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Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3785 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
816

Life's Choices

We all need guidance to decide what we are going to do when face with life's choices. The counsel we choose to listen to for guidance in our lives, from infant to the grave, will have consequences. Li... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
949

Cybersalt News - November 17, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A few days ago I mentioned that Cybersalt was on Stumbleupon.com, but the link I gave you did not make it easy to find the Cybersalt stumble page so that we could stum... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12288

Pittsburgh Penguin Hockey Bird

Who said hockey is for the birds? ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2567

Contempt of Court

A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1788

Hood Full of Pigeons

I was driving to work this morning when my car stalled in the damp weather. I was sitting in the car at the side of the highway, contemplating my next move, when a pigeon flew down and landed right in... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4084

Waiting For A Table

When my husband and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was crowded. I went up to the hostess and asked, "Will it be long?" The hostess, ignoring me, kept writing in her book. I asked again... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3842

Umbrella Impression

A man had finally got around to taking all his broken umbrellas to the repair shop. Next morning on his way to his office when he got up to leave the street car, he absentmindedly laid hold of the um... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2825

One-liner #0767

"The French don't care what they do as long as they pronounce it properly."- George Bernard Shaw read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1194

Quote #1220

‎"There are two ways to get enough. One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less."- G.K. Chesterton... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
963

Cybersalt News - November 16, 2011

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  It's a humorous presentation about a dangerous cooking problem - deep frying turkeys.  You'll find "William Shatner - Eat, Fry, Love Turkey" at:ww... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1475

One-liner #0766

"Where I come from, the valleys are so narrow, dogs have to wag their tail up and down." - Sam Snead read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
8217

William Shatner - Eat, Fry, Love Turkey

The message behind these videos is a serious one - even with William Shatner's quirky presentation.   ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8236

New Pope

A high school history teacher was discussing the funeral of the Pope with his class. One student asked how they chose the new Pope. The teacher explained the process, finishing with, "So the Cardinal... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1679

Self-Gentleness

One form of gentleness we should practice is towards ourselves. We should never get irritated with ourselves because of our imperfections. It is reasonable to be dis- pleased and sorry when we commit ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1562

Clock Factory Fire

At the clock factory today there was a lot of second hand smoke.... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7738

Boat Drive

That's not what I meant when I asked if you would drive me to the boat! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1007

Cybersalt News - November 15, 2011

Today's Cybersalt mailings have a special "prairie" theme in honor of my mother-in-law, Gladys Priest, who passed away peacefully on Saturday. Gladys was born in Saskatchewan.  Even after living... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
10560

Lumber Spoiler

Don't knock it. It's cheaper than nitro! ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3520

Prairie Fire

Some people try to punish themselves for their sins. They do not stand on the promises of forgiveness and Christ's propitiation. "Many years ago, a father and his daughter were walking through the gr... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1579

Blogging Farmers

A lot of farmers have been starting online blogs and writing about their wheat. They're cropping up everywhere.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1173

One-liner #0765

"Farming looks easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from a cornfield."- Dwight D. 'Ike' Eisenhower read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
961

Quote #1219

"One could drive a prairie schooner through any part of his argument and never scrape against a fact."- David F. Houston read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2898

Country Law

A big city Alberta lawyer went duck hunting in rural Saskatchewan.He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.  As the lawyer climbed over the fence... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1054

Quote #1218

"Any child who is anxious to mow the lawn is too young to do so." - Bob Phillips read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3964

Aluminum Man

There is a new superhero in town - Aluminum Man. He runs around foiling crime.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
975

Quote #1217

"Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive." - Josephine Tey read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2116

One-liner #0764

"Death is a wonderful way of cutting down on your expenses."- Woody Allen read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2012

PowerPoint Lesson

"If Microsoft PowerPoint has taught me anything about preaching it's that if you want to get a point across, you need to use bullets." read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
798

Losing Sin's Downpayment

When conviction comes and repentance is called for, losing our initial investment in sin is well worth the cost. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111113.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podc... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1120

Quote #1216

"If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something."- Fran Lebowitz read more..

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