Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3393 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Apple With Tongue

OK, seriously! Someone's got to do something about the Raelians. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Animal Laundry

The herd was getting tired of Boris airing his dirty laundry in public. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1211

"Society will ignore almost any form of public behavior except getting in the express line with two extra items." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Night Watchmen

Night watchmen never work a day in their lives.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Thrown Off Horse

I had a near death experience that has changed me forever.   The other day, I went horseback riding.  Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. I trie... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Don't go rafting without a Baptist in the boat!

Here's another hilarious video from Jeanne Robertson. If you enjoyed her video about Bungee Jumping in Nanaimo, you'll enjoy "Don't go rafting without a Baptist in the boat!" ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Bat Cave Return

As Batman and Robin aged, Alfred developed a fool proof system to help them find their way back. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Back To School Rush

Some people are in too much of a hurry to get their kids back in school after summer. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 7, 2011

Their is a new optical illusion in the Funblog today.  I think you will enjoy it - it's a real "Head Turner."  You will find it at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/head-turner Also, if you don't u... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0757

"Social Media Overload: Whenever I need a moment to myself, I just go to MySpace." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Fire Award

At an awards banquet for the volunteer fire department, Ralph received an Extinguished Service Award.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Concert Lights

My 14-year-old daughter, Maggie, and her best friend, Joannie are fans of 60's music. They recently got front-row tickets to attend a Peter, Paul, and Mary concert in our town. When they returned hom... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1210

"The world is moved not only by the mighty shoves of the heroes, but also by the aggregate of the tiny pushes of each honest worker."- Helen Keller read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
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God Thinks Of You

God thinks of you more than you can ever imagine or count. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111106.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20111106.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 6, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recordings of the services and messages from October 9, 16, and 23.www.westsidefamily.org/multimedia-podcast/servicesww... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
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Head Turner

Here's a really cool optical illusion that is a real head turner.  Look at this picture of the guy looking at you and then begin to move away from the screen.  You should notice something pr... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Trapeze Artist

I used to work as a trapeze artist. Until I was let go.... read more..

God's Penman
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Visiting My Family Is A Relative Experience

I was reminded recently that the only thing growing in my family tree are fruits and nuts. Personally, I am not sure if I am a fruit or a nut. Just do not ask my wife. I had been away for so long I h... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Polar Bear Envy

Someone's a little jealous of all the attention the elephants get. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Babysitting Triplets

It was clear that Jenny had little experience babysitting triplets. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0756

"It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life which enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Penguin Zoo

Did you hear about the man that had a pet penguin? Soon after he got his penguin, he was driving in town one day with the penguin sitting on the front seat next to him. A policeman noticed the pengu... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Baby Sermons

Even the church nursery was no place to escape Pastor Tim's Sermons. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Pistol Mailbox

Nobody steals mail from Fred's new mailbox. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Turkey Disguise

Turkeys around here?  That's the funniest thing I eva hoyd! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1209

"If you want to change the world forget about Wall Street - occupy church!" read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 5, 2011

The last of the funny picture pags from 2006 have been moved to the new Cybersalt site now.  To view them, start at "Florida Squirrel" and keep clicking "next."www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/fl... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Doctor's Advice

A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow up visit the doctor talked... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1208

"If all you have is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Store Clerks

"Grocery store clerks make you pick paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers." (Jay Salinger) read more..