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15 "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist."14 "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."13 "Ca read more..

This is why you should not phone in cake orders. ... read more..

I don't think I ever want to skydive, but this looks like a fun alternative. I'd love to have my own wind tunnel in the backyard, but it looks expensive and that's probably a good thing. I would nev... read more..

We have a fox terrier by the name of Jasper. He came to us in the summer of 2001 from the fox terrier rescue program. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this type of adoption, imagine taking in ... read more..

When renting a tile cutter isn't in the budget. ... read more..

A sign posted on the wall of an Army mess read, "Don't Waste Food -- Food will win the war." Beneath someone had written, "That's fine, but how do we get the enemy to eat it?"... read more..

Issue #3541 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News It's snowing at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Maybe in the morning I'll try to warm up with a "Bacon Scarf". ht read more..

Bacon makes me feel warm too.  ... read more..

The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?” The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fen... read more..

Joomla 1.6 is out today - hurray!  Now for the task of migrating version 1.5 sites (like the Cybersalt Site) to 1.6. Here is a fix for the first snag I ran into. In order to begin to try to upgrade ... read more..

Watch out for those pota . . . . . nevermind. ... read more..

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody die... read more..

The fur began to fly when my fellow airline passengers learned there was a chance they might miss their connecting flight out of Aspen. When we finally landed, I found out just how nasty things got. O... read more..

It’s very fun for me that some of you are reading through the Bible this year along with me.  I’m really looking forward to sharing comments, thoughts and insights back and forth either through the fa... read more..

God calls us to something better than choosing what is best.  He calls us to choose purity. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110109.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110109.... read more..

Earworms are songs that crawl into your head and stay. 98% of us have had a song stuck in our heads. Six of the worst offenders are "It's a Small World," "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," "Don't Worry; Be Ha... read more..

This is why you no longer like watermelons. ... read more..

Kenny was diversifying just in case pizza delivery hit a downturn. ... read more..

Most mornings I go to the local YMCA to exercise. One morning there was a big man working out on the stair climbing machine. He was really climbing stairs. I did my time on the treadmill and he was st... read more..

Craig's two kids are in the same class at school, and the teacher had the class write reports about their pets. After the reports were all turned in, the teacher called one of the youngsters up to her... read more..

There's more than one way to wash a car. ... read more..

BAH! I linked to the original video on Youtube but the newspaper that owns the video has had it taken down. You can watch the original video on their site by clicking here. ... read more..

A conductor was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra... read more..

When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table.Springing up, the doctor skillfully removed the bone and saved the man's... read more..

My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often he turns to me for advice. Recently, I was in the shower when he poked his head in to ask, "What should I feed Lily for lunch?" "That's up to ... read more..

A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But abou... read more..

If anybody believes in "do-over," it is Yours Truly. This stems back to my pre-adult days littered with carefreeness and fun of all sizes and shapes. At that time, my whole life revolved around games.... read more..

Without self-control in our lives we can really, really hurt ourselves and prevent ourselves from returning to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110102.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}... read more..

A man who hadn't attended church in years suddenly began attending faithfully on Sunday mornings instead of going fishing as was his normal habit. The pastor was highly gratified and at the end of ser... read more..

It's time to give pastor Bob a bigger travel allowance. ... read more..