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A millionaire informed his attorney, "I want a stipulation in my will that my wife is to inherit everything, but ONLY if she remarries within six months of my death.""Why such an odd stipulation?" ask... read more..

The following caption was found written on a gravestone... "As I am now, you soon shall be, So be content to follow me." Then someone taped the following note on that gravestone... "To follow you ... read more..

"Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with." read more..

The supermarket has stopped selling tropical fruit: It's enough to make a mango crazy.... read more..

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."- John Steinbeck read more..

The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong. * I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. * Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. * Gun wounds again?... read more..

Carlos goes postal in his own, merry way! ... read more..

THE TURKEY SHOT OUT OF THE OVEN The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air;It knocked every plate off the tableand partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a cornerand burst wit... read more..

Too many of us have had to deal with software problems and support like this! The 12 Bugs of Christmas - A Software Developers' Version 1. For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:See read more..

'Twas the night of Christmas, But I just couldn't sleep.I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheepThe leftovers beckonedThe dark meat and white,But I fought the temptation with all of my might read more..

This weekend it felt like the third trimester came out of nowhere, rifled through my cupboards and sat on my couch in ratty sweatpants eating all my favourite snacks. Does that make sense? It’s ... read more..

Iguana wish you a Merry Christmas! ... read more..

This Christmas, don't be a snotty a-hole about the secularization of the holiday.  Instead, show the world the Hope Jesus gives you. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20121202.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Sunday greetings everybody! There is a new commentary by Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt site today.  You can read "What Holiday Does a Holiday Tree Celebrate?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penm... read more..

I will confess right up front to a certain degree of confusion. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage will corroborate this confession. So many things confuse me; I am not sure where to begin, and on... read more..

There's the story about the MIT student who spent an entire summer going to Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt.  Each day he was seen walking up and down the... read more..

Happy December everyone! Today's new page on the Cybersalt site is "Bitter Cake" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/bitter-cake Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.... read more..

(This note, from me, was written to the PearlyGates Newsletter subscribers in 2002) Dear PearlyGates subscribers.  To get the gist of today’s PearlyGates item (sent to this clean but theological read more..

A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding cake with "1 John 4:18" which reads "There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear." The bakery evid... read more..

"Science can tell us how to do many things, but it can not tell us what ought to be done."- Author Unknown read more..

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.... read more..

Clark Kent takes direction from his hat: It’s his Super visor.... read more..

STOCK: A magical piece of paper that is worth $33.75 until the moment you buy it. It will then be worth $8.50. BOND: What you had with your spouse until you pawned his/her golf clubs to invest in Ama... read more..

There was obviously still some bitterness over Ted's promotion. ... read more..

This bible cartoon shares a conversation between Samson and his dad read more..

This bible cartoon retells Samson battling with the jawbone of an ass read more..

This bible cartoon recalls Samson lying to Delilah about the source of his strength read more..

This bible cartoon remembers Samson talking with his dad about getting a wife read more..

This bible cartoon of David and Goliath shares the old truth the bigger they are the harder they fall read more..

This bible cartoon shares the final words of Goliath read more..