Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3393 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0755

"Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?" read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Florida Squirrel

Ahhhh . . . the rarely photographed Central Florida Squirrel. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Sheep Weave

Everybody was impressed when Betty came back from the cruise with a weave. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Rabbit Hair Piece

Yes . . . It's a hare piece. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Red Cross Moose

Is there a Doctor in the moose? ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Promise Keepers Husband

Pastor John had a lot on his mind - what with planning the Promise Keepers conference and all. ... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Horse Hummer

Why? Because Chester doesn't know the words. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Studying Abstract Art

So much for studying abstract in art class. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Motorcycle Dreams

Dream vs. Reality Dream . . . . . Reality . . . . . ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Rappelling Santas

Charlie Team's choice of disguises for their Easter mission totally missed the mark. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 4, 2011

HBTM! Today there are a bunch more funny signs moved over to the new Cybersalt site.  Start at "Unattended Children" and keep clicking from there.www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/unattended-childre... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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The Student Mind During Final Exams

Contents of The Student Mind During Final Exams 10% The prof. never covered this section! 10% Actual knowledge on the subject. 10% The Teaching Assistant is kinda cute! 10% I knew I should have re... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0754

"There are two things I hate: Racists and the Portugese."- Dave Cook  read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1207

"Actions speak louder then words, So believe what you see and forget what you heard." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Breakfast Choices

Pancakes or French Toast: I waffle.... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Unattended Children

Not many children ran around the building at Open Doors Community Church. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Post No Bills

Everybody is a comedian. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Error 404 Road Not Found

Transferring Smith and Jenkins from computer crime to traffic was a big mistake. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Do Not Sit On Crocodile

It looks like it is standing room only today. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Beware of Lambs

Vicar Jones was having second thoughts about accepting a rural parish. ... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Git-R-Done

And all God's cowboys said, "Ay-min!" ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 3, 2011

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I moved 6 more funny car pictures over to the new Cybersalt site today.  Start at "SUV Seizure" and just keep clicking next for as long as you can take it!www.cybersal... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Kleptomania

"If you have kleptomania, don't take anything and call your doctor in the morning." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Making Up For Lost Time

An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his usual on-time departure. The weather in New York finally cleared, and the... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1206

"In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give, and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich." - Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..

One-liners
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One-liner #0753

"If aliens saw us picking up after our dogs while walking in the park, who will they think is the dominant species?" read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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SUV Seizure

Crime does pay - it pays Brazos County at least. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Ship's Wheel

To back up, just put the transmission in RRRRRRRRRR. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Custom Pipe

Jerry soon regretted letting his nephew customize his exhaust pipe. ... read more..