Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3093 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - December 16, 2012

Sunday greetings everybody. Here's what's new on the Cybersalt site today. My Christmas message from last week is uploaded to the Westside Bible Church website.  You can listen to "Peace - ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3576

The Wedding Dress

Betty was soon to be married. More than anything, she wanted to wear the wedding dress her mother was married in. Betty's mother was beaming with pride as she gave her consent. Later in the evening,... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2869

So, This Is How The World Ends

Since the election, there has been a lot of jibber-jabber by the kings and queens of jibber-jabber about some financial cliff we are facing. I have no idea what they are talking about, and I have a s... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
8079

Christmas Carols of Love Quartet

Here's a quartet of boys singing way beyond their years.  Enjoy this performance of "Christmas Carols of Love."  ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
2637

Merry Christmas Back To You, Nina Grewal

This video from Canada's Parliament reminded me of how true politeness can refresh one's spirit.  It's far from the empty abyss of measured small talk we many times offer up when meeting people w... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1257

Cybersalt News - December 15, 2012

There is a new funny sign picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "For Lease Graffiti" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/for-lease-graffiti Enjoy the rest of today's mailin... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1673

Motivating Others

John, a neighbor of mine, was annoyed because he had to search for his newspaper each morning after the paperboy tossed it. Often he would find it, covered with dirt, under the car in the gravel drive... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1550

Quote #1348

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."- Sir Winston Churchill read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2323

Prince Pudding

Never offer Jello to Prince William: you might be accused of pudding on heirs.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1759

One-liner #0900

I’m just glad it’s illegal to eat healthy during December. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3393

Excerpts From Actual Letters Sent To Landlords

1. "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared." 2. "This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door." 3. "I am writing on behalf of my si read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
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For Lease Graffiti

Graffiti and puns - the worst combination! ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1239

Cybersalt News - December 14, 2012

There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today.  It's actually a picture I took of something I found at a mall yesterday.  You'll find "Bacon Canes" at:www.cybersalt.org/... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3159

12 Reasons I Stopped Attending Sports Events

Take some of the most common excuses for not going to church and use them to stop attending sporting events and here’s what you get: ~ Every time I went, they asked me for money. ~ The people I had ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1542

Quote #1347

“There is a big difference between what we have the right to do and what is right to do.”... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5500

Alphabet End

I can never make it to the end of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1794

One-liner #0899

"Tchaikovsky is probably my favorite composer that’s also a sneeze. " read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4469

More Insurance Claims

"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet.  I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and s read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
4981

Bacon Canes

This is why the terrorists hate us. ... read more..

Cybersalt Shaker
Pastor Tim
4930

Geese For Sale?

While my wife was out running some errands today, a guy phoned our house about the geese we have for sale. I told him we didn't have any geese for sale. He told me the number he had dialed.  I t... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1211

Cybersalt News - December 13, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Did you miss yesterday being 12-12-12? If you did, cheer up because two years from now will be 12-13-14.  After that you'll have to find some other purpose to live. O... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3771

The Truth Log

The first mate on a ship decided to celebrate with a bit of stowed-away rum. He got so drunk that he was still a little drunk the next morning. Later in the day, when the first mate had sobered up, he... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1473

Quote #1346

"A good conscience is a continual Christmas." - Benjamin Franklin read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3495

Shopaholic

Shopaholic: just following your in a mall instincts.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1859

One-liner #0898

"I'm an expert on Chinese food - when I eat it I only use one chopstick." read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4273

Texan Expressions

For fun, try to use at least two of these in at work today. *A guide to a few of the more colorful Texan expressions:* 1. The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving = Not overly-intelligent. 2. ... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
5300

Santa's Mouth

Who knew Santa had a potty mouth? ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1439

Cybersalt News - December 12, 2012

There is a new funny Christmas picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "Tree Dog" at:www.cybersalt.org/funny-christmas-pictures/tree-dog And, congratulations to my online friend, David... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2013

Honesty and Conscience

It's said that Abraham Lincoln once sized up the case of a prospective client as follows: "You have a good case, technically, but in terms of justice and equity, it's got problems. So you'll have to ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1345

"Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither."- C.S. Lewis read more..