December 2012 - Monthly Archive

30 Dec

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1489

<1min

Invest Yourself

Don't be content with the temporary emotion that comes with the hearing of God's promises. Invest yourself in trusting in God's word. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121230.mp3{/audi... read more..

29 Dec

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1818

<1min

Lest anyone be fooled by my blog-self and think my real-life self is ready for parenthood, let me tell you how sick I feel right now because I ate a chocolate bar instead of breakfast while I typed th... read more..

29 Dec

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1738

3 min read

34 Weeks

Matt and I had a wonderful mini-vacation this week – after (delicious!) Christmas dinner with family in Newmarket we spent three nights with my dad’s side of the family up in Orillia. I think it is th... read more..

29 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1658

<1min

Cybersalt News - December 29, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "WWJS" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/wwjs Enjoy the rest of todays mailing.... read more..

28 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5360

<1min

Dinner Guests

The hostess (with a daughter of marriageable age - of long duration) sent out an invitation to an officer who was supposed to be the prospective suitor of her daughter's hand. "Mr. and Mrs. Dabney re... read more..

28 Dec

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6349

<1min

WWJS

What Would Jesus Sell? Definitely not a Ford Windstar. ... read more..

28 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1667

<1min

Cybersalt News - December 28, 2012

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "No Pockets" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/no-pockets Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

27 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4187

<1min

Dictionary of Project Terms

*Dictionary of Project Terms* Project slightly behind original schedule due to unforeseen difficulties -- We got so sick of working on this that we decided to do something else. Major Technological read more..

27 Dec

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5856

<1min

No Pockets

Because he has no pockets for a cell phone. ... read more..

27 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2982

<1min

Psalm 23 for Golfers

This golf cartoon features Psalm 23 adapted for golf read more..

27 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1688

<1min

Psalm 23 for Camping

This camping cartoon features Psalm 23 adapted for camping and campers read more..

27 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1751

<1min

Communion Diet

This christian cartoon features a man on what he likes to call his communion diet read more..

27 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1565

<1min

Dieting or Fasting

This christian cartoon features a man confusing fasting with dieting read more..

27 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1845

<1min

Food and God

This Christian cartoon features a man misunderstanding the relationship between food and God read more..

27 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3984

2 min read

Mind Games For Dogs

From the dog manual on how to mess with the minds of your humans. 1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on t... read more..

27 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1654

<1min

Cybersalt News - December 27, 2012

Mrs. Cybersalt and I saw Les Misérables at the movie theater last night. It's a moving story of forgiveness and second chances that has me thinking that maybe I should sing my sermons ... read more..

26 Dec

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

7500

<1min

Stay Inside

This sign says, "Stay Inside!" ... read more..

26 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

3007

<1min

Driving in a winter wonderland

This christian cartoon features the challenge of driving on winter roads like a fool read more..

26 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2277

<1min

Krispy Kreme

This christian cartoon features the bible verse in James exhorting us all to be active both physically and spiritually read more..

26 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1680

<1min

Cybersalt News - December 26, 2012

There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Snow Faces" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/snow-faces Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

25 Dec

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

18419

<1min

Snow Faces

Don't let a little snow arrest your good mood! ... read more..

25 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6331

<1min

Goober Border Patrol

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at: www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/whatsagoober Five Englishmen travelling across Europe in an Audi Quattro arrive at a border crossin... read more..

24 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1668

<1min

Fear Not

This Gospel cartoon retells the Nativity story as the angel appears to the shepherds that first Christmas night read more..

24 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1557

<1min

Santa is done

This Christams cartoon features a wore out Santa Claus after another all nighter read more..

24 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1566

<1min

Sheep Self Esteem

This bible cartoon from Leviticus shares the fragile self esteem of sheep read more..

24 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1529

<1min

Sheep Floss

This bible cartoon from Deuteronomy shares a sheep with floss... read more..

24 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1351

<1min

Sheep Horns

This Bible cartoon from the Psalms takes literal interpretation of praising God by blowing trumpets and sheep horns... read more..

24 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1726

<1min

Sheep Zit

This bible cartoon from Deuteronomy finds a sacrifice with blemish... read more..

24 Dec

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

2756

2 min read

Merry Christmas, 2012

Once again it is my privilege and solemn opportunity to wish you a Merry Christmas from Cybersalt World Headquarters. As a subscriber to one of my newsletters, you are a big part of making my wo... read more..

23 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

1734

<1min

ox and donkey

This Bible cartoon from the book of Deuteronomy advises not to tie an ox and donkey together... read more..