little bit of TV is abo... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1581

“To create a band of brothers/sisters, Marine Corps boot camp bans the words “I” “me” and “mine” for 13 weeks. What if church did same for 13 worships?”   - Leonard Sweet read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1953

Matt Origins

Jasons aren't made: they are Bourne.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1289

One-liner #1133

If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
994

Cybersalt News - October 13, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Before I share the latest entry in the FunBlog with you, I want to give a little reminder as to why I think it's fun (some of you will think "that's dumb" and you aren't wr... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1673

Quote #1580

"Undeniable guilt, plus undeserved grace, should equal unbridled gratitude." - Nancy Leigh DeMoss read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3857

Gorilla Removal

Did I tell you the story about the day I arrived home from work and discovered a gorilla sitting on my roof? Not knowing what to do, I opened the Yellow Pages and looked up "Gorilla Removal." I called... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1911

Cars Fly

Here is another way to celebrate the 4th of July - by making some cars fly! ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1452

One-liner #1132

I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3596

Water Dorm

When I lived in a dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights. Dousing and bombarding one another with water from squirt guns, glasses, balloons, even wastebaskets. Since each room ha... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2139

Warning Signs

One October, my wife and I spent a vacation on Washington's Olympic Peninsula. We were eager to visit the rain forests near the coast, but we heard that snow slides had made some of the roads impassab... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1811

Ummm

You’re at a loss for words: don’t worry, maybe it’s just aphasia.... read more..

Thanksgiving
Pastor Tim
1242

Our Father Who Is in Heaven - The Lord's Prayer

Living a Christian life while at the same time using our brokenness and pain as an excuse to not be closer to our Heavenly Father is another form of hypocrisy and religious performance Jesus wants u read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
988

Cybersalt News - October 9, 2016

Sunday greetings everyone! There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt Site today. A cancelled flight and a missed connection has Rev. James Snyder thinking about time. You can read ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2118

Get me to the airport on time

I was off to the airport on another trip. I started out early, arrived at the airport on time, but when I arrived the plane had canceled and I had to apply for another plane. The next plane headed for... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1639

City Envy

Every time someone says, "Happy Columbus Day!" Dayton dies a little inside.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3725

Police Dog Freeze

A friend of mine is a deputy with the sheriff's department canine unit. One evening, the deputy was dispatched to the scene of a possible burglary, where he discovered the back door of a building aja... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1399

One-liner #1131

Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1547

Quote #1579

Prosperity knits a man to the World. He feels that he is ‘finding his place in it’, while really it is finding its place in him. - C.S. Lewis read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
958

Cybersalt News - October 5, 2016

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! When you bring your vehicle into a shop, usually you expect it to come out better than going in. Today's funny truck picture on the Cybersalt Site shows one time ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1829

Quote #1578

"God is in the business of growing Abram into a man of great faith, and this requites circumstances where Abram must trust God." - David Guzik read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5916

Truck Alignment

"Hi, this is the shop calling. It turns out your truck also needs an alignment." read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3488

Assisted Computing

The Toughest Decision SHOULD MY LOVED ONE BE PLACED IN AN ASSISTED COMPUTING FACILITY? For family members, it is often the most difficult and painful decision they will face: to accept that a loved ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2773

Simple Prayer

"Simple Prayer" My son Gilbert was eight years old and had been in Cub Scouts only a short time.  During one of his meetings he was handed a sheet of paper, a block of wood and four tires and to read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3373

Friendly Pig

A man was on a walking holiday in a foreign country. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a stranger's home for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of sou... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1489

One-liner #1130

The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.... read more..

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