Monthly Archive

2011
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3465 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4577

Earworms

Earworms are songs that crawl into your head and stay. 98% of us have had a song stuck in our heads. Six of the worst offenders are "It's a Small World," "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," "Don't Worry; Be Ha... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
16056

Watermelon Face

This is why you no longer like watermelons. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7626

Delivery Diversification

Kenny was diversifying just in case pizza delivery hit a downturn. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
8912

Stair Climbing

Most mornings I go to the local YMCA to exercise. One morning there was a big man working out on the stair climbing machine. He was really climbing stairs. I did my time on the treadmill and he was st... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3528

Dog Report

Craig's two kids are in the same class at school, and the teacher had the class write reports about their pets. After the reports were all turned in, the teacher called one of the youngsters up to her... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7829

Car Wash Alternative

There's more than one way to wash a car. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3615

Homeless man with golden radio voice in Columbus, OH

BAH! I linked to the original video on Youtube but the newspaper that owns the video has had it taken down. You can watch the original video on their site by clicking here. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3172

Conductor Comment Comeback

A conductor was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3725

Choking Fee

When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table.Springing up, the doctor skillfully removed the bone and saved the man's... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3362

Feeding the Baby

My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often he turns to me for advice. Recently, I was in the shower when he poked his head in to ask, "What should I feed Lily for lunch?" "That's up to ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3655

Doody Solution

A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But abou... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3482
4 min read

The Amazing Grace of "Do-Over," the Art of Second Chance

If anybody believes in "do-over," it is Yours Truly. This stems back to my pre-adult days littered with carefreeness and fun of all sizes and shapes. At that time, my whole life revolved around games.... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1246

Without Self-Control

Without self-control in our lives we can really, really hurt ourselves and prevent ourselves from returning to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110102.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4286

Attendance Sermons

A man who hadn't attended church in years suddenly began attending faithfully on Sunday mornings instead of going fishing as was his normal habit. The pastor was highly gratified and at the end of ser... read more..

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Pastor Tim
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Bigger Travel Allowance

It's time to give pastor Bob a bigger travel allowance. ... read more..