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Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3787 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
5034

After Thanksgiving Feasting Comes The Loafing

Twenty-four hours ago, I was seated with my family and friends around the Thanksgiving table. Now, I am seated in my chair and cannot move. I won’t say I ate too much yesterday. I did, I just won’t sa... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
875

Cybersalt News - November 26, 2011

Like many of you, I really enjoy the game "Angry Birds."  However, I have never enjoyed it as much as this kid in today's newest FunBlog entry.www.cybersalt.org/funblog/first-time-playing-angry-b... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1090

Cybersalt News - November 27, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recording of the messages from October 30th, November 6th, and November 13th.  You'll find them at:www.westsidefam... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
9950

First Time Playing Angry Birds

I really enjoy playing Angry Birds. However, I have never enjoyed it as much as this kid does. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3687

Military Haircut

Tiring of the same old buzz haircut from the base barber at Fort Dix, New Jersey, I went into town to get my haircut. The hairdresser noticed my accent and asked where I was from. "Trinidad," I said... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1390

At Least One Friend

An old man turned to me and asked, "How many friends have you?" "Why, ten or twenty friends have I," And I named off just a few. He smiled a knowing smile at me And sadly shook his head. "How lucky y... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1029

Quote #1224

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."- Douglas Adams read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2358

Screen Door

"Confucius Says man who jump through screen door, strain self." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1371

One-liner #0771

"I hope I don't sound like an old-fashioned stick-in-the-mud, but when I hear about people making vast fortunes without doing any productive work or contributing anything to society, my reac read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
951

Cybersalt News - November 25, 2011

You've probably heard about "tryptophan" - that wonderful sleepy ingredient in turkey.  Did you also know it's a turkey multiplier?  The proof is at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/turkey-m... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5465

First Accident Report

Because I was processing my first accident report at the transportation company where I worked, I was being particularly attentive. The driver had hit a deer on the highway, and the result was a sever... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1316

One-liner #0770

"Human Relations: For every action, there is a corresponding overreaction." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2313

Paul McCartney Song

"I remember that Paul McCartney song like it was yesterday." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1149

Quote #1223

"Be Yourself. Everyone else is already taken."- Oscar Wilde read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
901

Cybersalt News - November 24, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's also Turkey day in the States so happy Thanksgiving everyone.  To help you celebrate, here are an imperial ton of Cybersalt Thanksgiving pages. www.cybersalt.org... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
4572

Not Easy Thanksgiving Turkey

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
4042

Thanksgiving Turkey Dreams

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
4568

Purpose Driven Thanksgiving Turkey

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3389

Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey

Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Turkey: Ingedients: - 1 large turkey - 1 small turkey Cooking Instructions: Take the two turkeys and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big on... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1379

Quote #1222

"Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling." - Margaret B. Runbeck read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1246

One-liner #0769

Camouflauge Training: No one turned up... Oh wait a minute...... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
979

Cybersalt News - November 23, 2011

The Cybersalt Digest is back. Thankyou to everyone for your kind words of condolence and prayers for us following Susan's mom's passing on the 12th.  Gladys' funeral was on Saturday so there wer... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2898

The Turkey Shot Out Of The Oven

The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air,it knocked every plate off the tableand partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner andburst with a deafening boom,then splattered ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4966

HMO At The Gates

Confronted by two doctors and an HMO manager at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked them to identify and explain themselves. The first doctor stepped forward. "I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helpe... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2015

Cloning Cher

"If they cloned Cher she would be Cher and Cher-alike." read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1052

Quote #1221

"God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing."- C.S. Lewis read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1378

Couple In 10 Years

The other day I pointed to a couple across a restaurant and said to my wife, "That's us in ten years." She replied, "That's a mirror."... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2403

Give Us This Day Our Turkey . . . Again

Thanksgiving is my kind of holiday. Apart from the "thanks" part, the primary purpose of this celebration is eating. That is the one thing I do quite well. Thanksgiving is the beginning of a feasting... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1343

One-liner #0768

You know times are tough when you order a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asks, "Can you afford fries with that?"... read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
5127

Brave Heart Thanksgiving Turkey

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

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