2011 - Monthly Archive - Results from #270

09 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

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Napoleon Chess

Napoleon placed a chess piece back on the board that had already been captured. Everyone knows that you can't use expired coup pawns.... read more..

09 Nov

Quotes

Pastor Tim

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Quote #1213

"If I could see further than others, it was because I stood on the shoulders of giants."- Isaac Newton read more..

09 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

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2 min read

It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 ... read more..

09 Nov

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1933

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One-liner #0760

"While people may not be a great deal wiser after my sermon, but they are always a great deal older." - W R Inge read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Wider Streets Protest

Is anybody out there happy? ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6171

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Utopia Humanism

One more reason why humanism isn't everything it's cracked up to be. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Rhino Spray

As plastic surgery becomes more acceptable rhynoplasty is more and more common. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Upside Down Accident

Just the distraction may be enough to make it easier to read this. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Ray Cemetery

Ain't it the truth! ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Airplane Crossing

Don't bother stopping - you'll be fine if you duck your head. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Use Other Door

Management didn't think their clientele were the brightest lights around. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

8380

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Hockey Prayer

Theology at work on the ice. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5669

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Grouch Warning

Welcome to Sebastian, population 8! ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

6094

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Dumpster Funeral Home

Low budget funerals are getting carried away! ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Free DRIT

That explains why there is still so much of it left. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Florida Plywood State

Florida has solved their hurricane damage problem. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

5618

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Photo Radar Fashion

The fashion police are watching. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

4364

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Anyone For Council

Apathy was beginning to take over the Deuce County electorate. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Blank Tombstone

The person buried here is a Czech. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Baby Sale

Buy 4 and they'll include a wig for when you pull out your hair. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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BMUP Warning

Beware of things that go BMUP in the night. ... read more..

09 Nov

Funny Signs

Pastor Tim

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Billboard Tickle

Agent "Too Tall" Johnson's cover was blown. read more..

09 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

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Cybersalt News - November 9, 2011

Work on updating the new Cybersalt site is charging along like a herd of turtles - but there are milestones along the way. For instance, I just transferred over the last 7 or 8 funny bicycle pic... read more..