Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3063 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2357
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UFOs

"UFOs show us that our worst fears are groundless." read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1977
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Healing Creeps In

I have been in a bad way spiritually for the last couple months, and I finally came to my senses how foolish it is to hope for unchanged circumstances to yield new results. And this week since I decid... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1663
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Cybersalt News - January 4, 2012

There are 5 more funny car pictures updated on the Cybersalt site today. To view them all just head to "Ford Pickup Bumper" at:https://www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/ford-pickup-bumper Enj... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2012
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One-liner #0807

"Just tell me what you need, and I'll see to it that something ought to be done!" read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1902
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Quote #1259

"Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself."- JohnDewey read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2270
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Clean Pun #0032

“If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?”... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2274
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Coffee Cake

A former roommate baked a coffee cake and asked me to sample it. It was pretty tasty but I asked her what the small crunchy things were in the cake. She said the recipe called for 2 cups of strong co... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3986
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Servicemen Foot Race

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6705
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Ford Pickup Bumper

Paul quickly regretted going with the lowest quote. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7210
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Jet Powered Fire Engine

Now that's fighting fire with fire! ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5979
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Fast Thieves

Thieves are getting pretty fast these days. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5998
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Common Sense Pump

Knowledge may come from a fountain, but common sense obviously does not come from a pump. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
8267
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Casket Delivery

That was the last time that Wrigley's Funeral Home hired anyone with "Pizza Delivery Guy" in his resume history. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
6565
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Camera Van

Smile for the cameras. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
992
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Cybersalt News - January 3, 2012

In December, I took a break of pace in moving pages from the old Cybersalt site to the new one.  Some of you have noticed that the links in the "Latest Funny Pictures" module (in the right hand c... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2924
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Mother-In-Law Paging

When my demanding mother-in-law found out that I had a pager, I knew that she would buzz me a hundred times a day. I told her that when she calls she could save time by spelling out "M-O-M" on the ph... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1862
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Quote #1258

"Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep."- Carl Sandburg read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1883
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One-liner #0806

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2285
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Haven't Slept

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4983
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Prayer Postions

Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one. "No," another contended. "I get the best results ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
8450
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School Bus Boat Trailer

Things to do today: 1. - Get Up 2. - Go To Work 3. - Fishin' ! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5409
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Coyote Fan and Road Runner Hunter

Someday, someone is going to get that road runner. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
10896
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Bird Dog

Seriously, would someone please stop the Raelians! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
5043
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Bills Rural Mailbox

Josh finally found a way to keep spending while still balancing his budget. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
12397
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Road Conditions

Road Conditions? Bear. ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1914
2 min read

What I'm Into Vol. 1

I'm not always that into stuff. Life happens day by day, framed by work and chores, commuting and running errands. But. I don't know whether it was the super-duper Christmas AND New Year's long weeke read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1685
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Cybersalt News - January 2, 2012

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  You can enjoy "Catastrophe Box" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/catastrophe-box Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
2175
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One-liner #0805

"Amish murderers get the acoustic chair." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4987
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Cyclops Teacher

My granddaughter Ashley just started kindergarten the other day & she came home with the strangest tale I've heard in years. Seems like her school had a Cyclops for a teacher but he had... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1717
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Quote #1257

Glory to God in highest heaven, Who unto man His Son hath given; While angels sing with tender mirth, A glad new year to all the earth.- Martin Luther... read more..