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Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3782 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
2632

One-liner #0763

"Love your enemies, it will drive them nuts."- Eleanor Doan read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1821

Federal Mint Workers

"People who work at the federal mint make a lot of money." read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
8457

Simon's Cat - 'Can Man Do'

If you are a cat lover, you'll understand this video. If you aren't a cat lover, this video helps others to understand why you aren't. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1050

Cybersalt News - November 12, 2011

I've added some new bookmarking buttons on the Cybersalt site to make it easier to share pages with your friends and followers.  I'd especially appreciate it if you would give Cybersalt pages a "... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
5538

Good Cooks

When my son was 11 years old, he got a small job helping out with a traveling carnival while it was in our town. He didn't come home at lunch time, phoning instead to tell me he was fine and had foun... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1660

Music Stores

"Some music stores are in a CD part of town." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
16771

Flight Delay Announcement

A passenger on a Southwest flight says that he once faced a flight delay just before they boarded. A flight attendant picked up the microphone and announced: "We're sorry for the delay. The machine ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
4639

Minister's Dentures

This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
10328

Volkswagen Bug Rug

There's a bug in the rug. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
15301

Lawn Chair Jalopy

While Aaron kept the car running Krazzy Kenny took care of business in the bank. Later, they enjoyed 10-20 years of quality time together. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7751

Boyfriend's Car

I don't know doctor. The last thing I remember is waiting to meet my daughter's new boyfriend at the strip mall. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7948

Pickup Conditioning

You can always change your mind about the air conditioning option. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6937

One Big Air Bag

Car designers have finally run out of places to add air bags. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1712

One-liner #0762

"I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography."- Steven Wright read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3025

How To Confuse Animals

There are so many ways to confuse an animal in this video I don't know where to start. So I'll just say I like it! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1004

Quote #1215

"What happens in church should NOT stay in church!! Tell the world about JESUS!"- @HisBride66 read more..

Cartoons
Jeff Larson
6570

Thanksgiving Turkey Bible

There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com read more..

Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
14214

Remembrance - Veterans Day

November 11, is the day when a number of countries around the world remember their war dead and past and present military service men and women. The video below is a wonderful and stirring piece of ar... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
968

Cybersalt News - November 11, 2011

This being Remembrance Day / Veterans Day, I invite you to revisit the wonderful video "Pittence of Time" at:www.cybersalt.org/totally-tim/remembrance-day-veterans-day Otherwise, there is only one up... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3867

Three-Sixty 727

The controller who was working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty (to do a complete circle, usually to provide spacing between aircraft). The pilot of the 727 complained, "... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
985

Quote #1214

"Gentle words fall lightly, but have great weight." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
3223

One-liner #0761

"Some parents have a hard time deciding on a name for the new baby, but others have rich relatives." - Don McElroy read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1838

Hitch Hiking Tax

The government has announced it is going to start taxing hitch hiking. On your next annual return you will notice this on the "Thumb Tax" line.... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5092

Car Shark

Doug was thrilled to pick up "Vinnie the Shark's" car at the Police Auction. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
986

Cybersalt News - November 10, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today there are 18 funny sign pictures updated to the new Cybersalt site.  Start at "Wider Streets Protest" and keep clicking next to see them all.www.cybersalt.org/fu... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6655

Indiana Rainstorm

After a hardy Indiana rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddle through her kitchen window. The older of the two, a... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1591

Napoleon Chess

Napoleon placed a chess piece back on the board that had already been captured. Everyone knows that you can't use expired coup pawns.... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1155

Quote #1213

"If I could see further than others, it was because I stood on the shoulders of giants."- Isaac Newton read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1749

She Doesn't Know Me

It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1647

One-liner #0760

"While people may not be a great deal wiser after my sermon, but they are always a great deal older." - W R Inge read more..

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