2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #2940

13 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2041

Tell the Secret

A woman named Vicki once knew a young person at church named Betty. Betty always seemed effervescent and happy, although Vicki knew she had faced struggles in her life. Her long-awaited marriage had q... read more..

13 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

4612

One-liner #0822

“Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”- G.K. Chesterton... read more..

13 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1512

Quote #1272

"Life is full of commitments: Even when you are born there is a string attached." read more..

13 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2360

Matching Belt and Bag

"Buying your wife a matching belt and bag for Valentines Day is NOT a good idea if they fit the vacuum cleaner." read more..

13 Feb

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3257

J.C. Penney Doghouse Commercials

Buying your wife a nice gift is not the secret to happiness, so please don't think we're endorsing the commercialism of these commercials. Still, though, they are pretty funny - right guys? ... read more..

Happy Valentine's Day, Samson and Delilah

12 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1676

Happy Valentine's Day, Samson and Delilah

Unless you are having a nightmare, Samson and Delilah are not the model relationship everyone dreams of. Still, their story provides key lessons on how men and women can find better success in t... read more..

09 Feb

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1443

Three Things Thursday [Vol.4]

Things that save me so much time and stress:1. Not watching TV.Oh man do I not miss cable - even when we had it for free! There was always something on, and I'd watch it whether I was actually intere read more..

07 Feb

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1553

God's Parenting and Punishment

Beth at Red and Honey wrote a beautiful piece yesterday on her parenting philosophy that sparked a bunch of ideas in my mind. I love Beth's writing because I feel like even though we are different pe read more..

06 Feb

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1426

Moving with God

It keeps happening to me that when I least want to take time to spend with God, pushing through and doing it is most rewarding. Suffice it to say that I had a good ol' chat with God this evening, and ... read more..

05 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1005

When You Are Lost

When you are lost and all alone remember that God sees you. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120205.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20120205.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

03 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1664

Quote #1271

"Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway."- Mary C. Crowley read more..

03 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1474

Cybersalt News - February 3, 2012

Yesterday was groundhog day. I bet they don't really appreciate being woken up and all the handling and attention they get. Here's on that isn't going to take any more for sure:www.cybersa... read more..

02 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6211

Walrus Head On Man

This was not the souvenir Harold was thinking of bringing back from the zoo. ... read more..

02 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

8645

A Flooded Venice Supermarket

Locals loved the ambiance of the Venice Market. ... read more..

02 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

13429

Fireman Sitting In Lawn Chair

It soon became clear that Smallville's new fire chief lied about having a "type-a" personality. ... read more..

02 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

5247

Man Shaving With Web Cam

Who needs a mirror? ... read more..

02 Feb

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

6350

Mutant Mom

Kenny couldn't get away with anything with his mom around. ... read more..

02 Feb

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1814

One-liner #0821

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

02 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2501

Brown Paper

A sheriff walks into a saloon and shouts for everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?" he asks. "What's he look like?" asks one shoddy-looking cowboy. "Well", replies the Sheriff, "h... read more..

02 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1921

Possessions, Wealth

Two elderly gentlemen met up on the way to the funeral of one of their longtime buddies. The deceased was thought to have accumulated much wealth. On the way to the cemetery, one old fellow asked the... read more..

02 Feb

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1528

Quote #1270

"A hypocrite is someone who complains that there is too much sex and violence on his DVD." read more..

02 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3620

Passed Note

A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher. The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.... read more..

02 Feb

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

9079

Ice Covered Car

On the plus side, nobody can steal it! ... read more..

01 Feb

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1489

Phase 3/Off the Wagon

In case you were wondering how things are going on the Maker's Diet, it really depends. If you are a stickler, things are going medium-not-too-bad. If you are a free spirit, things are going great! Be... read more..

01 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1437

Cybersalt News - February 1, 2012

Happy February everyone. I've got good news for you! Many of you were so good in January that you've been given an extra day this month. The rest of us are going to tag along fo... read more..

31 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1893

North Americans, Character, Hypocrisy

*North Americans* We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off. We demand speed laws that wil read more..

31 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2642

General Store

"I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific." read more..

31 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1823

One-liner #0820

"Before they made him they broke the mold." read more..

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

31 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4627

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

*How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?* Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-ou read more..

31 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1652

Quote #1269

"For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction - plus a social media overreaction." read more..