Monthly Archive

December 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 286 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Christmas
Pastor Tim
1610

Joy - Live It!

Joy is something to be lived - not something only to be felt. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121216.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1088

Cybersalt News - December 16, 2012

Sunday greetings everybody. Here's what's new on the Cybersalt site today. My Christmas message from last week is uploaded to the Westside Bible Church website.  You can listen to "Peace - ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3428

The Wedding Dress

Betty was soon to be married. More than anything, she wanted to wear the wedding dress her mother was married in. Betty's mother was beaming with pride as she gave her consent. Later in the evening,... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2677

So, This Is How The World Ends

Since the election, there has been a lot of jibber-jabber by the kings and queens of jibber-jabber about some financial cliff we are facing. I have no idea what they are talking about, and I have a s... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
7690

Christmas Carols of Love Quartet

Here's a quartet of boys singing way beyond their years.  Enjoy this performance of "Christmas Carols of Love."  ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2417

Merry Christmas Back To You, Nina Grewal

This video from Canada's Parliament reminded me of how true politeness can refresh one's spirit.  It's far from the empty abyss of measured small talk we many times offer up when meeting people w... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1101

Cybersalt News - December 15, 2012

There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "For Lease Graffiti" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/for-lease-graffiti Enjoy the rest of today's mailin... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1539

Motivating Others

John, a neighbor of mine, was annoyed because he had to search for his newspaper each morning after the paperboy tossed it. Often he would find it, covered with dirt, under the car in the gravel drive... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1422

Quote #1348

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."- Sir Winston Churchill read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2174

Prince Pudding

Never offer Jello to Prince William: you might be accused of pudding on heirs.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1593

One-liner #0900

I’m just glad it’s illegal to eat healthy during December. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3238

Excerpts From Actual Letters Sent To Landlords

1. "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared." 2. "This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door." 3. "I am writing on behalf of my si read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
5474

For Lease Graffiti

Graffiti and puns - the worst combination! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1081

Cybersalt News - December 14, 2012

There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today.  It's actually a picture I took of something I found at a mall yesterday.  You'll find "Bacon Canes" at:www.cybersalt.org/... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3004

12 Reasons I Stopped Attending Sports Events

Take some of the most common excuses for not going to church and use them to stop attending sporting events and here’s what you get: ~ Every time I went, they asked me for money. ~ The people I had ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1419

Quote #1347

“There is a big difference between what we have the right to do and what is right to do.”... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5356

Alphabet End

I can never make it to the end of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1669

One-liner #0899

"Tchaikovsky is probably my favorite composer that’s also a sneeze. " read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4334

More Insurance Claims

"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet.  I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and s read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
4711

Bacon Canes

This is why the terrorists hate us. ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
4622

Geese For Sale?

While my wife was out running some errands today, a guy phoned our house about the geese we have for sale. I told him we didn't have any geese for sale. He told me the number he had dialed.  I t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1051

Cybersalt News - December 13, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Did you miss yesterday being 12-12-12? If you did, cheer up because two years from now will be 12-13-14.  After that you'll have to find some other purpose to live. O... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3199

Deli Taxes

The owner of a small New York sandwich deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return.  He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year. "Why don't you people leave me alone... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3568

The Truth Log

The first mate on a ship decided to celebrate with a bit of stowed-away rum. He got so drunk that he was still a little drunk the next morning. Later in the day, when the first mate had sobered up, he... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1343

Quote #1346

"A good conscience is a continual Christmas." - Benjamin Franklin read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3341

Shopaholic

Shopaholic: just following your in a mall instincts.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1721

One-liner #0898

"I'm an expert on Chinese food - when I eat it I only use one chopstick." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4108

Texan Expressions

For fun, try to use at least two of these in at work today. *A guide to a few of the more colorful Texan expressions:* 1. The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving = Not overly-intelligent. 2. ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
5062

Santa's Mouth

Who knew Santa had a potty mouth? ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1281

Cybersalt News - December 12, 2012

There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Tree Dog" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/tree-dog And, congratulations to my online friend, David... read more..