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The congregation was beginning to think Pastor Tim's travel allowance was too big. ... read more..

Mom! Dad's tweaking your car again! ... read more..

"Parties who want milk should not sit in a field waiting for a cow to back up to them." read more..

A burglar entered the house of a Quaker and proceeded to rob it. The Quaker heard the noise and took his shotgun downstairs. Upon finding the burglar he aimed his gun and said gently, "Friend, I mea... read more..

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, a... read more..

My mother is always complaining about how dirty the carpet in my room is. I can't help it - it's my nature to abhor a vacuum.... read more..

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before." read more..

Daylight savings is curb stomping my brainI ride through my days on a headache that morphs from my skull to my eyes to my scalp down my neck.My stomach churns like I haven't slept, wants to eat my em read more..

What's next?  Today the better question is "Where's next?"   Remember the "Next" link on most of the Cybersalt Pages?  That link has now been upgraded to feature the title of the page ... read more..

Jan misunderstood about how to send her computer in for warranty work. ... read more..

You might like to get a sandwich while the internet is downloading. ... read more..

Louis was convinced he had the coolest computer in the dorm. ... read more..

"Did you see that new laptop working on the 6th floor?" read more..

You might be a workaholic if . . . . ... read more..

Hopefully he logged back in to a better place. ... read more..

Don't laugh, guess what Stan found in his laptop case before the big meeting. ... read more..

Terry was surprised by what an extra $25.00 for installation actually provided. ... read more..

Sam 'n Ella hoped their new computer would cut down on health department fines. ... read more..

A plane full of congressmen on a political fact-finding tour crashed in the middle of rural America.  Panic stricken, the FBI mobilized and descended on the farm in force.  When they got the... read more..

"I am always going into the far country and returning as a prodigal and thou art always bringing forth the best robe."- Puritan prayer read more..

The HMO account manager noticed that nearly every bill from a certain pediatrician’s office included the line item “Behavior modification reinforcers.” Alarmed that the pediatrician was engaging in s... read more..

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably ra... read more..

Few people know that Superman had a real problem with kleptomania. He's the man of steal.... read more..

The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick -- two women fighting over a pair of shoes.... read more..

"We will continue having meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done." read more..

Complete obedience leads to complete joy and that leads to remaining in Jesus love. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120311.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120311.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

IKEA Mission Possible: Prepare to self construct.... read more..

I start everyday with a sit up - I've done over 19,000 so far.... read more..

"Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."- W.A. Mozart  read more..

I was praying about prayer earlier this week. I want to pray, and I love to pray, but days keep going by with just a few God-ward thoughts and maybe a "hey God, help me not to suck today please. I'd read more..