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Monthly Archive

2010

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1310 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10951

Headlight Repair

It's all good at Duracell Autobody. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3910

Fly Problem

My husband is a doctor, and he received an emergency call from a patient. She had a fly in her ear. He suggested an old home remedy. "Pour warm olive oil into your ear and lie down for a few minutes,"... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8391

Beware of Wildlife

Watch for wildlife - next 3 miles. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2948

Loudest Band

For two years I managed a group of musicians who proudly labeled themselves "the loudest rock 'n roll band in L.A." One night, during a particularly rowdy and raucous rehearsal, the group took a break... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3365

Sky Pass

Having raced both cars and trucks at the local speedway (where I am known as the Pastor of Disaster) I know that sometimes you have to pass on the right and other times you have to pass on the left. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3222

Third Grade Assignment

My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My Biggest Surprise."  Not until the end of the school year did we see Marina's work. It read: "I got up this morni... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2384

Has Anyone Seen My Castle Lately?

As of late, I have been fighting an insufferable barrage of intruders into that area commonly referred to as "My Castle." Normally I'm not a pessimist, but I have a feeling I am losing this battle. I... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2874

Chow

"Chow looks wonderful," I told the mess sergeant, a large, intimidating man. "I'd love seconds." "You'll get the same as everyone else," he growled as he chucked food on my tray. "Now move it!" After read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1084

How to BE a Christian

Since the Christian life is a life of being, it's important to know how to BE a follower of Jesus. Listen Now  ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2991

Biblical Endorsements

What if Biblical characters could be recruited as product endorsers? For Match.com - Noah: "We can find a mate for anything.  Why not you?" For Excedrin - Moses: "Take two tablets and call me in the m... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3255

Inclusive Poster

Anxious to include as many minorities, religions and disabilities as possible, the human resources department of the University of Alberta has put up a Braille poster outside its main office. The post... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3921

Japanese Precision

I have to admit I have no idea what this ceremony is for, who these people are, and what this is all about. However, I'm not one to let a little bit of mystery stand in the way of enjoying some harmle... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3100

Unicorns at the Dentist

Here is a dear girl recovering from the meds given to her before her wisdom teeth were removed. Don't feel too sorry for her - she at least gets to see unicorns. Not everyone who goes to the dentist... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3163

Special Delivery

It was 6 p.m., and I was about to leave the coin laundry where I was employed. My boss called me over and asked if I would mind dropping off someone's laundry on my way home. "It's for my cousin," she... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
10510

Dog Cookbook

Why cats should not be allowed to work in bookstores. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
5295

The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain - The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Nothing puts you more in the mood for a good old spaghetti western than ukulele music. You don't believe me? Listen to the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain play "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" an... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3349

Singing Practice

Joe's wife likes to sing. She decided to join the church choir. From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Whenever she would start in on a song, Joe would hea... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
16449

You Bet Your Life with Marcia Brody

Hey you kids - get out of that Jello tree! That's right Bill Cosby is up on deck for today's FunBlog entry. Enjoy this first video from his "You Bet Your Life" television game show as Bill goes toe to... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2807

Bedtime Attire

Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined give me very dry skin. One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum jelly and covered them... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1008

A Life of Being

The Christian life is a life of being - not a life of don'ts. {audio}podcast/sm20100829.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3189

In the Dorm

In the dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights: dousing and bombarding one another with water from squirt guns, glasses, balloons, even wastebaskets. Since each room had a sink, t... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2494

Can I get an "Amen" for that?

I must admit that I am not always right. Of course, I did not understand these dynamics until after entering the world of marital bliss. Although I may not always be right, I'm willing to "fess up" to... read more..

General News
Pastor Tim
3767

Continuous Chest Compression CPR

Like the description says, "Be a lifesaver; not a bystander. Learn Continuous Chest Compression CPR from Gordon A. Ewy, MD, and Karl Kern, MD, the physician researchers who developed this new approa... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
4266

Wedding Anniversaries and Gifts

Tim and I celebrated our 24th wedding anniversary this week!  I never knew a couple could be so crazy in love with each other after so many years.  I think this may be close to what God had in mind wh... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
12391

Cat Drink

You can lead a cat to water but you can't make it drink. Apparently it's also impossible to teach them how to drink properly. But then again, we all know that when it comes down to training pets to do... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2843

Finch Flush

When my youngest son was three years old, one of his finches died. It was winter so we couldn't bury the bird, so I flushed it down the toilet. I didn't realize that he had seen me do this until I hea... read more..

Davis Family News
Pastor Tim
2312

24th Anniversary

  Click to Enlarge Susan and I celebrated our 24th anniversary on Monday - and we celebrated in style at the best dining establishment in  downtown Jordan River.  No, not that Jor read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3236

Math Symbols

While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade pupils, I drew a greater-than ( > ) and a less-than sign ( < ) on the chalkboard and asked, "Does anyone remember what these mean?" A few moment... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2708

Restaurant Line

A well-put together, elderly gentleman left his Maserati Gran Turismo with the valet, entered the restaurant and asked to be seated at a table away from a lovely, well-dressed woman who appeared to be... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2647

Goober Skydiver

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-gooberA new goober skydiver and his instructor were high in the air... read more..

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