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"Be brave. Do not pray for the hard thing to go away. But pray for a Bravery to come that's bigger than the hard thing." - Ann Voskamp read more..

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach an... read more..

I don't care how much you love turkey, we don't allow that kind of fowl language at the table.... read more..

I have something to say, but I don't know what.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! You wouldn't think Rev. James Snyder's caring for a cat would cause trouble to hop into his wife's life, but it did!  You can read "Kitty On The Outside Or A Tree Frog... read more..

"My steering wheel won't turn," said Tom straight-forwardly. read more..

"Great marriages don't happen by luck or by accident. They are the result of a consistent investment of time, thoughtfulness, forgiveness, affection, prayer, mutual respect and a rock-solid commitme read more..

Whenever I look for something, it's always in the last place I look.... read more..

I thought, which is a dangerous activity for me, that I had pulled one over on the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. It is a rare occasion when I actually do something like this. At my age, I assum... read more..

The finalist has been named in the worldwide search for the perfect man. After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has been named: MR. POTATO HEAD - He’s tan.- He’s cute.- He ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the 25th anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentati... read more..

We're rerunning this pun because of some delightful and terrible comments shared about it!   I've decided to join a mime troupe. No telling what will happen.   Note: Subscriber Casey sha... read more..

"While it looks like things are out of control, behind the scenes there is a God who hasn't surrendered His authority." - A. W. Tozer read more..

What keeps me going is my inertia.... read more..

"We pass this way but once," we have heard it said. But my wife has learned that, unless I've studied a map, that isn't necessarily true. So I understand the fix a local hunting guide got himself int read more..

Our son had only heard his grandfather pray at Thanksgiving, Easter, and other special occasions; when he typically said a long prayer over the food. One night, after a fun camp-out and fishing trip,... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Exactly 100 years ago today, World War One ended. God help our world in the mess it is still in. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

The will of God will never take you, Where the grace of God cannot keep you, Where the arms of God cannot support you, Where the riches of God cannot supply your needs, Where the power of God cannot e... read more..

After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board following the close of the service. The first man to arrive and greet the minister was a total stranger. ... read more..

Sign seen beside a quiet pond: Frog Parking Only - all others will be toad!... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We're thanking and praising God and grateful to all the Cybersaltines who made it possible to support all three of our BOCC families this month! The last month or so has be... read more..

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes," committed by young male repeat offenders who apparently don't know the first thing about their bus... read more..

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always... read more..

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price? Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gal... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Thank you all who have helped the Body of Christ Connection recently. It allowed us to support one of the three families we try to support each month.https://www.cybersalt.... read more..

At times, I have to do some errands for the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. It’s not that I like to do these errands, but I have learned this is one secret to getting along with her. The errand s... read more..

It was a full auditorium. Halfway through the author's talk, she began to feel sick. In a calm voice, she announced that she had left a few pages of her speech offstage, in her bag. She walked off sl... read more..

As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season. When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that ... read more..

The cashiers around here are always checking me out!... read more..