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Monthly Archive

December 2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 175 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5346

Gnashing of Teeth

A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgement Day and, of course, he used Biblical phraseology whenever he could. "Oh, my friends," he intoned, "imagine the suffering of the sin... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8113

Mouse Trap

A woman rushes into a hardware store and said, "Can I have a mouse trap, please? And will you be quick - I've a bus to catch." "Sorry, ma'am," said the assistant, "we don't sell them that big!"... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
1963

Driving Test

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.  On your left hand side there is a valley and on your right hand side there is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you th... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1388

You Stink!

It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touchdown and a field g... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1289

One-liner #0778

"Suburbia is where they tear out the trees and name streets after them." read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4038

Dog Tired

You know the saying "Dog Tired?"  This video is the classic demonstration of its origins. ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1913

Clean Pun #0024

What language does Santa Claus speak? North Polish.  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1058

Cybersalt News - December 2, 2011

Riding in a car can be exciting sometimes, but for the cat featured in the newest FunBlog entry, riding in a car is absolutely amazing!  Check it out at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/cats-first-car-r... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
945

Quote #1230

"The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they al read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6078

Cadillac 4x4

"But Daddy! Why can't I go out with him? He has such a nice car!" read more..

God's Penman
3126

Why I Love the Month of December

It was a wise person who divided the year into 12 months. I really do not know who came up with this idea but let me go on record in saying that it was a good one. Each month seems to have its own pec... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1352

If You'll Be Quiet

It was a hectic day of running errands with my wife and son. As if the stress weren't enough, four-year-old Christopher insisted on asking questions about everything, told me how to drive better, and... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5800

Burger King Bull Wait

Ferdinand was wondering what was taking Bessy so long. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7527

Beach Debate Head

Jimmy's mom warned him this might happen if he kept watching reruns of the presidential debates. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4935

Your Daughter's Blind Date

Your daughter's blind date is here to pick her up. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4684

Bird Hunting Loser

It was very easy to see who lost at rock, paper, scissors. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
10130

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

This is a really long item, but well worth the read! The one present Roy Collette wasn't looking forward to getting for Christmas 1988 was those pants. Yet he knew he was in trouble as soon as the fl... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1316

One-liner #0777

"All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1593

Chess Set Purchase

"Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?" read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3768

Cat's First Car Ride

I knew that dogs love car rides, but who knew a cat would find it so amazing! ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1958

Clean Pun #0023

Why was Santas elf depressed? He had low elf esteem.  ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
981

Cybersalt News - December 1, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  Here is the Cybersaltish news for today. It's that time of the year to bump the Funny Christmas Pictures link higher up on the menu tree.  To start viewing all t... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
6019

Crustacean Tree

Merry Christmas from the Crustacean family. ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
5786

Christmas Eve Cookies

Who did you think was eating the cookies on Christmas Eve? ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
5945

Bottle Tree

After his first Christmas at the church, the pulpit committee wished they had contacted some of Pastor Tim's personal references. ... read more..

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