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"Those are my principles, if you don't like them...... I have others." - Groucho Marx read more..

"Count no day lost in which you waited your turn, took only your share and sought advantage over no one." read more..

"When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called me slow." - Kathy Buckley read more..

"The best inheritance a person can give to his children is a few minutes of his time each day." - O. A. Battista read more..

What a pity human beings can't exchange problems! "Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's."... read more..

"Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future." - Robert H. Schuller read more..

"Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results." - George S. Patton read more..

"I'm sorry to write such a long letter, but I didn't have time to write a short one." -- Pascal read more..

"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." read more..

"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses." -Lord Dewar read more..

"Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule and both commonly succeed, and are right." - H.L. Mencken read more..

Why is it that children aren't allowed to read the Bible in school, but are encouraged to in prison?... read more..

"No one appreciates the value of constructive criticism more thoroughly than the one who's giving it." - Hal Chadwick read more..

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down.'" - Bob Newhart read more..

"It's a small world, but not if you have to clean it." - Barbara Kruger read more..

"A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice." - Bill Cosby read more..

"Those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music." - Friedrich Nietzsche read more..

"Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier." read more..

"The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war the finest human qualities. Peace, no less than war, requires idealism and self-sacrifice and a righteous and dynamic faith." - read more..

"You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love." - Henry Drummond read more..

"It's not me who can't keep a secret it's the people I tell that can't." - Abraham Lincoln read more..

"It's not that I don't want to clean my room it's just that I have this theory that everything is balanced just right and if I attempt to move anything the whole structure of the house will come down read more..

"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right." - Ashleigh Brilliant read more..

"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department uses water." read more..

"Conscience: That part of the psyche that dissolves in alcohol." read more..

"Peace hath higher tests of manhood than battle ever knew." - John Greenleaf Whittier read more..

"There's nothing more optimistic than a dog under the dinner table." read more..

"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it." - Mary Wilson Little read more..

"Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone." read more..

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do ... Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain read more..