Monthly Archive

2007

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 795 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2504

Dog Employee

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3401

Resurrection Purpose

James Cameron has a documentary out about the bones of Jesus having supposedly been found.  The President of Princeton Seminary was quoted on the news as saying this is great a thing because th read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1994

Good Morning 03-04

"This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it."   Genesis 15:1-12 Phil. 3:17-4:1 Luke 13:31-35 Psalm 127   I would like to go with the OT lesson v. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4489

Preacher and Cowboy

One Sunday a cowboy went to church.  When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present.  The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. ... read more..

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Pastor Tim
2727

Two Feet

A teenager was always asking his father if he could borrow the family car. Pushed to the limit, the father asked his son why he thought God had given him two feet.Without hesitation, the son replied, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4652

Bank Hiccups

While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups.  By the time he reached the teller's window, the hiccups seemed to have worsened. The teller took ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1844

Good Morning 03-03

"I say to you, love your enemies, and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be children of your Father in heaven; for He makes His sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1969

Yellow Tail

Here's a cool little application that lets you draw things that squiggle and crawl. If your small intestine had a traffic helicopter that reported on the flow of parasites and hittites to and fr read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1966

Good Morning 03-02

"I tell you, unless your righteousness exceeds that of the scribes and Pharisees, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven." - Matthew - 5:20   We cannot discover our failure to read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5172

Stray Cat Rules

Rules for Stray Cats 1.  Stray cats will not be fed. 2.  Stray cats will not be fed anything, except dry cat food. 3.  Stray cats will not be fed anything, except dry cat food... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2538

Three Day Silence

My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2123

Art Pad

What do singing in the shower, writing the great American novel, and doodling all have in common?  Most of us are not as good at it as we think.  Many of us may sing like Pavarotti in the read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4355

Australian Vacation

On a vacation to Australia, a Texas farmer meets an Aussie farmer and starts talking to him about his farm.  The Aussie takes him to see his big wheat field, but the Texan wasn't impresse... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3776

Gold Watch

A boss to a retiree:"As a symbol of our gratitude, we have created this special gold watch to serve as a reminder of your many years with the company. It needs a lot of winding up, is always a little ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2342

Ping Cup

Not since Forest Gump went to China to play ping pong has the world seen anything like this.  Ok, Forest Gump did not go to China, but these tricks are pretty cool.  I realize that there m read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5082

Lost Bible

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up carrying the Bible in it's mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe hi... read more..

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Pastor Tim
3849

First Job Hunting

Recently, our 18-year-old daughter started hunting for her first real job. She spent an afternoon filling out applications, leaving them on the kitchen table to finish later. As I walked by, a section... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
1932

Expert Interview

Some of the funniest things that have happened to me as a pastor have been unexpected things that happened in front of crowds.  For instance, I remember a Christmas Eve service where one of our reader... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4166

Fight Lights

I am a very nervous flyer.  During a trip from California to Indiana, it didn't help that my connecting flight from Denver was delayed twice because of mechanical problems.  Then... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3079

Work Confusion

A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks.The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn't understand what they were doing.Finally, he approached th... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4921

Headstones

In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go. ~ ~ ~ ~ On the grave of Ezekiel Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia: Here lies Ez... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2893

Knee Tattoo

A hospital corpsman and I were getting an elderly retired master chief petty officer out of his wheelchair, when I noticed the man had a tattoo on his knee."What's that?" I asked, unable to make out t... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
3367

Confession

They say that confession is good for the soul, but what exactly is it and what does it actually accomplish? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070225.mp3{/audio} read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6805

Longevity

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously a... read more..

Games
Pastor Tim
10368917

Bubble Shooter

Admittedly, the objects in this game don't look too much like bubbles and they don't sound like them when they pop either. That's too bad because there is something satisfying about the sound of bubbl... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4419

Vacation Ride

While vacationing in Alberta, Canada, my husband and I went horseback riding.  Before the ride, I took my husband's picture on his horse.  Afterward, he looked displeased.  ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2477

Piano Playing Cat

I've already told you about my first guitar lesson (on an accordian), so now let me tell you about my piano lesson. A long time ago, in a land far away, I met and fell in love with a beauti read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
2247

Good Morning 02-23

I would ask you to keep my Gary in your prayers. I took him to the hospital this evening with stomach pains and will will be away from the computer for some days. "The sacrifices of God ar read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4555

Exam Help

The final exam in electrical engineering worried my son, Don.  On the last day of class, the professor wished the students luck as he wrote a phone number on the blackboard. "If any o... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3232

Doctor's Orders

Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse?"Patient: "I was just following your orders... read more..