Monthly Archive

December 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 275 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0896

"The colder the x-ray table the more you body is required on it." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

Cat's Guide For Human Care

More Excerpts from "The Cat's Guide To Caring For Your Human. Cats are beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent creatures. And with a little love and caring, they can keep a human being alive for upward... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Christmas Cake Substitution

Ordering a cake over the phone has its challenges. ... read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
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Peace - Get It!

The good news of peace at Christmas is God's offer of peace between Him and all who will enter into it.  Get it!  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121209.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Football Tryouts

A football coach was asked how he picked a team from a bunch of raw recruits. "I hate to give away my secrets," he replied, "but I'll tell you. I take them out into the woods. Then, at a given signal... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 9, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone! Advent has begun and the recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church web site.  This Christmas I hope Christians everywhere w... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Light Chores

Jason was not allowed XBOX until he put up the Christmas lights.   read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Lazarus Kill Him

This Gospel cartoon captures the irony of the priests wanted to kill Lazarus after Jesus raised him from the dead read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Lazarus bad breath

This Gospel cartoon ponders what kind of morning breath formerly dead man Lazarus had read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Lazarus Sleeping

This gospel cartoon retells the story of Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Lazarus who died

This Gospel cartoon finds Lazarus shortly after being raised from the dead by Jesus read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Lazarus and the Rich Man

This Gospel cartoon shares the story of Lazasus and the Rich Man as told by Jesus read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Lazarus Dies Again

This Christian cartoon states there will alwyas be cynics finding reasons NOT to believe read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Lazarus Rise

This gospel cartoon retells the story of Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
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Simon and Lazarus

This gospel cartoon remembers the dinner party where Simon the former leper invites Lazaurs the former dead man read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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2 min read

31 Weeks

I am sick, and this is by far the schleppiest I have felt for a bump picture. But I am not vain enough to dress up just for a picture, and I wouldn’t want to falsely glamorize pregnancy lest my ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Christmas Tree Rush

Billy was tired of waiting for his parents to go tree shopping. ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
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2 min read

A Cliche Come True

Sometimes as a Christian there are amazing and wonderful spiritual truths that lose their power because I become desensitized to them – I hear them so much I forget what they mean or play it off... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 4, 2012

I've made it easier for everyone to find Christmas jokes on the Cybersalt site by creating a separate area for them.  You can now get ready to be entertaining at your Christmas gatherings by goin... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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End of Mayan Calendar

Several thousand years ago... Mayan one: "Okay guys I've finished the calender!" Mayan two: "But it only goes up to 21.12.2012" Mayan one: "Ah don't worry about it we'll make a new one before then.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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False Teachers, Following

The following caption was found written on a gravestone... "As I am now, you soon shall be, So be content to follow me." Then someone taped the following note on that gravestone... "To follow you ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1343

"Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Stopped Selling

The supermarket has stopped selling tropical fruit: It's enough to make a mango crazy.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0895

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."- John Steinbeck read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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English Subtitles

The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong. * I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. * Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. * Gun wounds again?... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Carlos The Mailman

Carlos goes postal in his own, merry way! ... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Christmas Turkey

THE TURKEY SHOT OUT OF THE OVEN The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air;It knocked every plate off the tableand partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a cornerand burst wit... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
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3 min read

The 12 Bugs of Christmas

Too many of us have had to deal with software problems and support like this! The 12 Bugs of Christmas - A Software Developers' Version 1. For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:See read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Night of Christmas

'Twas the night of Christmas, But I just couldn't sleep.I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheepThe leftovers beckonedThe dark meat and white,But I fought the temptation with all of my might read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2539
2 min read

3rd Trimester – BAM!

This weekend it felt like the third trimester came out of nowhere, rifled through my cupboards and sat on my couch in ratty sweatpants eating all my favourite snacks. Does that make sense? It’s ... read more..