December 2012 - Monthly Archive

11 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Tree Dog

Ummmm, yeah . . . . I don't know how that happened. ... read more..

11 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 11, 2012

There are two more funny Christmas pictures on the Cybersalt site since I last sent a mailing out. Here are the links to both of them:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/christmas-cake-su... read more..

10 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1344

"If God would concede me His omnipotence for 24 hours, you would see how many changes I would make in the world. But if He gave me His wisdom too, I would leave things as they are."- J.M.L. Monsabre read more..

10 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Horse Belief

Don’t believe in horses? You're a neightheist!... read more..

10 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0896

"The colder the x-ray table the more you body is required on it." read more..

10 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

Cat's Guide For Human Care

More Excerpts from "The Cat's Guide To Caring For Your Human. Cats are beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent creatures. And with a little love and caring, they can keep a human being alive for upward... read more..

10 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Christmas Cake Substitution

Ordering a cake over the phone has its challenges. ... read more..

09 Dec

Christmas

Pastor Tim

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Peace - Get It!

The good news of peace at Christmas is God's offer of peace between Him and all who will enter into it. Get it! Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121209.mp3{/audio}... read more..

09 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Football Tryouts

A football coach was asked how he picked a team from a bunch of raw recruits. "I hate to give away my secrets," he replied, "but I'll tell you. I take them out into the woods. Then, at a given signal... read more..

09 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 9, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone! Advent has begun and the recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church web site. This Christmas I hope Christians everywhere w... read more..

06 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Light Chores

Jason was not allowed XBOX until he put up the Christmas lights. read more..

06 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Lazarus Kill Him

This Gospel cartoon captures the irony of the priests wanted to kill Lazarus after Jesus raised him from the dead read more..

06 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Lazarus bad breath

This Gospel cartoon ponders what kind of morning breath formerly dead man Lazarus had read more..

06 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Lazarus Sleeping

This gospel cartoon retells the story of Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead read more..

06 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Lazarus who died

This Gospel cartoon finds Lazarus shortly after being raised from the dead by Jesus read more..

06 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Lazarus and the Rich Man

This Gospel cartoon shares the story of Lazasus and the Rich Man as told by Jesus read more..

06 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Lazarus Dies Again

This Christian cartoon states there will alwyas be cynics finding reasons NOT to believe read more..

06 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Lazarus Rise

This gospel cartoon retells the story of Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead read more..

06 Dec

Backpew

Jeff Larson

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Simon and Lazarus

This gospel cartoon remembers the dinner party where Simon the former leper invites Lazaurs the former dead man read more..

06 Dec

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

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31 Weeks

I am sick, and this is by far the schleppiest I have felt for a bump picture. But I am not vain enough to dress up just for a picture, and I wouldn’t want to falsely glamorize pregnancy lest my ... read more..

05 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Christmas Tree Rush

Billy was tired of waiting for his parents to go tree shopping. ... read more..

04 Dec

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

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A Cliche Come True

Sometimes as a Christian there are amazing and wonderful spiritual truths that lose their power because I become desensitized to them – I hear them so much I forget what they mean or play it off... read more..

04 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - December 4, 2012

I've made it easier for everyone to find Christmas jokes on the Cybersalt site by creating a separate area for them. You can now get ready to be entertaining at your Christmas gatherings by goin... read more..

03 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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End of Mayan Calendar

Several thousand years ago... Mayan one: "Okay guys I've finished the calender!" Mayan two: "But it only goes up to 21.12.2012" Mayan one: "Ah don't worry about it we'll make a new one before then.... read more..

03 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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False Teachers, Following

The following caption was found written on a gravestone... "As I am now, you soon shall be, So be content to follow me." Then someone taped the following note on that gravestone... "To follow you ... read more..

03 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1343

"Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with." read more..

03 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Stopped Selling

The supermarket has stopped selling tropical fruit: It's enough to make a mango crazy.... read more..

03 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

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One-liner #0895

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."- John Steinbeck read more..

03 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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English Subtitles

The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong. * I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. * Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. * Gun wounds again?... read more..

03 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Carlos The Mailman

Carlos goes postal in his own, merry way! ... read more..