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The man featured in this video is a wonderful example of character and faithfulness to men everywhere.   ... read more..

This video just goes to prove that it's pretty much impossible to keep a squirrel from getting your nuts.   ... read more..

I was meeting a friend in a restaurant and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me. "Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed. Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy an... read more..

I think that I shall never seeA cat that sheds as much as thee. Thy fur that sticks is all aroundOn chairs, on mats in little mounds. I sweep the floor,You shed some more. I wash the rugAnd you just s... read more..

With the increases in stamp charges and the decrease in postal service, I think we are going to see more and more of this. Fortunately for mailmen, there are no elephants in North America. ... read more..

Nobody needs to tell me I cannot sing, although I have many fine friends who forward this information to me on a regular basis. It is as though there was a friend-wide conspiracy trying to convince me... read more..

When the company I worked for had an employee-suggestion competition, I told my staff to submit entries that would save money for the firm. The winner was a man in my department who suggested we post ... read more..

I can't say I've ever gotten a shave from a barber, but I've seen others who have.  I was in a shop once, and an obviously new barber nicked a customer several times while giving him a shave. The new ... read more..

And that's how the Flu spreads. ... read more..

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. You don't... read more..

The flight attendant watched a passenger try to stuff his hopelessly overloaded bags into the overhead bin. Finally she informed him that he would have to check the oversized luggage. "When I fly othe... read more..

If you want to know what to do, ask for wisdom and God will give it to you.  If you are just collecting opinions so you can choose what you want to do, you should probably rethink your expectatio... read more..

An elderly couple are attending a church service.  About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.  It says, "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" He scr... read more..

Winter Irony ... read more..

A late Super Bowl replay image. ... read more..

Professor Jenkins is old school! ... read more..

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together: ~ A nose ring and bifocals.~ Spiked hair and bald spots.~ A pierced tongue and dentures.~ Miniskirts and s... read more..

Because the store was out of Velcro. ... read more..

While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau director told about a woman who was parallel parking. The examiner asked her, "Could you get a little closer?" ... read more..

Who doesn't enjoy a good cage fight? ... read more..

Mom was getting swamped with calls from strangers. The reason?  A medical billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers.When she called to complain, she was told to get a new n... read more..

Who knew there were other options for Pandas besides black and white. I can hardly wait until they come out with the orange ones!   ... read more..

Sunroof, Snowroof: Tomato,Tomato ... read more..

Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a 60-year-old destroyer. One day the Navy sent a crew of 20 men, while the Marines sent a crew of three. The cura... read more..

As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house r... read more..

Followers of Jesus encounter many pressures from within and without that seek to make them shrink away and hide. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110116.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}pod... read more..

The young goober came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Jake, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Jake replied, "Did you see who it was?"The young man answered, ... read more..

Pastor Tim's board meetings are a little eccentric. ... read more..

Some things in life are so enjoyable you hope they linger forever. Other things, you hope disappear faster than they came, like relatives during the holidays. Why is it they come in faster than they g... read more..

For Louis, every day at work is a bad hair day. read more..