Monthly Archive

2011

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3574 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3775

The Room

First the story behind the story "The Room." Seventeen-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class. The subject was what Heaven was like. "I wowed 'em," he later told hi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5924

Concert Lights

My 14-year-old daughter, Maggie, and her best friend, Joannie are fans of 60's music. They recently got front-row tickets to attend a Peter, Paul, and Mary concert in our town. When they returned hom... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1210

"The world is moved not only by the mighty shoves of the heroes, but also by the aggregate of the tiny pushes of each honest worker."- Helen Keller read more..

Sermons
Marcia Lee Laycock
938

God Thinks Of You

God thinks of you more than you can ever imagine or count. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20111106.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20111106.mp3{/audio}   ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 6, 2011

Sunday greetings everyone. The Westside Bible Church site has been updated with recordings of the services and messages from October 9, 16, and 23.www.westsidefamily.org/multimedia-podcast/servicesww... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4485

Head Turner

Here's a really cool optical illusion that is a real head turner.  Look at this picture of the guy looking at you and then begin to move away from the screen.  You should notice something pr... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
7721

Trapeze Artist

I used to work as a trapeze artist. Until I was let go.... read more..

God's Penman
3490

Visiting My Family Is A Relative Experience

I was reminded recently that the only thing growing in my family tree are fruits and nuts. Personally, I am not sure if I am a fruit or a nut. Just do not ask my wife. I had been away for so long I h... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9680

Polar Bear Envy

Someone's a little jealous of all the attention the elephants get. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11504

Babysitting Triplets

It was clear that Jenny had little experience babysitting triplets. ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2526

Fixing Bicycles

I love stories. One of my favorites is about a little girl who was late coming home for supper. Her mother made the expected irate parent's demand to know where she had been. The little girl replied ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
3872

One-liner #0756

"It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life which enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8467

Penguin Zoo

Did you hear about the man that had a pet penguin? Soon after he got his penguin, he was driving in town one day with the penguin sitting on the front seat next to him. A policeman noticed the pengu... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
6097

Baby Sermons

Even the church nursery was no place to escape Pastor Tim's Sermons. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8094

Pistol Mailbox

Nobody steals mail from Fred's new mailbox. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
19777

Turkey Disguise

Turkeys around here?  That's the funniest thing I eva hoyd! ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1442

Quote #1209

"If you want to change the world forget about Wall Street - occupy church!" read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - November 5, 2011

The last of the funny picture pags from 2006 have been moved to the new Cybersalt site now.  To view them, start at "Florida Squirrel" and keep clicking "next."www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/fl... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5815

Doctor's Advice

A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow up visit the doctor talked... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
4471

Keeper of The Spring

Keeper of the Spring The late Peter Marshall was an eloquent speaker and for several years served as the chaplain of the US Senate. He used to love to tell the story of the "Keeper of the Spring," a ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1280

Quote #1208

"If all you have is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2776

Store Clerks

"Grocery store clerks make you pick paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers." (Jay Salinger) read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1691

One-liner #0755

"Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?" read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7012

Florida Squirrel

Ahhhh . . . the rarely photographed Central Florida Squirrel. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4900

Sheep Weave

Everybody was impressed when Betty came back from the cruise with a weave. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4500

Rabbit Hair Piece

Yes . . . It's a hare piece. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7313

Red Cross Moose

Is there a Doctor in the moose? ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4034

Promise Keepers Husband

Pastor John had a lot on his mind - what with planning the Promise Keepers conference and all. ... read more..

Funny Horse Pictures
Pastor Tim
8281

Horse Hummer

Why? Because Chester doesn't know the words. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Studying Abstract Art

So much for studying abstract in art class. ... read more..