Monthly Archive

2012

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Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1267

"For some, it is easier emotionally to stop believing in God than to accept the existence of whatever evil has raped their life."- Pastor Tim Davis read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 21, 2012

OK, so Google didn't buy the Cybersalt site.  They did give me some lovely consolation gifts for attending the seminar though and in the next while I've got a Google t-shirt coming my way. There... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Country Puddle

A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. "Think it's safe to... read more..

Funny Signs
Pastor Tim
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Frozen Bank Accounts

You know your accounts have probably been frozen when . . . ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1266

"The bonds of matrimony are a good investment when the interest is kept up." read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0817

My wife complains that I over-analyze everything but these graphs & charts show that I don't.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Duck vs. Elephant

Duck vs Elephant: You can't get down off an elephant.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
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One-liner #0816

Karl Marx Was Wrong: "Angry Birds" is the opiate of the masses.... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
2056
4 min read

Three Things Thursday [Vol.3]

This week's theme is: things to enjoy on their own terms!Being on this diet has brought Matt and I to try to replicate some of the things we love but aren't allowed to eat right now. We have been ver read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 19, 2012

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I want to thank all of you who helped send feedback over the last couple of days while I tried a new server set-up.  You helped me to see that it was the greatest thin... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Computer Case BBQ

You know your computer is overheating when . . . ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Car Theft Rates Frozen

Every winter, car theft rates drop in Newfoundland. ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1265

"The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."- William James read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
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Stealing, Cell Phones

Police in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, sick and tired of cell phone thefts, have launched a new weapon against the culprits. As soon as thefts are reported, stolen phones are sent a Short Message Syst... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3591
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Things Not To Say To On Date

Things Not To Say To On Date * I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. * I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. *... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1757
2 min read

Meal Plan - Phase 2

I have not been following the meal plan I wrote out nearly as consistently in phase 1, but I am taking that as a good sign that I've become more comfortable with the "rules" (for lack of a better ter read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Sausage Sale

Sausage sales bring out the wurst in people.... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1947
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One-liner #0815

If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds likes "orange."... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3058
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Cogito Ergo Spud

Cogito Ergo Spud: I think therefore I yam.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
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Cybersalt News - January 17, 2012

There is a light dusting of snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters these last few days.  That hasn't happened since last February, so Mrs. Cybersalt and I aren't complaining. Since last Friday, I ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
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Quote #1264

"It is not length of life, but depth of life."- Ralph Waldo Emerson read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Hummer Parking Spot

Afterwards, Louise wished she had just let the captain have the parking spot. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Teen Learner's Permit

Kevin could hardly wait for his learner's permit. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Renamed Ford pickup Truck

Calling all Cars! Be on the look out for a white Gord. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Mini Golf On Car Roof

Surprisingly, it's not a Volkswagen Golf! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Casket Hot Rod Dragster

Not everyone appreciated what Pastor Paul drove to funerals. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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2 min read

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When…

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When... 1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are. 2. You decide to re-organize your family into a "team-based organization." 3. Yo... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1985
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One-liner #0814

"I'm super lazy - just like normal lazy, but I wear a cape." read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Finding Our Way Amidst God's Calling

God's Kingdom is built by His people working together - not by persons trying to do it all by themselves. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120115.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/s... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
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Cooking Deadline

I'll have to find a new way to strain noodles if this is the last year I can use my Mayan Colander.... read more..