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Dewey wanted to be an accountant, so he went and took the accountancy exam.Examiner: If I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits do you have?Dewey: Five.Examine... read more..

Home delivery will have to do until the food court is open on the International Space Station ... read more..

Why you shouldn't let dogs lick your face. read more..

The extreme cow tipping competition was close. ... read more..

Surveys show that 1 out of 2 pigs enjoy the Cybersalt Site. ... read more..

I am one who firmly believes the pen is mightier than the sword. Consequently, I have a fully stocked arsenal with every pen and pencil imaginable. I look with a jaundiced eye at the person who is i read more..

The following have all genuinely appeared in church bulletins!* Next weekend's Fasting & Prayer Conference in Whitby includes all meals.* Sunday morning sermon: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' Sunday ... read more..

While my son was on the Navy carrier USS George Washington, the air wing was busy with training missions. After talking to a pilot, one air-traffic controller accidentally left his microphone on and r... read more..

When the consequences of sin come home to roost in your life, cry out for deliverance. (Pastor Tim had a cold when preaching this sermon so sorry for the croaky voice and odd sniff.) Listen O... read more..

The drill sergeant, making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the good. Private Johnson wi... read more..

Introducing the Eco-Harley ... read more..

One of the burdens of office of the small town mayor was his brother in-law, a fellow who liked to throw his or, rather, his in-law's political weight around. The mayor had instructed his policemen an... read more..

Your local government at work. ... read more..

Here's an important story on another way to keep your kids safe online.  This time it's how you may be using the Internet that is putting them at risk. ... read more..

I don't like to exercise. But then again, I've never had a dog that would exercise with me so perhaps that's what has held me back.  ... read more..

A motorist collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the police report were: Q - What warning was given by you?A - Horn. Q - What warning was given by the other party?A - Moo.... read more..

Pastor Tim and Susan are happy and excited to announce the engagement of their son, Clayton, to Rebecca. The happy couple are planning to marry at the end of August. God bless both of them!... read more..

You know you are suffering from "Empty Nest Syndrome" if..... You have thrown out the better part of the last several one-gallon jugs of milk, but still can't bring yourself to buy the one-quart carto... read more..

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You c... read more..

Don't be afraid of trusting Jesus because you doubt his ability to win complete victory. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110220.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110220.mp3"> ... read more..

OK, I'll admit it. I bought Angry birds for my iPhone so I could play more levels. If you've ever played Angry Birds on your iPhone or Android phone then you know how well done this "Angry Birds in ... read more..

It was at that point that Fifi began plotting her revenge. ... read more..

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to ge... read more..

One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6am wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke before 6, but the phone did not ring until 6:30. "Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is your wake-... read more..

That's the last time I hide in the laundry to sneak into town. ... read more..

The Building Committee has been informed that opened sugar packets are being found in the nursery area. We have had some serious problems with ants in the past and would like to avoid any recurrences ... read more..

A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a sightseeing boat to Alcatraz Prison.  The children weren't good at waiting: they fidgeted, whined, and ... read more..

Hey Honey! The good news is I got the computer running faster. ... read more..

How to tell If your cat has gas. read more..

I had been teaching my seventh-graders about World War II, and a test question was, "What was the largest amphibious assault of all time?" Expecting to see "the D-Day invasion" as the answer, I found ... read more..