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What is the difference between a lama, a llama, and a 3-L lllama? The first is a monk, the second an animal, and the third a huge fire.... read more..

Little Emily ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break. "What's wrong, dear?" asked her mother. "My doll! Billy broke it!" she sobbed. "How did he break it, Emily?" "I hit him ove... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I've just returned from a business trip which involved taking a ferry off of our island and then a 4 hour drive along the Fraser River Valley and up and over the Coquihalla... read more..

"A change imposed is a change opposed." - Dr. Spencer Johnson, in Who Moved the Cheese? read more..

The rabbi of a very poor temple was trying to figure out why his congregation was so poor and the Roman Catholic church down the block was so well off, when his con came into the office. The rabbi de... read more..

A preposition must not be used to end a sentence with.... read more..

* A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth ?"One lil' girl spoke up: "According to my Daddy -- terrible!" * Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer read more..

I have an uncle down at Wall Street. He used to have a corner on the market. Now he has a market on the corner.... read more..

The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace. "How many of you," he asked, "would say you're opposed to war?" Not surprisingly, all hands went up. The teacher asked, "Who'll g... read more..

I have had a certain dream many times over the years. Of course, it might lean towards being a nightmare if it does not come true. The dream is that one day in the week; I can have everything go my w... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week because Wednesday (my prep day) was my birthday and by the time I was done taking 2 naps, eating pizza and ice cream cake, a... read more..

"Evil preaches tolerance until it is dominant, then it tries to silence good." - Archbishop Charles J. Chaput read more..

I can't stand people who look down on people who look down on people.... read more..

“People are forever calling me a hypochondriac, and, let me tell you, that just makes me sick.” - Paul Larson... read more..

On her way back from the concession stand, Sandra asked the man at the end of the row, "Sir, did I step on your foot a minute ago?" Expecting an apology the man said, "Indeed you did." Sandra nodded... read more..

An old farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church. He came home and his wife asked him how it was. "Well," said the farmer, "it was good. They did something different, howev... read more..

For several weeks, or has it been years, I’ve been waiting for an important package to come through the mail. I don’t know why they call it snail mail because I have seen snails crawl faster. With al... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy November! Today is the International Day of Prayer for the Persecuted Church. As you know, Grandma Cybersalt and I are involved in ministry to refugees and ... read more..