Monthly Archive

December 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 286 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1854

Honesty and Conscience

It's said that Abraham Lincoln once sized up the case of a prospective client as follows: "You have a good case, technically, but in terms of justice and equity, it's got problems. So you'll have to ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1399

Quote #1345

"Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither."- C.S. Lewis read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2401

French Pressed Coffee

Addiction to French-pressed coffee: may cause you to hit bodum.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2240

One-liner #0897

Life should have a purpose, however meaningless.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3421

Shy Visit To The Dentist

A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for his first cleaning and check-up. The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but no response. After the cleaning, the dentist was called in... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
4944

Tree Dog

Ummmm, yeah . . . . I don't know how that happened. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
913

Cybersalt News - December 11, 2012

There are two more funny Christmas pictures on the Cybersalt site since I last sent a mailing out.  Here are the links to both of them:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/christmas-cake-su... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2932

Warning

Hey all, I am not usually in scare-mongering and internet-based rumor spreading, however this came to me earlier to day and it is something I felt I ought to share.  I am sure that like minded pe... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1409

Quote #1344

"If God would concede me His omnipotence for 24 hours, you would see how many changes I would make in the world. But if He gave me His wisdom too, I would leave things as they are."- J.M.L. Monsabre read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2528

Horse Belief

Don’t believe in horses? You're a neightheist!... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1827

One-liner #0896

"The colder the x-ray table the more you body is required on it." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3547

Cat's Guide For Human Care

More Excerpts from "The Cat's Guide To Caring For Your Human. Cats are beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent creatures. And with a little love and caring, they can keep a human being alive for upward... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
4956

Christmas Cake Substitution

Ordering a cake over the phone has its challenges. ... read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
1210

Peace - Get It!

The good news of peace at Christmas is God's offer of peace between Him and all who will enter into it.  Get it!  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121209.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3295

Football Tryouts

A football coach was asked how he picked a team from a bunch of raw recruits. "I hate to give away my secrets," he replied, "but I'll tell you. I take them out into the woods. Then, at a given signal... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1012

Cybersalt News - December 9, 2012

Sunday greetings everyone! Advent has begun and the recording of my message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church web site.  This Christmas I hope Christians everywhere w... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
30056

Light Chores

Jason was not allowed XBOX until he put up the Christmas lights.   read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1350

Lazarus Kill Him

This Gospel cartoon captures the irony of the priests wanted to kill Lazarus after Jesus raised him from the dead read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
862

Lazarus bad breath

This Gospel cartoon ponders what kind of morning breath formerly dead man Lazarus had read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1359

Lazarus Sleeping

This gospel cartoon retells the story of Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
1011

Lazarus who died

This Gospel cartoon finds Lazarus shortly after being raised from the dead by Jesus read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
886

Lazarus and the Rich Man

This Gospel cartoon shares the story of Lazasus and the Rich Man as told by Jesus read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
776

Lazarus Dies Again

This Christian cartoon states there will alwyas be cynics finding reasons NOT to believe read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
757

Lazarus Rise

This gospel cartoon retells the story of Jesus raising Lazarus from the dead read more..

Backpew
Jeff Larson
765

Simon and Lazarus

This gospel cartoon remembers the dinner party where Simon the former leper invites Lazaurs the former dead man read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1308

31 Weeks

I am sick, and this is by far the schleppiest I have felt for a bump picture. But I am not vain enough to dress up just for a picture, and I wouldn’t want to falsely glamorize pregnancy lest my ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
4680

Christmas Tree Rush

Billy was tired of waiting for his parents to go tree shopping. ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1229

A Cliche Come True

Sometimes as a Christian there are amazing and wonderful spiritual truths that lose their power because I become desensitized to them – I hear them so much I forget what they mean or play it off... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1112

Cybersalt News - December 4, 2012

I've made it easier for everyone to find Christmas jokes on the Cybersalt site by creating a separate area for them.  You can now get ready to be entertaining at your Christmas gatherings by goin... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
14695

End of Mayan Calendar

Several thousand years ago... Mayan one: "Okay guys I've finished the calender!" Mayan two: "But it only goes up to 21.12.2012" Mayan one: "Ah don't worry about it we'll make a new one before then.... read more..