Monthly Archive

2010

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1308 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
12545

Mad Cat

Tinkerbell was fed up with the new puppy. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4895

Bagel Shop Student

"Hello Mrs. Frobisher" said the bearded guy behind the counter at the bagel shop. My husband and I looked at him but drew complete blanks.  "I'm sorry, do we know each other?" I asked. "Yeah, you was read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
3738

Issue #3343

Issue # 3343 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News I hope you all had a great weekend. I also hope I never see a prancing Mountie for the rest of my life - unl read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1238

Wisdom and Money

Wisdom and money are both a shelter.  Understanding their similarities and differences will help you in both this life and towards the next. {audio}podcast/sm20100228.mp3"Listen to this message{/audi... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
10769

Why People Don't Walk Cats

This is a demonstration of why people don't walk cats. ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3759

Please Accept My Apology

Once again, we, the American consumer, have been treated to a celebrity apology. I am not sure what we have done to be treated to such highfalutin entertainment. If I could find out, I would immedia read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2583

The New Mactini

I must admit (as a pc user) that I am starting to warm up to some apple products.  I guess it all started when I got my iPhone.  How far I slip into the madness remains to be seen.  I think I'm still ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4603

Top 10 Signs Your Vet Bill Is Going To Require Financing

  -- The doc's thermometer registers in Fahrenheit, Celsius and dollars. -- The bill came with payment coupons. -- Your Doberman just ate the receptionist. -- "He has a very rare blood type. It's ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
3576

Issue #3342

Issue # 3342 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Here's what's new on the Cybersalt Site today - and in recent days. There is a new post on the Simply Susan read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1317

Choices

The choices we make in life affect our lives.  Ecclesiastes contains many words of wisdom to guide us into the decisions that lead to the least pain - if not the greatest blessings. {audio}podcast/sm... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
3627

Free Like Never Before!

"Come, all you who are thirsty, come to the waters; and you who have no money, come, buy and eat! Come, buy wine and milk without money and without cost. Why spend money on what is not bread, a read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1280

Love Them First

No matter who they are or how unlikeable they seem, Jesus wants us to love others before we seek to do anything in their lives. {audio}podcast/sm20100214.mp3"Listen to this message{/audio} ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
3970

Issue #3341

Issue # 3341 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News I was in the market for a used car today. I just about bought a Toyota but with all the news about them lat read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2966

Mother Nature’s Cold Shoulder Revenge

As far as I can remember, I have never been out of sorts with good ole Mother Nature. I have had, however, some issues with Father Time. I wish, for example, he would take a vacation. Really, all t... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2667

Moose Sprinkler

Some people like their moose in the freezer while others prefer the backyard sprinkler.  Here is video for the latter - though the former may get ideas from it too. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8573

Windshield Wiper Quit

Which windshield wiper blade always quits first? That's right -- the driver's side. This happened to me one day while driving home in the middle of a blinding storm. Unable to see, I pulled over and ... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
3872

Issue #3340

Issue # 3340 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News OK, I need to have a heart to heart talk with the men reading this. Ladies, of course you may read along si read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2373

Beware of the Dog House

Men, whatever the holiday is, beware of the dog house. ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1213

Decision's Foundation

Given entertainment or sorrow, which would you choose for the foundation of your life's greatest decisions? {audio}podcast/sm20100207.mp3"Listen to this message{/audio} ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2446

Narrow Garage

I don't speak the language that this man does, but I think he is saying, "Hey look!  I have a really narrow garage that my car just barely fits in."  Though, he might be saying, "That's the problem wi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4453

Manservant

Because of a shortage of maids, the minister's wife advertised for a manservant. The next morning a nicely dressed young man came to the front door. "Can you start the breakfast by seven o'clock?" ask... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
3676

Issue #3339

Issue # 3339 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News Hello, is it me you're looking for? No, I haven't been kidnapped and brainwashed by Lionel Ritchie. But I ha read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2173

Some Things are Simply Irreplaceable

I was having a wonderful time and everything seemed to be going like clockwork. Then I got out of bed. I thought I was awake but I was only acting. I remember getting out of bed and shuffling off t... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
5060

Adventure Unleashed!

This post directly continues the previous post, Life-Line. Tim has frequently said that he should tell his side of the story because you’re only getting my side here, and he thinks he’s being portray... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1219

Government, Money, and Contentment

Government wants your money and others want your money.  The good news is if you don't want your money you can find contentment. {audio}podcast/sm20100124.mp3"Listen to this message{/audio}... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
2520

Issue #3338

Issue # 3338 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: We all search the web! When you search, search with Google on the Cybersalt sites. We've got their safe search filtering always on read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2633

Guitar Duet

Did you hear that my wife and I both play the guitar and love performing duets on one instrument?  Yeah, I didn't hear that either.  I can't play the guitar and neither can she. However, this man and... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4557

Cookie Calories

A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store to help him buy groceries. In addition to the healthy items on his wife's carefully prepared list, the two of them returned home with a package o... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2783

Germed and Frightfully Dangerous

Living in the Sunshine state of Florida and seeing snow accumulating on the ground is the closest thing to blasphemy I know. Everybody knows it does not snow in Florida. The other night I was so c... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1189

Advancement and Vows

As a meaning of life, advancement is meaningless and making rash vows to God can set you way back in life. {audio}podcast/sm20100117.mp3"Listen to this message{/audio}... read more..