Monthly Archive

December 2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 287 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim

End of Mayan Calendar

Several thousand years ago... Mayan one: "Okay guys I've finished the calender!" Mayan two: "But it only goes up to 21.12.2012" Mayan one: "Ah don't worry about it we'll make a new one before then.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim

Will to Marry

A millionaire informed his attorney, "I want a stipulation in my will that my wife is to inherit everything, but ONLY if she remarries within six months of my death.""Why such an odd stipulation?" ask... read more..

Pastor Tim

False Teachers, Following

The following caption was found written on a gravestone... "As I am now, you soon shall be, So be content to follow me." Then someone taped the following note on that gravestone... "To follow you ... read more..

Pastor Tim

Quote #1343

"Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim

Stopped Selling

The supermarket has stopped selling tropical fruit: It's enough to make a mango crazy.... read more..

Pastor Tim

One-liner #0895

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."- John Steinbeck read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim

English Subtitles

The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong. * I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. * Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. * Gun wounds again?... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim

Carlos The Mailman

Carlos goes postal in his own, merry way! ... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim

Christmas Turkey

THE TURKEY SHOT OUT OF THE OVEN The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air;It knocked every plate off the tableand partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a cornerand burst wit... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim

The 12 Bugs of Christmas

Too many of us have had to deal with software problems and support like this! The 12 Bugs of Christmas - A Software Developers' Version 1. For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:See read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim

The Night of Christmas

'Twas the night of Christmas, But I just couldn't sleep.I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheepThe leftovers beckonedThe dark meat and white,But I fought the temptation with all of my might read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis

3rd Trimester – BAM!

This weekend it felt like the third trimester came out of nowhere, rifled through my cupboards and sat on my couch in ratty sweatpants eating all my favourite snacks. Does that make sense? It’s ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim

Iguana Greetings

Iguana wish you a Merry Christmas! ... read more..

Pastor Tim

Hope - Show It!

This Christmas, don't be a snotty a-hole about the secularization of the holiday.  Instead, show the world the Hope Jesus gives you. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121202.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim

Cybersalt News - December 2, 2012

Sunday greetings everybody! There is a new commentary by Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt site today.  You can read "What Holiday Does a Holiday Tree Celebrate?" read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder

What Holiday Does a Holiday Tree Celebrate?

I will confess right up front to a certain degree of confusion. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage will corroborate this confession. So many things confuse me; I am not sure where to begin, and on... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim


There's the story about the MIT student who spent an entire summer going to Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt.  Each day he was seen walking up and down the... read more..

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