2012 - Monthly Archive - Results from #3000

18 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1793

Quote #1265

"The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it."- William James read more..

18 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2002

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. "Don't worry," she said, "I... read more..

18 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1921

Stealing, Cell Phones

Police in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, sick and tired of cell phone thefts, have launched a new weapon against the culprits. As soon as thefts are reported, stolen phones are sent a Short Message Syst... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3275

Things Not To Say To On Date

Things Not To Say To On Date * I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. * I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. *... read more..

18 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1412

Meal Plan - Phase 2

I have not been following the meal plan I wrote out nearly as consistently in phase 1, but I am taking that as a good sign that I've become more comfortable with the "rules" (for lack of a better ter read more..

17 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2775

Sausage Sale

Sausage sales bring out the wurst in people.... read more..

17 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1671

One-liner #0815

If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds likes "orange."... read more..

17 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2791

Cogito Ergo Spud

Cogito Ergo Spud: I think therefore I yam.... read more..

17 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1837

Debt, Repayment, Reputation

It's forty below zero one winter night in Alaska. Pat is drinking at his local saloon and the bartender says to him, "You owe me quite a bit on your tab." "Sorry," says Pat, "I'm flat broke this week... read more..

17 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1416

Cybersalt News - January 17, 2012

There is a light dusting of snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters these last few days. That hasn't happened since last February, so Mrs. Cybersalt and I aren't complaining. Since last Friday, I ... read more..

16 Jan

Quotes

Pastor Tim

1487

Quote #1264

"It is not length of life, but depth of life."- Ralph Waldo Emerson read more..

16 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

8807

Hummer Parking Spot

Afterwards, Louise wished she had just let the captain have the parking spot. ... read more..

16 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

9464

Teen Learner's Permit

Kevin could hardly wait for his learner's permit. ... read more..

16 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6742

Renamed Ford pickup Truck

Calling all Cars! Be on the look out for a white Gord. ... read more..

16 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

7037

Mini Golf On Car Roof

Surprisingly, it's not a Volkswagen Golf! ... read more..

16 Jan

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

10733

Casket Hot Rod Dragster

Not everyone appreciated what Pastor Paul drove to funerals. ... read more..

16 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

5364

Hebrews 12:1, Perseverance

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, ... read more..

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When…

16 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4471

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When…

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When... 1. You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are. 2. You decide to re-organize your family into a "team-based organization." 3. Yo... read more..

15 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1704

One-liner #0814

"I'm super lazy - just like normal lazy, but I wear a cape." read more..

15 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

1030

Finding Our Way Amidst God's Calling

God's Kingdom is built by His people working together - not by persons trying to do it all by themselves. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20120115.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/s... read more..

14 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2411

Cooking Deadline

I'll have to find a new way to strain noodles if this is the last year I can use my Mayan Colander.... read more..

14 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1772

One-liner #0813

"I'm trying to find myself, but to make it interesting I'm wearing camouflage." read more..

14 Jan

Moving With God

Alyssa Davis

1935

Our Second Week on the Maker's Diet

This week went much easier than last week! Sunday (day 7) I had a BAD cold, so I took it easy all day and managed to recover in time for work Monday. Barely. I still had a stuffy nose for the first p read more..

13 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1775

One-liner #0812

"If you fall, I'll always be there to catch you."- floor read more..

13 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4508

Hedgehogs

Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge?... read more..

13 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

1565

Cybersalt News - January 13, 2012

There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt site today. You will find "Bull Frog Ant Crusher" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/bull-frog-ant-crusher There is also a new inspirational video ... read more..

12 Jan

Videos

Pastor Tim

3281

Why I Hate Religion - Spoken Word

This spoken word about religion is a word well spoken! ... read more..

12 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4603

Do Not Disturb

After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year-old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet. About halfway throu read more..

12 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2216

Cloud 8

Two angels are talking on Cloud #8 when one says, "Well yes, I am happy but I COULD be happier...."... read more..

12 Jan

One-liners

Pastor Tim

1527

One-liner #0811

A cop pulled me over and said, "Papers" to which I replied, "Scissors" and drove away.... read more..