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This video from Canada's Parliament reminded me of how true politeness can refresh one's spirit.  It's far from the empty abyss of measured small talk we many times offer up when meeting people w... read more..

There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "For Lease Graffiti" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/for-lease-graffiti Enjoy the rest of today's mailin... read more..

John, a neighbor of mine, was annoyed because he had to search for his newspaper each morning after the paperboy tossed it. Often he would find it, covered with dirt, under the car in the gravel drive... read more..

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."- Sir Winston Churchill read more..

Never offer Jello to Prince William: you might be accused of pudding on heirs.... read more..

I’m just glad it’s illegal to eat healthy during December. ... read more..

1. "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared." 2. "This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door." 3. "I am writing on behalf of my si read more..

Graffiti and puns - the worst combination! ... read more..

There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today.  It's actually a picture I took of something I found at a mall yesterday.  You'll find "Bacon Canes" at:www.cybersalt.org/... read more..

“There is a big difference between what we have the right to do and what is right to do.”... read more..

I can never make it to the end of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.... read more..

"Tchaikovsky is probably my favorite composer that’s also a sneeze. " read more..

"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet.  I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and s read more..

This is why the terrorists hate us. ... read more..

While my wife was out running some errands today, a guy phoned our house about the geese we have for sale. I told him we didn't have any geese for sale. He told me the number he had dialed.  I t... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Did you miss yesterday being 12-12-12? If you did, cheer up because two years from now will be 12-13-14.  After that you'll have to find some other purpose to live. O... read more..

"A good conscience is a continual Christmas." - Benjamin Franklin read more..

Shopaholic: just following your in a mall instincts.... read more..

"I'm an expert on Chinese food - when I eat it I only use one chopstick." read more..

For fun, try to use at least two of these in at work today. *A guide to a few of the more colorful Texan expressions:* 1. The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving = Not overly-intelligent. 2. ... read more..

Who knew Santa had a potty mouth? ... read more..

There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Tree Dog" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/tree-dog And, congratulations to my online friend, David... read more..

"Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither."- C.S. Lewis read more..

Addiction to French-pressed coffee: may cause you to hit bodum.... read more..

Life should have a purpose, however meaningless.... read more..

A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for his first cleaning and check-up. The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but no response. After the cleaning, the dentist was called in... read more..

Ummmm, yeah . . . . I don't know how that happened. ... read more..

There are two more funny Christmas pictures on the Cybersalt site since I last sent a mailing out.  Here are the links to both of them:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/christmas-cake-su... read more..

"If God would concede me His omnipotence for 24 hours, you would see how many changes I would make in the world. But if He gave me His wisdom too, I would leave things as they are."- J.M.L. Monsabre read more..

Don’t believe in horses? You're a neightheist!... read more..