Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3496 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
5803

Sugar Angel

She didn't do it - Someone Elf did it. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1459

One-liner #0797

" When I was younger I had everything handed to me on a plate - soup was a nightmare." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
6499

Election Win

The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell he... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
529

Hedge Hog Santa

Released for the first time ever: Pictures of Santa's bellybutton lint. ... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5443

Christmas Cake

Every Christmas, composer Giacomo Puccini would have a cake baked for each of his friends. One year, having quarreled with Arturo Toscanini just before Christmas, he tried to cancel the order for the ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1335

Cybersalt News - December 22, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Congratulations to everyone in the Northern Hemisphere on making it through yesterday, the shortest day of the year.  I know that this makes many of you want to sing. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
5519

O Holy Nightmare

Sometimes the desire you have to sing outstrips the ability you have to sing.   {audio}images/stories/mp3/OHolyNightmare_small.mp3{/audio} ^Click the arrow to play the song. ^ &nb... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4171

Sports Team Names

Top 19 Rejected Names for International Sports Teams 19. Brussels Sprouts 18. Cannes Openers 17. Amsterdam Yankees 16. Vienna Sausages 15. Belgium Waffles 14. Manila Folders 13. Czech Bouncers ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1449

Quote #1249

"A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it." read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5711

Top Ten Gifts Your Wife Doesn't Want For Christmas

*Top Ten Gifts Your Wife Doesn't Want For Christmas* 10. A car wash kit 9. A table saw 8. Two all-day passes to Circuit City's Home Theatre Installation Seminar 7. A case of oil 6. Five-year subs read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1576

One-liner #0796

"I live every day trying to not disappoint the guy who wrote "stay cool" in my jr. high school yearbook." read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1354

Cybersalt News - December 21, 2011

It has been a while since I added an inspirational video to the Cybersalt site.  I hope you will enjoy "A Social Network Christmas" at:www.cybersalt.org/videos/a-social-network-christmas Also, o... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3323

Low Fat Diet Success

My low-fat diet really works! The fat hangs lower every day.... read more..

Videos
Pastor Tim
4831

A Social Network Christmas

Even though today's world is very different from the world Jesus was born into, this video reminds us that mankind has not changed in so many ways.  Neither has our need of Him.  ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1337

Quote #1248

"Wisdom doesn't always come with age.  Sometimes age just shows up all by itself." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1592

One-liner #0795

"Thought I'd buy some my wife some camouflage pants the other day but I couldn't find any." read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
6344

Christmas Shopping

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's no offense," said the ju... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
38713

Male vs Female Shopping Map

Reverse results when shopping for a screwdriver at Home Depot. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1297

Cybersalt News - December 20, 2011

For a fun musical interlude today, check out the "North Point Christmas iBand" in the funblog today at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funblog/north-point-christmas-iband Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2474

Ambulance Evaluation

Two paramedics were dispatched to check on a 92-year-old man who had become disoriented. They decided to take him to the hospital for evaluation. En route, with siren going, they questioned the ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1695

One-liner #0794

"I see you're admiring my striped vest," said no one ever. read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1497

Quote #1247

"Every man dies. Not every man really lives."- William Wallace read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
10600

North Point Christmas iBand

First there was the iPod, then the iPhone and next the iPad.  It was only a matter of time until an iBand came along! ... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
6956

Christmas Sign

A church was preparing for Christmas services. The pastor decided he wanted a banner made for the entryway and had a parishioner call the sign company.   The parishioner told the man on the ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1320

Cybersalt News - December 19, 2011

I messed up in Saturday's news and gave the wrong link for the picture that shows the difference between men and women shopping.  You can find that page at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/male-v... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
6142

Christmas Card Blues

I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1402

Quote #1246

"The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century."- William Lyon Phelps read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1580

One-liner #0793

"Be different, conform!" read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1381

Cybersalt News - December 18, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. There is a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today.  At Christmas, James is Merry even when others are not.  In fact, he even likes it that w... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3043

Merry is as Merry Celebrates

Although I may look a little stodgy on the outside with a few gray hairs blossoming on the top, I still know how to celebrate, and this is the time of the year to do that sort of thing. I love a good ... read more..