December 2012 - Monthly Archive

15 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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4 min read

So, This Is How The World Ends

Since the election, there has been a lot of jibber-jabber by the kings and queens of jibber-jabber about some financial cliff we are facing. I have no idea what they are talking about, and I have a s... read more..

15 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Christmas Carols of Love Quartet

Here's a quartet of boys singing way beyond their years. Enjoy this performance of "Christmas Carols of Love." ... read more..

Merry Christmas Back To You, Nina Grewal

15 Dec

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

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Merry Christmas Back To You, Nina Grewal

This video from Canada's Parliament reminded me of how true politeness can refresh one's spirit. It's far from the empty abyss of measured small talk we many times offer up when meeting people w... read more..

15 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 15, 2012

There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "For Lease Graffiti" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/for-lease-graffiti Enjoy the rest of today's mailin... read more..

15 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Motivating Others

John, a neighbor of mine, was annoyed because he had to search for his newspaper each morning after the paperboy tossed it. Often he would find it, covered with dirt, under the car in the gravel drive... read more..

15 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1348

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."- Sir Winston Churchill read more..

15 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Prince Pudding

Never offer Jello to Prince William: you might be accused of pudding on heirs.... read more..

14 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0900

I’m just glad it’s illegal to eat healthy during December. ... read more..

Excerpts From Actual Letters Sent To Landlords

14 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Excerpts From Actual Letters Sent To Landlords

1. "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared." 2. "This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door." 3. "I am writing on behalf of my si read more..

14 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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For Lease Graffiti

Graffiti and puns - the worst combination! ... read more..

14 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 14, 2012

There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today. It's actually a picture I took of something I found at a mall yesterday. You'll find "Bacon Canes" at:www.cybersalt.org/... read more..

12 Reasons I Stopped Attending Sports Events

13 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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12 Reasons I Stopped Attending Sports Events

Take some of the most common excuses for not going to church and use them to stop attending sporting events and here’s what you get: ~ Every time I went, they asked me for money. ~ The people I had ... read more..

13 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1347

“There is a big difference between what we have the right to do and what is right to do.”... read more..

13 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Alphabet End

I can never make it to the end of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.... read more..

13 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0899

"Tchaikovsky is probably my favorite composer that’s also a sneeze. " read more..

13 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

More Insurance Claims

"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and s read more..

13 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Bacon Canes

This is why the terrorists hate us. ... read more..

13 Dec

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

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Geese For Sale?

While my wife was out running some errands today, a guy phoned our house about the geese we have for sale. I told him we didn't have any geese for sale. He told me the number he had dialed. I t... read more..

13 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 13, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Did you miss yesterday being 12-12-12? If you did, cheer up because two years from now will be 12-13-14. After that you'll have to find some other purpose to live. O... read more..

12 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1346

"A good conscience is a continual Christmas." - Benjamin Franklin read more..

12 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Shopaholic

Shopaholic: just following your in a mall instincts.... read more..

12 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0898

"I'm an expert on Chinese food - when I eat it I only use one chopstick." read more..

12 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Texan Expressions

For fun, try to use at least two of these in at work today. *A guide to a few of the more colorful Texan expressions:* 1. The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving = Not overly-intelligent. 2. ... read more..

12 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Santa's Mouth

Who knew Santa had a potty mouth? ... read more..

12 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 12, 2012

There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Tree Dog" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/tree-dog And, congratulations to my online friend, David... read more..

11 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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Honesty and Conscience

It's said that Abraham Lincoln once sized up the case of a prospective client as follows: "You have a good case, technically, but in terms of justice and equity, it's got problems. So you'll have to ... read more..

11 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1345

"Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither."- C.S. Lewis read more..

11 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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French Pressed Coffee

Addiction to French-pressed coffee: may cause you to hit bodum.... read more..

11 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0897

Life should have a purpose, however meaningless.... read more..

11 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Shy Visit To The Dentist

A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for his first cleaning and check-up. The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but no response. After the cleaning, the dentist was called in... read more..