Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3070 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Merry Christmas Back To You, Nina Grewal

15 Dec

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

3026

Merry Christmas Back To You, Nina Grewal

This video from Canada's Parliament reminded me of how true politeness can refresh one's spirit. It's far from the empty abyss of measured small talk we many times offer up when meeting people w... read more..

15 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1538

Cybersalt News - December 15, 2012

There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "For Lease Graffiti" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/for-lease-graffiti Enjoy the rest of today's mailin... read more..

15 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1950

Motivating Others

John, a neighbor of mine, was annoyed because he had to search for his newspaper each morning after the paperboy tossed it. Often he would find it, covered with dirt, under the car in the gravel drive... read more..

15 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1816

Quote #1348

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."- Sir Winston Churchill read more..

15 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2587

Prince Pudding

Never offer Jello to Prince William: you might be accused of pudding on heirs.... read more..

14 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2024

One-liner #0900

I’m just glad it’s illegal to eat healthy during December. ... read more..

Excerpts From Actual Letters Sent To Landlords

14 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3667

Excerpts From Actual Letters Sent To Landlords

1. "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared." 2. "This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door." 3. "I am writing on behalf of my si read more..

14 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

6060

For Lease Graffiti

Graffiti and puns - the worst combination! ... read more..

14 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1509

Cybersalt News - December 14, 2012

There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today. It's actually a picture I took of something I found at a mall yesterday. You'll find "Bacon Canes" at:www.cybersalt.org/... read more..

13 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1812

Quote #1347

“There is a big difference between what we have the right to do and what is right to do.”... read more..

13 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5770

Alphabet End

I can never make it to the end of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.... read more..

13 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2057

One-liner #0899

"Tchaikovsky is probably my favorite composer that’s also a sneeze. " read more..

13 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4736

2 min read

More Insurance Claims

"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and s read more..

13 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

5348

Bacon Canes

This is why the terrorists hate us. ... read more..

13 Dec

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

5384

Geese For Sale?

While my wife was out running some errands today, a guy phoned our house about the geese we have for sale. I told him we didn't have any geese for sale. He told me the number he had dialed. I t... read more..

13 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1489

Cybersalt News - December 13, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Did you miss yesterday being 12-12-12? If you did, cheer up because two years from now will be 12-13-14. After that you'll have to find some other purpose to live. O... read more..

12 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1751

Quote #1346

"A good conscience is a continual Christmas." - Benjamin Franklin read more..

12 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3747

Shopaholic

Shopaholic: just following your in a mall instincts.... read more..

12 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2129

One-liner #0898

"I'm an expert on Chinese food - when I eat it I only use one chopstick." read more..

12 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4592

Texan Expressions

For fun, try to use at least two of these in at work today. *A guide to a few of the more colorful Texan expressions:* 1. The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving = Not overly-intelligent. 2. ... read more..

12 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

5646

Santa's Mouth

Who knew Santa had a potty mouth? ... read more..

12 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1703

Cybersalt News - December 12, 2012

There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Tree Dog" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/tree-dog And, congratulations to my online friend, David... read more..

11 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2302

Honesty and Conscience

It's said that Abraham Lincoln once sized up the case of a prospective client as follows: "You have a good case, technically, but in terms of justice and equity, it's got problems. So you'll have to ... read more..

11 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1781

Quote #1345

"Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither."- C.S. Lewis read more..

11 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2814

French Pressed Coffee

Addiction to French-pressed coffee: may cause you to hit bodum.... read more..

11 Dec

One-liners

Pastor Tim

2651

One-liner #0897

Life should have a purpose, however meaningless.... read more..

11 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3860

Shy Visit To The Dentist

A shy little 4-year-old came in to the dentist for his first cleaning and check-up. The hygienist tried to strike up a conversation but no response. After the cleaning, the dentist was called in... read more..

11 Dec

Funny Christmas Pictures

Pastor Tim

5547

Tree Dog

Ummmm, yeah . . . . I don't know how that happened. ... read more..

11 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

913

Cybersalt News - December 11, 2012

There are two more funny Christmas pictures on the Cybersalt site since I last sent a mailing out. Here are the links to both of them:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/christmas-cake-su... read more..

10 Dec

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1802

Quote #1344

"If God would concede me His omnipotence for 24 hours, you would see how many changes I would make in the world. But if He gave me His wisdom too, I would leave things as they are."- J.M.L. Monsabre read more..

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