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Crushing pop cans is soda pressing.... read more..

(This joke applies to a time long ago, but just go with it. Some things never change!) After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor, in-cognizant user called the system maker's technical read more..

Ernest Shackleton's recruiting advertisement for his 1912 Imperial Trans-Antarctic Expedition: "Men wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant ... read more..

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and hig... read more..

1. Eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. 2. Don't let anyone tell you that you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker. 3. The read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! It looks like email delivery is returning to normal so hopefully you get this on Sunday (Left Coast of Canada time!) More than ever, the families that Cybersalt supports t... read more..

I just invented a new dish. I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it "Letter Rip!"... read more..

I have worked for many years with the hearing impaired and on a visit to the library, I happened to notice a man and a woman, both deaf, signing with intense gestures, apparently in a heated debate. ... read more..

It was one of those really busy weeks where there was hardly enough time to breathe. For myself, I was glad the week was over and I could relax for the evening. “What do you want for supper?” The Gra... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Your mailing from Sunday may have arrived very late and this mailing may take a while to get to some of you too. The recent two week break from sending out mailings changed... read more..

  "I hate when people refer to faith in Jesus as a crutch. Nope! A crutch is for a limp. I was dead and needed a resurrection." - Louie Giglio read more..

There was a rabbi in a small town and he was really curious about why so many people ate pork. He really wanted to try some, but there was nowhere in town he could go and not be seen. One weekend, he ... read more..

This past week I had to go to the mall. I know, I should know better, but I thought I could sneak in, get what I needed and sneak out again. So much for my thoughts. I wanted to purchase several tie ... read more..

My seven-year-old son, Nick, received a snap-together electronic kit for his birthday. He learned that if you put a resistor in line with the speaker, it lowers the volume from the speaker. During th... read more..

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!... read more..

"We need to care less about whether our children are academically gifted & more about whether they sit with the lonely kid in the cafeteria." - unknown read more..

"Peter!" his mother scolded, "There were two cookies in the pantry this morning but now there's only one! Do you have an explanation?" Peter replied, "It must have been too dark and I didn't see the read more..

A first-time prisoner is placed in his cell with a cellmate. Before long it is time for "lights out" and the cell-block becomes dark nearly silent. Eventually, a voice from across the cell-block crie... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! My apologies that there have been no Mailings for the past two weeks. Earlier this month we lost a family friend and we took some time and made some space apart from some o... read more..

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFERS from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?... read more..

"A writer who says that there are no truths, or that all truth is 'merely relative,' is asking you not to believe him. So don't." - Roger Scruton, Modern Philosophy: An Introduction and Survey read more..

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.... read more..

"Holding a grudge doesn't make you strong; it makes you bitter. Forgiving doesn't make you weak; it sets you free." - Dave Willis read more..

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.... read more..

"Do not have your concert first, and then tune your instrument afterwards. Begin the day with the Word of God and prayer, and get first of all into harmony with Him." - Hudson Taylor read more..

PLOT TWIST: Maybe eating a doughnut wasn't cheating on my diet; maybe going on a diet was cheating on my doughnuts.... read more..

"God doesn't love a future version of you. He loves you!" - Matt Chandler read more..

If the good Lord ever intended me to travel as much as I have been traveling, I'm sure He would have given me wings. I like the idea of traveling; it is the actual traveling that gets me. The only goo... read more..

Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns. I replied, "You mean just like the ones grammar use to make?" Now I'm blocked.... read more..

"Listening is the highest form of hospitality ... not to change people but offering them space where change can take place." - Henri Nouwen read more..