Monthly Archive

2012

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 3113 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
7685

Casket Delivery

That was the last time that Wrigley's Funeral Home hired anyone with "Pizza Delivery Guy" in his resume history. ... read more..

Funny Car Pictures
Pastor Tim
5925

Camera Van

Smile for the cameras. ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
992

Cybersalt News - January 3, 2012

In December, I took a break of pace in moving pages from the old Cybersalt site to the new one.  Some of you have noticed that the links in the "Latest Funny Pictures" module (in the right hand c... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1963

Choosing Sides

At a White House dinner, a churchman offered a benediction and closed with the pious affirmation: "The Lord is on our side." When President Lincoln did not respond to this sentiment, someone asked hi... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2379

Mother-In-Law Paging

When my demanding mother-in-law found out that I had a pager, I knew that she would buzz me a hundred times a day. I told her that when she calls she could save time by spelling out "M-O-M" on the ph... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1406

Quote #1258

"Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep."- Carl Sandburg read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1440

One-liner #0806

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1788

Haven't Slept

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long."- Mitch Hedberg read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4450

Prayer Postions

Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one. "No," another contended. "I get the best results ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
7694

School Bus Boat Trailer

Things to do today: 1. - Get Up 2. - Go To Work 3. - Fishin' ! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4890

Coyote Fan and Road Runner Hunter

Someday, someone is going to get that road runner. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
9972

Bird Dog

Seriously, would someone please stop the Raelians! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
4486

Bills Rural Mailbox

Josh finally found a way to keep spending while still balancing his budget. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
11495

Road Conditions

Road Conditions? Bear. ... read more..

Moving With God
Alyssa Davis
1370

What I'm Into Vol. 1

I'm not always that into stuff. Life happens day by day, framed by work and chores, commuting and running errands. But. I don't know whether it was the super-duper Christmas AND New Year's long weeke read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1161

Cybersalt News - January 2, 2012

There is a new entry in the FunBlog today.  You can enjoy "Catastrophe Box" at:www.cybersalt.org/funblog/catastrophe-box Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ... read more..

One-liners
Pastor Tim
1673

One-liner #0805

"Amish murderers get the acoustic chair." read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
4506

Cyclops Teacher

My granddaughter Ashley just started kindergarten the other day & she came home with the strangest tale I've heard in years. Seems like her school had a Cyclops for a teacher but he had... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1683

Adversity's Blast

And ye, who have met with Adversity's blast, And been bow'd to the earth by its fury; To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass'd Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury - Still, fill to the Futur... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1257

Quote #1257

Glory to God in highest heaven, Who unto man His Son hath given; While angels sing with tender mirth, A glad new year to all the earth.- Martin Luther... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
967

Letting Some Things Go

Sometimes you have to let something go before you can see the change and growth you want in your life. Listen Online:{audio}podcast/sm20120101.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm2012... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3351

Helpful Mechanic

Sally told her friend, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid."... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
1061

Cybersalt News - January 1, 2012

Happy New Year everybody! There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find, "Here We Go Again; The art of Redundancy" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/h... read more..